[STD] I need a doctor

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

Well about a week or 2 ago I was out of rubbers and well....

Now I have some black stuff on the bottom of my tool.
I've tried googling it and cant find anything about this.

I don;t want to ask my mom to take me to a doctor because...well its awkward.
So anyone know what this is? is it even an STD?

Rainigul · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4490 **Location:**

doubt it.

All I can say.

Maybe like a light infection though? Unless it looks really weird, I think you're in the safe.

Wu · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 2521 **Location:** Around.

Im not sure about the US, but here you can make a doctors appointment without them telling your family. Doctors are not allowed by the law to inform your family if you dont want them to.

Just call him, make an appointment, tell them you dont want your mother to find out and all will be fine.

And if you're not sure if it's an STD just wash it first, might be underwear coloring, see if it hurts, anything like that.

GL

edit: Im not exactly sure how it works with ensurance (costs) there though, just call the doc and ask him or his assistant how to avoid letting your family know. Otherwise your mother might get a doc bill from something she doesn't know about lol

dom · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:35 pm

Try sleeping with another girl; if she gets black jello in her Vag after a couple days it's probably an STD.

Stallowned · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:35 pm

Pics or it didn't happen.

Just kidding :banghead:

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

**** it itches too.....

Itonami · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3182 **Location:**

No idea. I googled it and came up with nothing.

Go to a damn doctor. I'm sure going to your doctor and having you mom find out would be a lt better than your penis rotting off. Am I right?

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:43 pm

cut it off

ta pogner la gangrene a la graine

Amelie · **Posted:** Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:47 pm

Fat_Smurf wrote:

cut it off

ta pogner la gangrene a la graine

lol let's pray that's not the case.

Elikapeka · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 566 **Location:**

Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

Elikapeka wrote:

Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.

ughh.... really?

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Call up that beezie that did this to you and tell HER to go to a doctor.

dom · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:03 am

redneck wrote:

Elikapeka wrote:

Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.

ughh.... really?

Boiling water works too.

Rainigul · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4490 **Location:**

dom wrote:

redneck wrote:

Elikapeka wrote:

Spritz it with a bit of Windex. It'll clear whatever flesh-eating parasites you have right up.

ughh.... really?

Boiling water works too.

I've heard standing over an open manhole with an anvil tied to your penis via a piece of string, then letting go of the anvil, letting it fall down the manhole, will cure STDs.

Dystopia · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 2317 **Location:**

Amelie wrote:

Fat_Smurf wrote:

cut it off

ta pogner la gangrene a la graine

lol let's pray that's not the case.

Well, maybe he'll learn from his retarded derisions...

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Fire purifies all.

Sylhana · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3467 **Location:**

Wu wrote:

Im not sure about the US, but here you can make a doctors appointment without them telling your family. Doctors are not allowed by the law to inform your family if you dont want them to.

Just call him, make an appointment, tell them you dont want your mother to find out and all will be fine.

And if you're not sure if it's an STD just wash it first, might be underwear coloring, see if it hurts, anything like that.

GL

edit: Im not exactly sure how it works with ensurance (costs) there though, just call the doc and ask him or his assistant how to avoid letting your family know. Otherwise your mother might get a doc bill from something she doesn't know about lol

+1

Just say to your mum you dont feel well. See the doctor yourself. Confidentiality should be preserved even if you are below the age of consent (I dont know how old you are). You should see a doctor as soon as possible.

dom · **Posted:** Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:09 am

Get your dad to go with you, dads are always proud when you're tappin' dat.

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

[SD]Rainigul wrote:

I've heard standing over an open manhole with an anvil tied to your penis via a piece of string, then letting go of the anvil, letting it fall down the manhole, will cure STDs.

old School...

iGod · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 3728 **Location:**

Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..

ghostkilla43 · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 1991 **Location:**

dude that sucks lol
just go to the doctors or ask ur dad..=]

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

iGod wrote:

Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..

Yeah, if not for your own safety, then for the safety of your unit.

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

iGod wrote:

Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..

Thats what i thought it was at first but penis cancer?
never heard of it

Rainigul · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4490 **Location:**

redneck wrote:

[SD]Rainigul wrote:

I've heard standing over an open manhole with an anvil tied to your penis via a piece of string, then letting go of the anvil, letting it fall down the manhole, will cure STDs.

old School...

Lol, but they're also standing on a roof :shock:

iGod · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 3728 **Location:**

redneck wrote:

iGod wrote:

Cancer maybe? Get that checked out asap m8..

Thats what i thought it was at first but penis cancer?
never heard of it

Oh there is penis cancer.. but thats probably not it

Maybe you just broke it lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture

Mentions black/discoloration etc.

Itonami · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3182 **Location:**

You said it's black and itchy? That doesn't really sound like cancer to me. It could be from a number of things.. it could be a male yeast infection (odd place for one though, and yes they do exist), it could be an STD of some sort, it could be a fungus from sweating and lack of proper showering. Badly infected hair follicles maybe?

You shouldn't scratch it, no matter what. Try not to put anything on it, it could always irritate it worse.

You shouldn't be sitting at your computer. The sooner you get it checked out, the better.

Disconn3cted · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3293 **Location:** WV, USA

go to the doctor no matter what caused it, it sounds like you are going to have to eventually unless you want to lose your manhood

Vindicator · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 1734 **Location:** L-A-B

if u dont have rubber, get some or dont put it in! dont be a fool wrap your tooL!

Disconn3cted · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3293 **Location:** WV, USA

Vindicator wrote:

if u dont have rubber, get some or dont put it in! dont be a fool wrap your tooL!

its too late for that now LOL

Vindicator · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 1734 **Location:** L-A-B

ya i know..but sheesh -.-

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