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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor  Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:11 pm |
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More importantly, is she pregnant?
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:17 pm |
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Probably not...I got out just in time
Doctor scheduled for Monday
Gonna go check out my Tendonitis and then drop the Bomb on the Doc.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:24 pm |
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redneck wrote: Probably not...I got out just in time
Doctor scheduled for Monday
Gonna go check out my Tendonitis and then drop the Bomb on the Doc. theres gona be little rednecks running around very soon
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:25 pm |
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Little rednecks running around with whatever disease he caught.
lol.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:32 pm |
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Haha, well thats good then...better make sure she's not though otherwise an STD would be the least of your probs =p
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:35 pm |
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AkillerNXC wrote: Haha, well thats good then...better make sure she's not though otherwise an STD would be the least of your probs =p nha you can always ignore her, you cant ignore penis ache.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:45 pm |
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Fat_Smurf wrote: AkillerNXC wrote: Haha, well thats good then...better make sure she's not though otherwise an STD would be the least of your probs =p nha you can always ignore her, you cant ignore penis ache. Yeah, you can ignore her, but not her parents...and not the money you'd have to dish out =O
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:33 am |
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Fat_Smurf wrote: AkillerNXC wrote: Haha, well thats good then...better make sure she's not though otherwise an STD would be the least of your probs =p nha you can always ignore her, you cant ignore penis ache. LOL!!! so sig worthy but im too lazy... Honestly I haven;t even thought of what would happen if I got a girl pregnant...Viva La Canada probly
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:09 am |
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redneck wrote: Probably not...I got out just in time I thought that too, but now I got little Dildogoblins running around the house.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:39 am |
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Pulling out doesn't prevent pregnacy
just gives you something to clean afterwards
didn't they teach you guys anything?
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:19 pm |
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Silver0 wrote: Pulling out doesn't prevent pregnacy
just gives you something to clean afterwards
didn't they teach you guys anything? I was about to say the same. C'mon this is supposed to be common sense. Pulling out has the same chance of pregnancy as staying in, which is warmer.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:39 pm |
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redneck wrote: Probably not...I got out just in time
Doctor scheduled for Monday
Gonna go check out my Tendonitis and then drop the Bomb on the Doc. Pulling out is not safe =.=. Ever heard of pre-cum ? Your penis drips sperm while having intercourse moron -.-.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:46 pm |
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Youz got the black plague. Run for the hillz like ZZ Top. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:08 pm |
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Silver0 wrote: Pulling out doesn't prevent pregnacy
just gives you something to clean afterwards
didn't they teach you guys anything? Priam wrote: I was about to say the same. C'mon this is supposed to be common sense. Pulling out has the same chance of pregnancy as staying in, which is warmer. Squirt wrote: Pulling out is not safe =.=. Ever heard of pre-cum ? Your penis drips sperm while having intercourse moron -.-.  I see they were handing out Internet PhD's again recently. Spare us the details, doctors.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:25 pm |
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Your sarcasm is becoming less ammusing.
Edit: Ordering one of those PhD's now.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:27 pm |
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Priam wrote: Your sarcasm is becoming less ammusing.
Edit: Ordering one of those PhD's now. Wasn't being sarcastic. I'm sure we can go without everyone's experiences on whether pulling-out works or not.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:39 pm |
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Reise wrote: Priam wrote: Your sarcasm is becoming less ammusing.
Edit: Ordering one of those PhD's now. Wasn't being sarcastic. I'm sure we can go without everyone's experiences on whether pulling-out works or not. It's a fact rather then an experience.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:02 pm |
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Search for "coitus interruptus" + "systemic review" +/- "efficacy" on medjournals like pubmed etc. I dont have time to look for one. But from my training and expert reviews that I scanned through, it does help lower the chances of pregnancy, but not as good as other means of contraception.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:07 pm |
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Reise wrote: Silver0 wrote: Pulling out doesn't prevent pregnacy
just gives you something to clean afterwards
didn't they teach you guys anything? Priam wrote: I was about to say the same. C'mon this is supposed to be common sense. Pulling out has the same chance of pregnancy as staying in, which is warmer. Squirt wrote: Pulling out is not safe =.=. Ever heard of pre-cum ? Your penis drips sperm while having intercourse moron -.-. I see they were handing out Internet PhD's again recently. Spare us the details, doctors. Hahahaha ! Epic.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:35 am |
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Moldy penis? Its expiring, REZZ IT.
One time I had a unit problem. I woke up and took morning pee as usual, but this time, it stung A LOT, and it just wouldnt end, it just kept dripping. It was quite agonizing, but it wasnt anything serious. Don't try to force aim with morning wood.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:56 pm |
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youre cock not circumsise thats why it happen a lot of viruses stuck inside ..
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:17 pm |
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Reise wrote: I see they were handing out Internet PhD's again recently. Spare us the details, doctors. omg is that that thing from power rangers? O_O i havent seen that red guy in about 10 years. btw black mole .5 inches big on ur manstuff...ew lol. cant believe i havent seen this thread til now.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:46 am |
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Well today I went to see the doctor about the tendinitis in my shoulder. I was then gonna ask the doc about my problem. Well he looked kinda sketchy so I chickened out.
Well the thing turned to a pale, oily, yellowish scab. It looked like I could peel it off but I couldnt decide if i should or not. So I flipped a coin. Tails never fails and so I peeled it off and it started bleeding a bit and now its red and really sore. I tried some Neosporin on it and I think I'll live..
Dont think its an STD...
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 1:50 am |
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Maybe a spider bit your tool while you were asleep. lol.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:25 am |
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Reise wrote: Maybe a spider bit your tool while you were asleep. lol. it would have gotten squashed between his legs
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:30 am |
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put some bengay on it?
Seriously though, you really need to show that shit to a doctor. You could possibly loose somethhing near and dear to you if you don't.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:35 am |
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redneck wrote: Well today I went to see the doctor about the tendinitis in my shoulder. I was then gonna ask the doc about my problem. Well he looked kinda sketchy so I chickened out.
Well the thing turned to a pale, oily, yellowish scab. It looked like I could peel it off but I couldnt decide if i should or not. So I flipped a coin. Tails never fails and so I peeled it off and it started bleeding a bit and now its red and really sore. I tried some Neosporin on it and I think I'll live..
Dont think its an STD... It doesnt matter whether its an STD or not. Hopefully it may not be, but even if it isnt, its always wise to get it checked up. Obviously your symptoms prove that there is something wrong with your tool, no matter how small.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:37 am |
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OMG REDNECK YOU'RE ONE SMART BOY. 
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:57 am |
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Knowing the fate of my tool is more of a priority then worrying about the sketchyness of a doctor.
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Post subject: Re: [STD] I need a doctor Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 3:10 am |
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HOLLAstir wrote: Knowing the fate of my tool is more of a priority then worrying about the sketchyness of a doctor. I'm going to have to +1 you there man
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