The Would You Rather Thread

JacksColon · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2018 **Location:**

Okay, so this thread is based on that neat little game of "Would You Rather?" where you give someone two really terrible options (hypothetically of course) and ask them which one they'd rather do.

I'll start off:

Would you rather cut your bottom lip off with a pair of scissors or swallow a handful of thumbtacks?
:twisted:

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

lots of lube on the thumb tacks... and of course some scotch to drink it down with

Would you rather have a sword stuck down your throat or a cactus up ur ass?

agent420 · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 952 **Location:**

would you rather be paralyzed from the waist down or be an amputee?

JacksColon · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2018 **Location:**

redneck wrote:

lots of lube on the thumb tacks... and of course some scotch to drink it down with

Would you rather have a sword stuck down your throat or a cactus up ur ass?

Who's doing the sword stickin'? If it's me, I'd try it myself, if not, I'll take the cactus hahaha

@agent, amputee...

DildoGoblin · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 365 **Location:**

agent420 wrote:

would you rather be paralyzed from the waist down or be an amputee?

An amputee because then you can make porn vidoes with your stub.

Grimm-.- · **Posted:** Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:30 pm

Since jack didnt make one i'lll do it for him:P

Would you rather chop of ur D!ck or burn in a fire.

Tasdik · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 13206 **Location:** Life

Grimm-.- wrote:

Since jack didnt make one i'lll do it for him:P

Would you rather chop of ur D!ck or burn in a fire.

Burn in a fire....no question

Would you rather eat a cows brain or get run over by a car?

agent420 · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 952 **Location:**

DildoGoblin wrote:

agent420 wrote:

would you rather be paralyzed from the waist down or be an amputee?

An amputee because then you can make porn vidoes with your stub.

nice...lol

would you rather...have herpes...or have sex with a man!!!

Morgoth · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 854 **Location:**

probably burn

would you rather stick a cactus up your dick or a pineapple up your ass

JacksColon · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2018 **Location:**

Tasdik wrote:

Grimm-.- wrote:

Since jack didnt make one i'lll do it for him:P

Would you rather chop of ur D!ck or burn in a fire.

Burn in a fire....no question

Would you rather eat a cows brain or get run over by a car?

eat a cow's brain, no question.

would you rather swim naked across an olympic size river with Pirhana's or tred water in a wet-suit that looks like a seal with a hungry great white shark for 10 minutes?

[SD]Twysta · **Posted:** Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:47 pm

JacksColon wrote:

Tasdik wrote:

Grimm-.- wrote:

Since jack didnt make one i'lll do it for him:P

Would you rather chop of ur D!ck or burn in a fire.

Burn in a fire....no question

Would you rather eat a cows brain or get run over by a car?

eat a cow's brain, no question.

would you rather swim naked across an olympic size river with Pirhana's or tred water in a wet-suit that looks like a seal with a hungry great white shark for 10 minutes?

Great white sharks won't bite you unless you swim away /bleed.

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:50 pm

JacksColon wrote:

Tasdik wrote:

Grimm-.- wrote:

Since jack didnt make one i'lll do it for him:P

Would you rather chop of ur D!ck or burn in a fire.

Burn in a fire....no question

Would you rather eat a cows brain or get run over by a car?

eat a cow's brain, no question.

would you rather swim naked across an olympic size river with Pirhana's or tred water in a wet-suit that looks like a seal with a hungry great white shark for 10 minutes?

if the shark aim for my nuts he'll eat my whole leg with it so I wont feel it... the pirhana will get them one by one...

Amelie · **Posted:** Tue Feb 19, 2008 5:57 pm

After reading this thread, it all ends in the balls and dicks and things up your butts, you guys need brighter ideas lol.

Would you rather to be blind? or would you rather to be unable to speak? mute.

agent420 · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 952 **Location:**

Amelie wrote:

After reading this thread, it all ends in the balls and dicks and things up your butts, you guys need brighter ideas lol.

