YO MOMMA JOKES

Bounzzer · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 514 **Location:**

I hope everybody know this program on MTV some battle's of guys who flame the other guy his mother with funny YO MOMMA JOKES.
I want you guys to post the best jokes you know.

Mines;
Yo momma is so skinny i can see her farts coming.

Yo momma is so fat I needed to role over 3 times to get off her.

post yours and get us guy a laugh

mmellu · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 837 **Location:**

WHy momma jokes they stupid o.,o

Bounzzer · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 514 **Location:**

then you obviously don't know the program or just have an other sense of humor, np at all

does somebody know them?

Love · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 5336 **Location:**

your momma so stupid that she exercises when she could get a liposuction or something

lol.........

Alterran · **Posted:** Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:21 pm

yo mamas so stupid she tiped over the cat and said who moved the rug

ColourBlind · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 1389 **Location:** JRPGs

*ur mum so short, she dus backflips unda da bed
*ur mum so fat, shes on both side of da families
*ur mums so fat she went to the cinemas and sat next to everyone
*ur mums so fat, when i was watchin tv, she walked pass, and i missed 3 episodes
*ur mums so poor, she hangs toilet tissue out to dry

Bounzzer · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 514 **Location:**

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Love · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 5336 **Location:**

ColourBlind wrote:

*ur mum so short, she dus backflips unda da bed
*ur mum so fat, shes on both side of da families
*ur mums so fat she went to the cinemas and sat next to everyone
*ur mums so fat, when i was watchin tv, she walked pass, and i missed 3 episodes
*ur mums so poor, she hangs toilet tissue out to dry

lol ok you know some

Alterran · **Posted:** Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:32 pm

first i think this tread is either dying or dead -.- but o well

mother load list

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!

Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo mama so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side!

Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

Yo mama so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearin tights!

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a parked car!

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!

Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps she pulls down the bridge too

Yo mama so fat she steps on a scale & it goes one at a time please

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo mama so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo mama so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep.

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

Yo mama so fat she cant reach her back pocket.

Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.

Yo mama so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and squeezed a booger out George Washington's nose.

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo mama so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo mama so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

ColourBlind · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 1389 **Location:** JRPGs

Killer amount :shock:

Bounzzer · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 514 **Location:**

lol what website u use, I was talking about the funniest you know.
Althoug some of them are great!

Alterran · **Posted:** Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:39 pm

actauly half of that i typed but some i got from a web site

Hostage · **Posted:** Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:40 pm

We already have a" yo momma" joke thread. As far as the show goes it got boring after a while. The only good joke I still remember from that show goes;" Yo' momma so black, and her teeth are so yellow, that when she smiles she looks like a Pittsburgh steelers helmet".

Bounzzer · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 514 **Location:**

lol good one

Since i haven't looked if there already was a treat about i just made a new one but your kinda right :roll:

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

yo momma is so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.

Love · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 5336 **Location:**

heroo wrote:

yo momma is so fat, when she fell in love, she broke it.

lol >.>............good one

Alterran · **Posted:** Fri Mar 07, 2008 6:56 pm

not really that one sucks

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

Alterran wrote:

not really that one sucks

sure m8, you win. i'm not competing with you.

jeezzz -.-

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Yo momma is so stupid that she didnt tell you yo momma jokes are for 12 year olds.

Bounzzer · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 514 **Location:**

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Yo momma is so stupid that she didnt tell you yo momma jokes are for 12 year olds.

then she probably didn't learned you a lot

Snudge · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 4200 **Location:**

Yo momma's so stupid, she didn't learn you how to use the search function.

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Bounzzer wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Yo momma is so stupid that she didnt tell you yo momma jokes are for 12 year olds.

then she probably didn't learned you a lot

Yo momma is so stupid she didnt teacher you grammar.

Comprende?

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Bounzzer wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Yo momma is so stupid that she didnt tell you yo momma jokes are for 12 year olds.

then she probably didn't learned you a lot

Yo momma is so stupid she didnt teacher you grammar.

epic

Hostage · **Posted:** Fri Mar 07, 2008 7:51 pm

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Bounzzer wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Yo momma is so stupid that she didnt tell you yo momma jokes are for 12 year olds.

then she probably didn't learned you a lot

Yo momma is so stupid she didnt teacher you grammar.

lol. xD

I mean...." oooooooo, you got told son !"

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

lulz i make funny :roll:

ColourBlind · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 1389 **Location:** JRPGs

Rofl

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