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I make great Tortellini and Lasagna.

I love you

(I'm such a food whore)

Same.

Specially Italian, whether it is pasta or plain meat with certain delicious Italian sauses, you may wake me up for it at night.

you could rape me with a big black dildo as long as I get my foods afterwards.. I love Italian stuff, and also Tiramisu.. D-e-l-i-c-i-o-u-s

Raping is usually not needed when it comes to food.

just do with me whatever you want, as long as I cans till eat the food...

Yay for foods.
And double yay for cooking.

indeed.

Movin'out, to my own place, allready picked it, and the kitchen is i'm gonna have funz.

I'm going to pass by and steal your kitchen.

The hell you are. it's heavily garded.

By who?
A caged ice, who's easily distracted by a bowl of tiramisu.

Nono, not gonna let that in my house.

I'll smuggle him in to replace the kitchen.

tell me all about this kitchen of yours....

zes pits fornuis, grote oen, kook eiland, blender en staafmixer, koffiemolen, broodmaker, en dat allemaal?

Except for the 'Grote oen' and the Staafmixer, yes. Also: Keramische kookplaten

No staafmixer à_0?

At home we have: nen oven, ijskast, diepvriezer, kookeiland(je), staafmixer, broodmachine, kleine keukenrobot, grotere keukenrobot met milkshakehulpstukken, andere mixer, messenset, een hoop vuren, potten, pannen, kapotte koffiezet, en nog veel meer maar ben te lui om naar beneden te lopen om te gaan zien wat er nog is.

kookplaten? Why the hell kookplaten...

If you can't stand the heat, stay out the kitchen, which means with real fire!

...

Wow this cake is a lie. They didn't even follow the recipe its suppose to be...

one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
3/4 cup vegetable oil
4 large eggs
one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup butter or margarine
1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
2 cups all purpose flower
don't forget garnishes such as:
fish shaped crackers
fish shaped candies
fish shaped solid waste
fish shaped dirt
fish shaped Ethel benzine
pull n' peel licorice
fish shaped volatile organic compounds
and sediment shaped sediment
candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
one cup lemon juice
alpha resins
unsaturated polyester resin
fiberglass surface resins
volatile malted milk impoundments
9 large egg yokes
12 medium geosynthetic membranes
one cup granulated sugar
an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
2 cups rhubarb; sliced
2/3 granulated rhubarb
1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
1 Large rhubarb
1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
adjustable aluminum head positioned
slaughter electric needle injector
cordless electric needle injector
injector needle driver
injector needle gun
cranial caps
and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

If it was made properly I would have wanted some too.

You see, no wonder the cake lie.

I am not much of a cake person o.o
bleh..

wat...? i am outta here.... u guys are damaged.....

They started failing the cake when they started using a mix.
A cake is one the easiest deserts to make. One doesn't need a cakemix to do so.

Its not really about the cake >.> Its about the fact the cake isnt a lie. They tricked us Hard to trust those robots I swear.

For those that dont know what the cake came from, its from an awesome game called Portal

Here is a video of quotes and the cake recipe is included
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can someone please tell me here, what is that box about?

oh wat haz tis world turned to!

okay, but wth is that cube??

Lol the weighted companion cube is used in one level and mentioned throughout the the game, people grew obsessed with it and it inspired a cult following Im telling you men! You can buy plush "dice" to hang on your rear view mirror and everything. I reccommend this game to everyone. Its not a very long game but worth the $20 to download from steam and play. You to can get your own cake. As this thread proves, ITS NOT A LIE!

OMG i knew what ur were talking about when I saw the title lol!!! maybe they misplaced the cake and accidently sent her into the fire room! lol!!!