Cruor wrote:
Sup b1tches. SUP, B1tches! Dis CRUOR here. Aight? I'm talkin' bout that ps triple. The PS TRIPLE, I ain't talkin' bout that Wii. That Wii? Sh1t. Sh1t, people be talkin' how its all new and sh1t. But you know what I'm tryin' ta say? I'm tryin' ta say is that... Come on now, Wii? Come on, that little controller? That looks like a dildo. Aight, I ain't tryin' ta play my games, with no DIL-DO. Aight, maybe if the game is like, you know, Wario Ware, shove up your own ass game, yeah, I dun know if there's any mini games where you know, you have to shove it up yo ass. Boi, come on now, the Wii? People tryin' ta say that the PS3 copied the Wii with the motion sen'? I don't give a fark. Sh1t, the Wii, you know what they should copy? They should copy how to get good games. Should copy how to get good games from the PS3.
Everybody knows, is that, PS3 make the best games. Nah mean n00b? I mean come on, you've got lil' games when you got Wii, what, you got Legend of Zelda, where you walk around with a lil' b1tch, and his lil' b1tchass sword, with lil' shiel, and he just goes, "Hi! Hi! Hi!" come on. Who wants to play that sh1t. I needa shoot some n00bs.
POW, POW!
Ugh, Nintendo, and then you talkin bout Nintendo isn't copyin' anything and how Sony is copyin' everything. That's just bullsh1t. That's bullsh1t. Sh1t, ya sayin' Final Fantasy was on Nintendo before Sony? Have you played the PS1? N00b, n00b the PS1 got Final Fantasy VII. Sh1t, Nintendo tryin' ta copy that sh1t. They know that they can't compete if they dun got Final Fantasy. N00b, I dun even care if any other systems get Final Fantasy, cuz Final Fantasy sucks ass now. Ooh, look at Final Fantasy XII, you know you runnin' around with little gun and sh1t. Fark, everybody knows that guns can't do sh1t other than suck dick.
So, what I'm really tryin' ta say, is that, Sony, Sony's the bomb n00b. Is dat true sh1t. Sony is true sh1t. You know.
So, and then you, and then we got these Xbox fans. Got fans of the Xbox 360. The Xbox 360, Xbox Circle? Who the fark they think they are? They think they smart 'n sh1t? We ain't doin' geometry. We tryin' ta play some games. And that's one thing Xbox dun got, Xbox ain't got games. It ain't got games! Sh1t, what, n00bs tryin' ta say like, Gears of War. Sh1t, fark Gears of War, more like Tears of War. Man, that sh1t has that lil' b1tch cryin' all the time. See that commercial? Lil' b1tchass commercial with dat song? With that pussy ass song? Sh1t, true games, true games has some, some Fiddy Cent in the background, some Fat Joe stuff, BALLIN'. Sh1t, not, not some of this, Mad World sh1t? Fark that.
And then, then what else, this Xbox got? Xbox got Halo. N00bs, n00bs tryin' ta talk 'bout Halo. About Halo 3. You know what I'm sayin'? Man, they best rename that sh1t ta Gaylo 3. Sh1t, that sh1t is mad gay. True n00bs, true n00bs dun play that game. You know who play that sh1t? Gay n00bs. Gay n00bs.
Sony always wins baby, Sony always wins. You can't beat Sony. Sh1t, that sh1t is slick. Slick, that sh1t, have you seen the PS3? That sh1t is nice slick, black with the *psh, shh*, *shh, psh*. That sh1t is nice. See, look at my hair over here b1tch. My hair, you like that sh1t. That sh1t is slick. Sh1t is black. Sh1t, my hair was blond before this sh1t, aight? Aight, I dyed that sh1t black, you know why? 'Cause ps triple, the PS TRIPLE. That sh1t is money, money. We got this lil' fat b1tch, I dun even know his farkin' name. But, we got the lil' fat b1tch tryin' ta say that the PS3 costs a lot? What kind of poor, b1tchass, cowboy box is he livin' outta baby? Six hundred dollas ain't sh1t ta CRUOR. Cruor wipes his ass with six hundred dollas. Six hundred dollas ain't sh1t. Sh1t, I'll give you six hundred dollas just to shut the hell up n00b. You know, I can't take the Wii with me. I can't have it in my Caddy. You know, I need ta play some HD games while I'm rollin' in my Caddy. How am I supposed to get some honeys with the Wii? Say, "Yo baby, look at my Wii," you know what they say to me? Farkin' laugh. When I show, when I show them my PS3? Honeys get all over that. Sh1t. Get all the honeys with the ps triple.
OGMAWD WIGGER ALERT!!!
hes prolly albino white and lives in the suburbs sumwhere in california...
