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RiceFarmer
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Post subject: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners?  Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:10 am |
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I had some guests over for dinner last night, and my pet lesbian kept burping and complaining for more beer. That's not the proper way to behave in front of company. How can I train my pet lesbian to behave properly in front of guests?
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:12 am |
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what do you mean, you have a lesbian as a pet or you have a pet thats a lesbian? or a pet named lesbian
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:13 am |
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Lol?
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penfold1992 wrote: durka durka muhammad gihad allah 10k plys. thats all i hear :S
 
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:20 am |
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Slap it. Hard.
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:23 am |
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.rek wrote: Slap it. Hard. May I? 
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 4:38 am |
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a little S&M never hurt.. = /
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:07 am |
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lesbians are parrots from a tropical island named lesbia, such parrots are prized because of their skills in mocking human voices
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:29 am |
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user wrote: lesbians are parrots from a tropical island named lesbia, such parrots are prized because of their skills in mocking human voices =o, well... Pet "lesbians" sounds far better, not to mention far more kinky!
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:50 am |
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Snoopy wrote: .rek wrote: Slap it. Hard. May I? *Pulls Down Pants* HIT MEEE!
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RiceFarmer
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:18 am |
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Asteroid wrote: what do you mean, you have a lesbian as a pet or you have a pet thats a lesbian? or a pet named lesbian I have a pet lesbian.
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:56 am |
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o rly O_O never heard of such pets :/
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 12:08 pm |
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:18 am |
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:56 am |
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ROFL. Poke it.
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:28 pm |
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Kirkaldi wrote: ROFL. Poke it. i think they prefer to be licked or fingered xD
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:40 pm |
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RiceFarmer wrote: Asteroid wrote: what do you mean, you have a lesbian as a pet or you have a pet thats a lesbian? or a pet named lesbian I have a pet lesbian. *slap* now ur my bitch 
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:42 pm |
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crazyskwrls wrote: buy another lesbian name of shop plyyyss
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RiceFarmer
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 12:23 am |
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blackfalcon wrote: crazyskwrls wrote: buy another lesbian name of shop plyyyss I got mine off ebay, but they're pretty hard to come by.
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:45 am |
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How much do you think these lesbians will cost me?
And will they bite me?
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woutR wrote: Squirt, you're a genius when it comes to raping women.
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:27 am |
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Squirt wrote: How much do you think these lesbians will cost me?
And will they bite me? On average $300-$400 I'd say if you're lucky. Mine hasn't bit me yet, but I hear that they DO bite on the occasion.
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 3:44 am |
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stick it in the pooper.
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 5:16 am |
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can i see a picture of your lesbian?
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:52 am |
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 1:40 pm |
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 omg long time i didnt see a lesbian <o plus 1 for you xD
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 10:57 pm |
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so...is that pet lesbian named emily osment? and do you have another one called miley cyrus? cuz that's hot
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:02 pm |
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Everyone knows lesbians are wild creatures. I suggest you hire someone with experience in the field, like a lion or a hippo tamer.
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:03 pm |
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wait even better, is that lesbian called megan fox? 
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:16 pm |
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i lol'd
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for teh lulzz
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Post subject: Re: How can I teach my pet lesbian some manners? Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 11:24 pm |
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is that lesbian sirslayer?
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