*cough* where did this come from *cough*
It seems this thread passed through my troll-radar. I will say this much: I enjoyed reading this and managed to get many laughs at the community's expense

. @OP, very successful troll.
Oh and Guys, this is your best friend:

The report button, I didn't even know this thread existed until Ping bumped it.
Anyhoo, I'm still loaded from the funnies in this thread. So, I'll review it tomorrow and hand out warnings (if necessary).
You guys have been really good with reporting threads and avoiding accusations. This thread was just a fluke; lets avoid threads like this one, k?
