This song should be the anthem for every girl...if it's not, then don't date her (you can go ahead and skip the little trunk monkey commercial in the beginning)
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Wait 5 years before making out. Get a girl when it really matters. You will end up breaking up-I promise you that.
WOAH. Wheres the fire?!?!?! I didn't hold hands until at least the second year. And making out is WAYYY above that.
Lol.
That reminds me of this one time on another forum, this guy was like "OMG GUYS, I DID IT! I FINALLY KISSED A GIRL THAT WASN'T MY MOM! OMG! AFTER 36 YEARS OF WAITING!"
This song should be the anthem for every girl...if it's not, then don't date her (you can go ahead and skip the little trunk monkey commercial in the beginning)
This song should be the anthem for every girl...if it's not, then don't date her (you can go ahead and skip the little trunk monkey commercial in the beginning)
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Holy shit
QfT... What on earth...
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You guys are seriously the most perverted, sickminded and cruel people on earth. And I'm pinking away tears of the laughing.
Ohh, the popcorn trick; classic
ps. Let this be a warning for other people asking for romance on SRF. Most of the time it doesn't end well.
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Shave a single hair....really? Just yank that pubic hair shit off your face. Your mom made it sound like a phuckin bean stock is gonna start growing off your face and seek vengeance for cutting it.
Kids nowadays....geez, didn't your dad or mom ever teach you how to be straight? Approach the god damn girl and say "hi wanna go grab a soda or watch the teletubies" or whatever you kids do to have fun in a healthy way then let the magic happen so you can do whatever you do to have fun in a not so healthy way, geez
This song should be the anthem for every girl...if it's not, then don't date her (you can go ahead and skip the little trunk monkey commercial in the beginning)
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Holy shit
QfT... What on earth...
Ghehe....
I watched the part where Tyra Banks is working tht desk with Twiggy wearing bunny eas over and over....
I love it....
And the boob smashing can...
gotta love girls with a talent...
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Ask a drunk!! they're allways honest!
*raises hand*
I'd say:buy her a nice drink!!
If she doesn't want it, send it over to holland so your money isn't wasted and you're not either.
Or maybe you could hit on a girl from SRF??
Maybe someone fancies you??
But I won't be, unless you can kiss really really really good
Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 1784 Location: Where Ever You Might Be
no no no no this is a problem the truth is that ur in the "Friend Zone" ummmm unless u can get her drunk, or drugged good luck...BUT DONT ABANDON YOUR HOPE!
Ok wel does she have a cell? cause if she does you should text her and act like a sensitive guy.. it friggen owns i got chicks 2 years older than me and im only 14 xD great sex to
Ok wel does she have a cell? cause if she does you should text her and act like a sensitive guy.. it friggen owns i got chicks 2 years older than me and im only 14 xD great sex to
Ok wel does she have a cell? cause if she does you should text her and act like a sensitive guy.. it friggen owns i got chicks 2 years older than me and im only 14 xD great sex to
Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 787 Location: The netherlands
zxcv12345 wrote:
Ok wel does she have a cell? cause if she does you should text her and act like a sensitive guy.. it friggen owns i got chicks 2 years older than me and im only 14 xD great sex to
I agree, text messaging is the ultimate way to get a girl. They fall for you like trees....
Atleast the fat girls..haha, get it? What? >.> <.< >.<
STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.
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Shave a single hair....really? Just yank that pubic hair shit off your face. Your mom made it sound like a phuckin bean stock is gonna start growing off your face and seek vengeance for cutting it.
Joined: Mar 2007 Posts: 787 Location: The netherlands
hootsh wrote:
Roflol most of the replies are hilarious....
........
...try touching her boobs and see how she reacts..
Try doing it on a random hot chick in the city.
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