Times irl i wish i had 120+ lvl blader skills

Hime_Sama · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 151 **Location:**

so i messed up hardcore with a joke now one of my friends
boyfriend's is going to jump me with 5+ friend tommorow when i get to school
They all know martial arts

in other words I am ROYALLY F*cked

too bad i couldn't get a video of it you may all enjoy it.. i bet it'll be funny :love:

Sharp324 · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4383 **Location:**

Take a knife, may i recommend a Ka bar fighting knife. lol usually when i makes jokes about someones gf the bf laughs too...of course the gf tried to stab me once.

DaZzY · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 1357

Just run like you've never ran before!

Owned, i remember once i was chased home from school like 2-3 miles by like 10 people and a car...gangs here over react a little

I got home safe without shitting myself

San · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 1562 **Location:**

Sharp324 wrote:

Take a knife, may i recommend a Ka bar fighting knife. lol usually when i makes jokes about someones gf the bf laughs too...of course the gf tried to stab me once.

why would she stab u if she was laughing.....

Stallowned · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:14 am

Take a pipe with your or something. If you're going down might as well crack a skull or two.

Sharp324 · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4383 **Location:**

San wrote:

Sharp324 wrote:

Take a knife, may i recommend a Ka bar fighting knife. lol usually when i makes jokes about someones gf the bf laughs too...of course the gf tried to stab me once.

why would she stab u if she was laughing.....

re read it

Hime_Sama · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 151 **Location:**

lol they're "Convienantly" meeting me at my school i'd get in alot more trouble
for bringing a deadly weapon to school than getting the sh*t beaten out of me

but thanks guys i feel better when i can laugh about a 99% impending doom ^_^

Stallowned · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:20 am

Bring a can of spray deodorant. Use that in their eyes. Beat them with it afterwards.

It isn't a weapon. They don't have sh1t on you. Anyone can and probably does carry that sh1t around.

Don't forget to stomp their ribs when they're down. Make a teeth necklace and proudly wear it the next day when they're sitting in class in a full body cast.

Hime_Sama · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 151 **Location:**

Stallowned wrote:

Bring a can of spray deodorant. Use that in their eyes. Beat them with it afterwards.

It isn't a weapon. They don't have sh1t on you. Anyone can and probably does carry that sh1t around.

Don't forget to stomp their ribs when they're down. Make a teeth necklace and proudly wear it the next day when they're sitting in class in a full body cast.

OH MY GOD!!!!!! *slowly choking from laughing to hard*
best idea ever... i shall dub you mr.Military survival god... aka MMSG!!!!
2000X worse than MSG :twisted:

Stallowned · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:23 am

If he needs 5 other friends to help it probably means they're all pretty much pussied assed f4gs.
Make an example of one of them and they will all get the fck out of there.
Guaranteed.

Hime_Sama · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 151 **Location:**

better be a no name one.. or else my friend might get sad that i hurt her boyfriend
She's to easily pushed over, she's begging him not to do anything

rek · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:28 am

Stallowned wrote:

If he needs 5 other friends to help it probably means they're all pretty much pussied assed f4gs.
Make an example of one of them and they will all get the fck out of there.
Guaranteed.

Doesnt mean that all the time, just means they want to **** him up. But yeah.. bring a weapon.. if its serious, not a knife but like a pole. You know those trolley poles? i'd bring some of those.. theyre hard.

