So this dude surprised the FCK out of me today

Stallowned · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:05 am

Megami wrote:

prolly not too much. blondes are pretty easy. no offense to anyone here :|

She probably payed him

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

Megami wrote:

prolly not too much. blondes are pretty easy. no offense to anyone here :|

I take offense to that...

I bet you're easy :twisted:

Silkroad · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 995 **Location:** Gone

redneck wrote:

Megami wrote:

prolly not too much. blondes are pretty easy. no offense to anyone here :|

I take offense to that...

I bet you're easy :twisted:

and i bet ur hard :wink:

(zing!)

EDIT: someones post got deleted for flaming (coughmegamicough)

Megami · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 1019

Silkroad wrote:

EDIT: someones post got deleted for flaming (coughmegamicough)

negative. i erased it, to not start troubles. its called being mature about the situation :]

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

Megami wrote:

Silkroad wrote:

EDIT: someones post got deleted for flaming (coughmegamicough)

negative. i erased it, to not start troubles. its called being mature about the situation :]

So I'm guessing it was flaming be? You know I was joking write? Being sarcastic...**** my jokes always backfire... :banghead:

Priam · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:05 pm

Blondes from Essex, UK are easy. "Want a pair of new trousers love?"

William-CL · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 7363 **Location:** N/A

XemnasXD wrote:

omg a moderately attractive female, i'd like to insert my penis into her vagina if you know what i'd mean hur hur hur

Seriously i think "i'd hit that" would suffice anymore detail of what would go on or what you'd do is a bit fail with anonymity backing you up....

wat

Swindler · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:07 pm

pic or it didnt happen ^^,

[SD]Twysta · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:32 pm

Megami wrote:

prolly not too much. blondes are pretty easy. no offense to anyone here :|

LOLWUT no way brunettes are easier

heroo · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 6618 **Location:**

rofl, don't know why girls like gays?

maybe cuz they're the same for most parts?

daemon225 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:05 pm

Stallowned wrote:

Got this guy sits next to me in class. From day one woulda put money on it he was homo.
He wore some weird assed hat, got a fruity assed face, yellow assed dyed hair.
Eveyday he wears some damn tight assed clothes.
Even was like "that's bullsh1t" when the professor said something about gays.

Got this kinda hot slutty assed ch1ck that sits two seats from me (she wants to get the Pole, but I ain't touchin all them STDs)

Anyway today he came in class late as sh1t and she reachd into her backpack and gave him a watch. I'm all like wtf was that about? He didn't really say sh1t. Later in the class he's like you remember about that watch, I left it at her house. I was like wtf was you doing at her house. F4g was like "I banged her

" I was like your ass fck1n serious? He was like hell yeah son.

Biggest shock of my damned life.

u sure she got std's or r u just sayin that

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

Priam wrote:

Blondes from Essex, UK are easy. "Want a pair of new trousers love?"

Erm... How many blondes from Essex do you know?

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:17 pm

heroo wrote:

rofl, don't know why girls like gays?

maybe cuz they're the same for most parts?

lol it's sad but true...

Priam · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:45 pm

Bastet wrote:

Priam wrote:

Blondes from Essex, UK are easy. "Want a pair of new trousers love?"

Erm... How many blondes from Essex do you know?

That's the whole point, you don't have to get to know them

Imba avoiding the question isn't it

But ye, it's kinda a commonly know thing that is.

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

Priam wrote:

Bastet wrote:

Priam wrote:

Blondes from Essex, UK are easy. "Want a pair of new trousers love?"

Erm... How many blondes from Essex do you know?

That's the whole point, you don't have to get to know them

Imba avoiding the question isn't it

But ye, it's kinda a commonly know thing that is.

So would it surprise you to know that I happened to be blond and from Essex?

But coz I'm blond and from Essex I must be a slut?

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:15 pm

heroo wrote:

rofl, don't know why girls like gays?

maybe cuz they're the same for most parts?

most females can easily be attracted by, pay attention

1. Financial security
2. Good Hygiene
3. Charisma

I know its sad but probably more gay guys fit that bill on average than straight guys. If you fit all those pointers and knew how to express in the proper way you'd get chicks too, don't be jealous

Priam · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:19 pm

Bastet wrote:

So would it surprise you to know that I happened to be blond and from Essex?

But coz I'm blond and from Essex I must be a slut?

Nah, i knew that allready.

And for the slutty part, you will have to porvide me with statements for previous boyfriends to verify.

Grimm-.- · **Posted:** Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:30 pm

Stallowned wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

pics of this girl pl0x.

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though

Thats all the motivation i need to take my pants off.

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

Priam wrote:

Bastet wrote:

So would it surprise you to know that I happened to be blond and from Essex?

But coz I'm blond and from Essex I must be a slut?

Nah, i knew that allready.

And for the slutty part, you will have to porvide me with statements for previous boyfriends to verify.

Well I'm almost 27 and I have ever had a few boyfriends, I was with my ex for 8 and a half years.

Casey613 · **Posted:** Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:40 am

Priam wrote:

Bastet wrote:

So would it surprise you to know that I happened to be blond and from Essex?

But coz I'm blond and from Essex I must be a slut?

Nah, i knew that allready.

And for the slutty part, you will have to porvide me with statements for previous boyfriends to verify.

Or you could stop stereotyping people and take a good look a the morrir?

Barotix · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 9250 **Location:** Sand

heroo wrote:

rofl, don't know why girls like gays?

maybe cuz they're the same for most parts?

Females are naturally attracted to Males whose facial properties are similar to their own. It makes them feel more secure. Add that to what Xem posted.

Priam · **Posted:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:21 am

Casey613 wrote:

Or you could stop stereotyping people and take a good look a the morrir?

cute.

STARNATION · **Joined:** Mar 2008 **Posts:** 341 **Location:** LAB

daemon225 · **Posted:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 3:26 pm

Grimm-.- wrote:

Stallowned wrote:

CrimsonNuker wrote:

pics of this girl pl0x.

private myspace ftl..
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2221/rtaerzj0.jpg

can't really see sh1t though

Thats all the motivation i need to take my pants off.

lol

Fat_Smurf · **Posted:** Sat Mar 22, 2008 6:23 pm

Barotix wrote:

heroo wrote:

rofl, don't know why girls like gays?

maybe cuz they're the same for most parts?

Females are naturally attracted to Males whose facial properties are similar to their own. It makes them feel more secure. Add that to what Xem posted.

well actually people make their own definition on beauty, people who like how they look will define it as beauty, so if they find the same characteristic on somenonelse they'll love it.

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