Oh dear Japan .. whyy

NobleHunter · **Posted:** Sat May 17, 2008 11:06 pm

Japanesses can be good drawing manga/anime and stuff.... but they are so fcking weird.

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

dom wrote:

real doll> simulation doll> hand/self

On the variability of pathetic'ness.

lol How can you say that when you would essentially be spending thousands of dollars on some over-sized Barbie to ****? Even making something out of random shit and women's underwear is pretty bad.

"Hello friends, this is my sex doll. Unlike all of you sorry folk, my hand never gets tired anymore. Ha ha!"

ghostkilla43 · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 1991 **Location:**

Jstar1 wrote:

AkillerNXC wrote:

X-Lax wrote:

don't blame this on japan, people in the US have made even sadder versions of this.

Such as bottles, trees, etc.

dont forget the cucumbers

funny story.. :oops:

Midori · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3425 **Location:**

NobleHunter wrote:

but they are so fcking weird.

you can say the same thing about the rest of the world, your most likely only seeing certain parts of their culture, which may lead you to say they are weird.

not to mention, seeing another culture different from your own will make it seem weird.

dom · **Posted:** Sun May 18, 2008 12:55 am

Reise wrote:

dom wrote:

real doll> simulation doll> hand/self

On the variability of pathetic'ness.

lol How can you say that when you would essentially be spending thousands of dollars on some over-sized Barbie to ****? Even making something out of random shit and women's underwear is pretty bad.

"Hello friends, this is my sex doll. Unlike all of you sorry folk, my hand never gets tired anymore. Ha ha!"

That wouldn't be a valid argument, i'm pretty sure vigorously thrusting the gear into a rubber glove is just as tiring, if not more, than rolling dice for a couple minutes at a time.

It's what dance dance revolution is to dancing, but to sex. Some people try it, mostly out of curiosity, but in the end only asians are really good at it.

Barotix · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 9250 **Location:** Sand

dom wrote:

real doll> simulation doll> hand/self

On the variability of pathetic'ness.

>.> when I typed real doll I meant "real" as in a human female. Lulz, it was an implied metaphor.
Note the wink and the "maybe". Some people like simulation dolls others like real women and then you have necros; they like em dead and cold.

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Hahahaha!

It's gone from "sex dolls are better" to "asians are better at it, so it doesn't matter"

Dunno about you dude, but if I met somebody that owned something like this I'd seriously laugh my ass off.

foudre · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 3604 **Location:**

AkillerNXC wrote:

X-Lax wrote:

don't blame this on japan, people in the US have made even sadder versions of this.

Such as bottles, trees, etc.

trees? that just sounds painful, nothing like a crotch full of bark, sap and ants

-Evan · **Posted:** Sun May 18, 2008 1:43 am

I remember some caught on type video of this retarded dude on a swiming pool wholiterally farked the a little hole on the side of the pool.. next thing he realizes is that his penis is stucked. Seen it on those "Stupid Acts caught on Hidden Camera" Shows. (was american btw)

SM-Count · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 2761 **Location:** /wave

It'd be easier just to take that sheet and kidnap a girl with it.

Midori · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3425 **Location:**

-Evan wrote:

I remember some caught on type video of this retarded dude on a swiming pool wholiterally farked the a little hole on the side of the pool.. next thing he realizes is that his penis is stucked. Seen it on those "Stupid Acts caught on Hidden Camera" Shows. (was american btw)

not uncommon

Rainigul · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4490 **Location:**

Lol dom, how can you say a doll is better than hand?

Hand is like "kaboom" done.

Doll is like "Wtf do these instructions say... Hmmm... Google translate... Hmm... Yes... Oh, I don't have that *trip to walmart*... Ok.... Hmmm... damit, I don't have that either *walmart* Damn, didn't have it there *home depot*... there we go, ok... time to get my porn collection out.... kk.... pop in a video... all right, let's get down to business.... *creek creek creek*"

dom · **Posted:** Sun May 18, 2008 3:41 am

Barotix wrote:

dom wrote:

real doll> simulation doll> hand/self

On the variability of pathetic'ness.

