So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today

Stallowned · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:15 pm

Got this guy sits next to me in class. From day one woulda put money on it he was homo.
He wore some weird assed hat, got a fruity assed face, yellow assed dyed hair.
Eveyday he wears some damn tight assed clothes.
Even was like "that's bullsh1t" when the professor said something about gays.

Got this kinda hot slutty assed ch1ck that sits two seats from me (she wants to get the Pole, but I ain't touchin all them STDs)

Anyway today he came in class late as sh1t and she reachd into her backpack and gave him a watch. I'm all like wtf was that about? He didn't really say sh1t. Later in the class he's like you remember about that watch, I left it at her house. I was like wtf was you doing at her house. F4g was like "I banged her

" I was like your ass fck1n serious? He was like hell yeah son.

Biggest shock of my damned life.

Grimm-.- · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:17 pm

LOL!
I'd doer

agent420 · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 952 **Location:**

2 tits...a hole... and a heartbeat...thats all some people need!

Grimm-.- · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:51 pm

agent420 wrote:

a hole...thats all some people need!

Edited.

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

pics of this girl pl0x.

Stallowned · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:34 pm

CrimsonNuker wrote:

pics of this girl pl0x.

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though

Morgoth · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 854 **Location:**

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Blonde+Cup Size(??) ?

Stallowned · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:37 pm

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Blonde+Cup Size(??) ?

Not big.. not small either really I guess they're ok
she's really like the stereotypical dumbassed blonde who things she knows all the sh1t though

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:38 pm

Stallowned wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

pics of this girl pl0x.

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though

mmm

i would hit it

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Stallowned wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

Blonde+Cup Size(??) ?

Not big.. not small either really I guess they're ok
she's really like the stereotypical dumbassed blonde who things she knows all the sh1t though

Fat_Smurf wrote:

Stallowned wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

pics of this girl pl0x.

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though

mmm

i would hit it

+1

Stallowned · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:39 pm

Fat_Smurf wrote:

Stallowned wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

pics of this girl pl0x.

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though

mmm

i would hit it

Your ass wants them aids n stdz? :shock:

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:43 pm

I didnt said I would bang her Redneck's way, I would warp my tool.

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Fat_Smurf wrote:

I didnt said I would bang her Redneck's way, I would warp my tool.

I didnt know you were that kinky..

Blurred · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 2894 **Location:**

i would have her suck my penis :banghead:

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:48 pm

Blurred wrote:

i would have her suck my penis :banghead:

lol dude...

magisuns · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:50 pm

*please insert a random anti-std statement*
There now I dont have to think of wun ^^

Megami · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 1019

Fat_Smurf wrote:

Stallowned wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

pics of this girl pl0x.

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though

mmm

i would hit it

shitttttt i would too! lmao no homo?
k that was pretty homo but shes hot ;p

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

Fat_Smurf wrote:

Blurred wrote:

i would have her suck my penis :banghead:

lol dude...

d00d thats hardcore.

LOL MEGAMI. thatshawt.

daemon225 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 19, 2008 11:01 pm

Fat_Smurf wrote:

Blurred wrote:

i would have her suck my penis :banghead:

lol dude...

lol....

Dark Shifty · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1322 **Location:**

Stallowned wrote:

Fat_Smurf wrote:

Stallowned wrote:

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though

mmm

i would hit it

Your ass wants them aids n stdz? :shock:

you gotta just double wrap that shit, you'll be alright.

spyboy1o1 · **Joined:** Feb 2008 **Posts:** 522 **Location:**

Blurred wrote:

i would have her suck my penis :banghead:

we can only wish buddy... only wish

DopeX · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 358 **Location:**

Stallowned you've always made me laugh lol, wish you came back to sro

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

Fat_Smurf wrote:

I didnt said I would bang her Redneck's way, I would warp my tool.

I have no clue what you're talking about//.

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:52 am

omg a moderately attractive female, i'd like to insert my penis into her vagina if you know what i'd mean hur hur hur

Seriously i think "i'd hit that" would suffice anymore detail of what would go on or what you'd do is a bit fail with anonymity backing you up....

Stallowned · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 12:52 am

XemnasXD wrote:

omg a moderately attractive female, i'd like to insert my penis into her vagina if you know what i'd mean hur hur hur

Seriously i think "i'd hit that" would suffice anymore detail of what would go on or what you'd do is a bit fail with anonymity backing you up....

What the got damn hell are you even takling about?

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:01 am

Blurred wrote:

i would have her suck my penis :banghead:

mostly this....i find it a bit crude and juvenile.

Hitman144 · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 1303 **Location:**

i wud bang her

Silkroad · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 995 **Location:** Gone

how much did it cost him?

Megami · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 1019

prolly not too much. blondes are pretty easy. no offense to anyone here :|

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