Hime_Sama · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 151 **Location:**

YAY nothing a brutal beating XD

i wish i had one of those.. all i got is a cane... and it is a thin less than 5 lbs. cane.

damn i wish i hada wizard's staff right now just nuke them :roll:

god i need to make my impending doom more serious :banghead:

user · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:42 am

Stallowned wrote:

Take a pipe with your or something. If you're going down might as well crack a skull or two.

reminds of this story that happened in HK, this guy just basically fcked and dumped a lady he met recently, her father found the guy, basically stuck a pipe up the guy's ass and took pictures of the process. the father used the pictures to blackmail the guy to get back with his daughter

well, the father got arrested and got jailed for 10months for physical assault

Hime_Sama wrote:

:banghead: so i messed up hardcore with a joke now one of my friends

something like this? http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=NVZ3GEvSIY4

Hime_Sama · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 151 **Location:**

only 10 months.... jesus i could like force them to get raped by a donkey and get like 1 day than :shock:

Valkasdar · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 359

Lol this happens to one of mine friends latly... jsut before 2 weeks

What he do ? Call the police when he saw from far away the 20 mans with pipes and such things... the police came, then get all the weapons from them and arest all of them

But if you dont want to be a pussy just go there and fight... if you have luck you may not end up in hospital

if you dont... luck in the hospital lol

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:51 am

rofl if they do karate and shit, dont bring weapon, or they will kick you ass harder.

had a friend (well the wigger one) who pulled out some wood stick or something like that against a guy, the guy was doing karate lul, kid got his ass raped like sh1t.

if they seem serious I would just call the police, you can't get your homies with you to back your ass against 5 guy, i wouldnt take the risk lol.

Crumpets · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 7800 **Location:**

Go to school naked. I assure you they will leave you the **** alone. If by any small chance one does approach you, do an Elton John impression .. that should make them run. If not you're unlucky and they are gay too .. meaning you will be submitted to gay sex right there and then.

Or just don't go.

What was the joke anyways ?

[SD]Kratos · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4787 **Location:**

5 v 1? NO PROBLEM!

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ineedhelp · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 1137 **Location:**

Hime_Sama wrote:

:banghead: so i messed up hardcore with a joke now one of my friends
boyfriend's is going to jump me with 5+ friend tommorow when i get to school
They all know martial arts

in other words I am ROYALLY F*cked

too bad i couldn't get a video of it you may all enjoy it.. i bet it'll be funny :love:

ehhh why dont u tell your boyfriend about it o.o um ppl with martial arts dont jump ppl weird only in movies lol im going to assume your a girl are 5 girls jumping you or 5 boys o.o also dont u have at least 5 friends that can defend you if i knew i was going to get jumped by 5 ppl i would tell my friends so they can back me up

John_Doe · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2094 **Location:**

good old bag of nice round rocks always works for me, anyway martial arts shouldn't be used to beat people up that just destroys the whole point of it. If you want to beat people up bring a good old bat and swing away.

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:57 pm

smoke some pcp, this shit turn you into hulk

http://www.on9now.com/video/v706.html

Pilot · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 670 **Location:** Above you

use a hammer and pepper spray.

blind them first with the spray and then thump em in the head with that hunk of metal in your hand

Untitled_ · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 436 **Location:** <3

what was the joke you said

SaoKill · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 1265 **Location:**

Bring something that isn't flashy, and can fit in your pocket real quick.

Stallowned · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 10:41 pm

I wonder how it turned out

Dystopia · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 2317 **Location:**

Paintball gun.

Cereal_Killer · **Posted:** Wed Mar 05, 2008 11:00 pm

Dystopia wrote:

Paintball gun.

Now really, what would that do, just piss them off more? I think so.

ineedhelp wrote:

ehhh why dont u tell your boyfriend about it o.o um ppl with martial arts dont jump ppl weird only in movies lol im going to assume your a girl are 5 girls jumping you or 5 boys o.o also dont u have at least 5 friends that can defend you if i knew i was going to get jumped by 5 ppl i would tell my friends so they can back me up

I think I saw that movie!

So you should know how to beat them!

Or you could just pay Stallowned to be your friend!

†erminal · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:**

Carrying weapons is suuuch a bitch tactic.
Get stronger or make friends.

user · **Posted:** Thu Mar 06, 2008 12:10 am

†erminal wrote:

Carrying weapons is suuuch a bitch tactic.
Get stronger or make friends.

psh, there is no shame in victory

let me do a little reminder, china lost in the boxer's rebellion

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