>.> when I typed real doll I meant "real" as in a human female. Lulz, it was an implied metaphor.
Note the wink and the "maybe". Some people like simulation dolls others like real women and then you have necros; they like em dead and cold.

That's what I meant too -_-... simulation dolls are as real as real as it can get, excluding real people.

Disconn3cted · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3293 **Location:** WV, USA

dom wrote:

Barotix wrote:

dom wrote:

real doll> simulation doll> hand/self

On the variability of pathetic'ness.

>.> when I typed real doll I meant "real" as in a human female. Lulz, it was an implied metaphor.
Note the wink and the "maybe". Some people like simulation dolls others like real women and then you have necros; they like em dead and cold.

That's what I meant too -_-... simulation dolls are as real as real as it can get, excluding real people.

I disagree masturbation isn't trying to simulate sex imo its just masturbation and in its own category, having sex with a doll however is trying to simulate sex because you can't get any so its much more pathetic and less natural than your hand imo

dom · **Posted:** Sun May 18, 2008 3:47 am

Disconn3cted wrote:

I disagree masturbation isn't trying to simulate sex imo its just masturbation and in its own category, having sex with a doll however is trying to simulate sex because you can't get any so its much more pathetic and less natural than your hand imo

If you got some, you wouldn't need to masterbate either. Highfive, wait, nevermind.

magisuns · **Posted:** Sun May 18, 2008 3:50 am

real dolls? rozen maiden hentai irl...

Disconn3cted · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3293 **Location:** WV, USA

dom wrote:

Disconn3cted wrote:

I disagree masturbation isn't trying to simulate sex imo its just masturbation and in its own category, having sex with a doll however is trying to simulate sex because you can't get any so its much more pathetic and less natural than your hand imo

If you got some, you wouldn't need to masterbate either. Highfive, wait, nevermind.

It's not the same people that have sex still masturbate but they don't have sex with dolls

Reise · **Joined:** May 2006 **Posts:** 6650 **Location:**

Disconn3cted wrote:

It's not the same people that have sex still masturbate but they don't have sex with dolls

Exactly.

Grimm-.- · **Posted:** Sun May 18, 2008 3:55 am

I WANT ONE!!

Midori · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3425 **Location:**

magisuns wrote:

rozen maiden hentai

that shit will turn you off unless you like dolljoint.

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cuchulainn · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 2168 **Location:**

Amelie wrote:

oh wow

get out of my head...

woutR · **Posted:** Sun May 18, 2008 6:50 am

This shit's farked up.

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emperor3000 · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 1049 **Location:** Home

imagine "Hard Gay" will make his own version ^^

Note: Hard Gay is this japanese dude and goes around doing wierd shtuff.

I saw this episode in youtube on Father's day, followed this girl home to see her say happy father's day to her dad and Hard Gay gave odou-san a collar.

magisuns · **Posted:** Mon May 19, 2008 4:56 am

emperor3000 wrote:

imagine "Hard Gay" will make his own version ^^

Note: Hard Gay is this japanese dude and goes around doing wierd shtuff.

I saw this episode in youtube on Father's day, followed this girl home to see her say happy father's day to her dad and Hard Gay gave odou-san a collar.

lets just stick to my little rozen maiden hentai ^_^;... no hard gay pl0x

Midori · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3425 **Location:**

magisuns wrote:

lets just stick to my little rozen maiden hentai ^_^;... no hard gay pl0x

you like ceramics eh?

magisuns · **Posted:** Mon May 19, 2008 5:34 am

not rly... just dont rly like hard gay

... dont ask why i chose rozen hentai

...suigintou...........

ghostkilla43 · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 1991 **Location:**

magisuns wrote:

not rly... just dont rly like hard gay

... dont ask why i chose rozen hentai

...suigintou...........

wish i new what u guys were talking bout haha

mahumps · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 1715 **Location:**

LOL Japan really makes the best inventions. Let's see if they can make a sex robot.

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