Would you rather to be blind? or would you rather to be unable to speak? mute.

actually, ity is one of the only things that frightens men.

its kinda like...you can cut my arm off and i will deal, but if you **** me in the ass or cut my nuts off i will never be the same. i guess its a guy thing. you need a dick to understand!?!

oh yeah... i would rather be mute, cause you dont have to talk to titties!!!!

Morgoth · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 854 **Location:**

unable to speak

JacksColon · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2018 **Location:**

MUTE FTW!

Die in five minutes drowning in a septic tank or Live fifty years swimming in a septic tank?

Tasdik · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 13206 **Location:** Life

Die in five minutes no doubt

Would you rather be burned to death or drown? *I've always debated which one I'd pick*

JacksColon · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2018 **Location:**

drown...less painful, but really scary still.

piss a marble OR shit a bowling ball?

Snudge · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 4200 **Location:**

****.

I think I'll take the BB. On of the kid's size though ><

Would you rather be electrocuted, or raped by 5 men?

Doron · **Posted:** Tue Feb 19, 2008 9:16 pm

Snudge wrote:

****.

I think I'll take the BB. On of the kid's size though ><

Would you rather be electrocuted, or raped by 5 men?

Depends....

If the guys'll kill me after their done...

Electrocution...

If they just rape me and walk away...

I'll pick the rape...
(I have my ways of getting over things)

Would you rather be a pill popping alcoholic and drugs addict, or never know the pleasures which can bring so much fun with them?

JacksColon · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2018 **Location:**

I'd rather be the druggy/alcoholic..you only live once and that sounds like more fun

have one giant tooth OR millions of tiny teeth?

Simplifique · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 372 **Location:**

Millions of tiny teeth, would be so uber cool.

Would you rather have water dripped on your face for a week, or listen to white noise for a week?

JacksColon · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2018 **Location:**

white noise..i think after a while I could block it out...

have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck OR an earlobe the size of a basketball?

Dystopia · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 2317 **Location:**

Simplifique wrote:

Millions of tiny teeth, would be so uber cool.

Would you rather have water dripped on your face for a week, or listen to white noise for a week?

White noise..

Would you rather chew on a used tampon or bathe in a tub of seamen...

JacksColon · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2018 **Location:**

Dystopia wrote:

Simplifique wrote:

Millions of tiny teeth, would be so uber cool.

Would you rather have water dripped on your face for a week, or listen to white noise for a week?

White noise..

Would you rather chew on a used tampon or bathe in a tub of seamen...

used tampon...no big deal

Deadsolid · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 1789 **Location:**

JacksColon wrote:

Dystopia wrote:

Simplifique wrote:

Millions of tiny teeth, would be so uber cool.

Would you rather have water dripped on your face for a week, or listen to white noise for a week?

White noise..

Would you rather chew on a used tampon or bathe in a tub of seamen...

used tampon...no big deal

Pervert.

Walk around public place naked all day or be seen on national television naked for 1 minute.

DildoGoblin · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 365 **Location:**

Would you rather starve to death or eat a plate of your own shit?

JacksColon · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2018 **Location:**

DildoGoblin wrote:

Would you rather starve to death or eat a plate of your own shit?

Own shit...duh!

slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

Dutch_leon · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 293 **Location:**

JacksColon wrote:

Own shit...duh!

slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol, or
suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until its head caves in?

I would rather do the first option ^^

Would you rather timetravel back to the dinosaur era and get eaten there or would you rather timetravel 1000 years into the future and be used by scientists as an experiment.

Simplifique · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 372 **Location:**

To the future!!!

Would you rather be:

1. in a situation where a celeb you worship made a pass at you, but because of the dire situation you are in (say an impending heart attack) you couldnt stay to chat (which couldve led to interesting things ^ ^).

2. in a situation where you were in a game show, and the final winning question to win the only prize ($10mil cash) you saw and knew the answer, but an urgent phone call you had to take prevented you from stealing the prize.

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