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Isis
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Post subject: Essex Girls...  Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:59 am |
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Most brits know what an Essex Girl is.. But I would like to share with the forum some jokes about the Essex Girl...
Q: What's an Essex girls favorite wine?
A: aw go-on take me to lakeside please please go-on take me
Q: What's an Essex Girls form of protection?
A: Bus Shelters
Q: What's the difference between an Essex Girl and a Bag of Crisps?
A: You only get one bang out of a bag of crisps
Q: How may Essex girls does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?.
A: Five. One to make the mixture and Four to peel the Smarties.
Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and a washing machine?
A: A washing machine doesn't follow you around for weeks after you've dumped your load in it.
Q: What does an Essex girl say after sex?
A: "Do you really all play for the same football team?"
Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an ironing board?
A: An ironing boards legs are difficult to part.
Q: What's the difference between an Essex girl and an Essex boy?
A: An Essex girl has a higher sperm count.
Q: What does an Essex girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her feet.
Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and a plate of spaghetti?
A: Spaghetti moves when you eat it.
Q: What does an Essex girl do with her asshole after sex?
A: She takes him down the pub.
Q: What makes an Essex girls eyes light up?
A: A torch shone in her ear.
Q: How do you know when an Essex girl's had an orgasm?
A: She drops her bag of chips.
Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
Q: What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of it's own.
An Essex girl is driving along and asks her boyfriend to kiss her somewhere warm, wet and smelly.
He tells her that it's to late to drive to Canvey Island.
Q: What do an Essex girl and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both get farked by eight men on holiday.
Q: Why do Essex Girls wear knickers?
A: To keep their ankles warm
Q: How does an Essex girl get light?
A: Open a car door.
Q: How does an Essex girl turn the light off after sex?
A: She closes the car door
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Post subject: Re: Essex Girls... Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:00 am |
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Bastet wrote: Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and a plate of spaghetti?
Q: What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of it's own.[/b]
classic. better than blondes jokes 
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:03 am |
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i guess i have been looking for sloots in the wrong places
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:32 am |
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Very funny stuff indeed 
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:15 am |
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I remember I used to find the fact that essex had the word sex in it so funny when I was younger.
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:21 am |
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Hey dont talk about my girls like that. 
Essex Ftw!!!
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:23 pm |
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I live in Romford, and I'm a bigger slut than any of the girls around here.
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:26 pm |
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iBilly wrote: I live in Romford, and I'm a bigger slut than any of the girls around here.
I'm an Essex Girl...
But I've known girls like that..
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:29 pm |
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Bastet wrote: I'm an Essex Girl...
<3
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:53 pm |
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Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
<3 <3
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:58 pm |
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iBilly wrote: I live in Romford, and I'm a bigger slut than any of the girls around here.
I live in Ilford. 
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:19 pm |
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Bastet wrote: iBilly wrote: I live in Romford, and I'm a bigger slut than any of the girls around here. I'm an Essex Girl... But I've known girls like that.. Ah so that explains it.
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:21 pm |
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Blackchocob0 wrote: Bastet wrote: iBilly wrote: I live in Romford, and I'm a bigger slut than any of the girls around here. I'm an Essex Girl... But I've known girls like that.. Ah so that explains it. hehe.. explains what??
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:01 am |
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Lol, they were all so badass.
Classics.
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:21 am |
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Bastet wrote: Blackchocob0 wrote: Bastet wrote: iBilly wrote: I live in Romford, and I'm a bigger slut than any of the girls around here. I'm an Essex Girl... But I've known girls like that.. Ah so that explains it. hehe.. explains what?? xD
On topic: Funny jokes, hvnt read these for a while now.
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 9:41 am |
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gamef wrote: iBilly wrote: I live in Romford, and I'm a bigger slut than any of the girls around here. I live in Ilford. Ilford sucks. 
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Post subject: Re: Essex Girls... Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:05 pm |
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I was going through some old threads and thought these jokes were funny.
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Post subject: Re: Essex Girls... Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:25 pm |
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Lol, i have seen worse resurrections  . Still funny jokes though
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Post subject: Re: Essex Girls... Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:30 pm |
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finally a reseruction that was actually worth it... Priam wrote: Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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Post subject: Re: Essex Girls... Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:07 pm |
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Quote: Q: How does an Essex girl get light?
A: Open a car door.
Q: How does an Essex girl turn the light off after sex?
A: She closes the car door i rofl'd
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Post subject: Re: Essex Girls... Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:26 pm |
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BAHAHAHAHA 
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Post subject: Re: Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 7:53 pm |
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Bastet wrote:
I'm an Essex Girl...
that explains it!
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Post subject: Re: Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:10 am |
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Blackchocob0 wrote: Bastet wrote: iBilly wrote: I live in Romford, and I'm a bigger slut than any of the girls around here. I'm an Essex Girl... But I've known girls like that.. Ah so that explains it. crazyskwrls wrote: Bastet wrote:
I'm an Essex Girl...
that explains it! I think that has already been used in this thread 
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Post subject: Re: Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 6:17 am |
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iBilly wrote: I live in Romford, and I'm a bigger slut than any of the girls around here. Pics?
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Post subject: Re: Essex Girls... Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 8:49 am |
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essex girl + Chav boy = One huge seperated family.
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