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 Post subject: B***h please...I'm from California!!!...
PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 8:52 pm 
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Found this on facebook...sorta funny..especially if your from Cal :P


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You know you're from California when...../Californians are better because............

Everyone hates cops

You live next door to mexicans

You say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say them often

You know what real cheese taste like.

All the porn you watch is made here, cause we **** better and thats how it is.

You don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.

You can wear sandals all year long.

You go to the Beach - not "down to the shore."

You know 65 mph really means 100.

When someone cuts you off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont **** around on the road.

The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).

Our governor can kick your governors ass.

You can go out at midnight.

You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.

You might get looked at funny by locals when you're on vacation in their state, but when they find out you're from California you turn into a Greek GOD.

We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.

All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.

EVERYONE smokes weed. no exceptions.

We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).

We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means our opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you.

The best athletes come from here.

We got disneyland....wut now!

We have The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf which is way better than Starbucks.

We call it soda, not pop.

Oh, and no one from California calls it Cali... that's how we know you're not from around here.
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The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

You were born somewhere else.

Your sense of direction=Toward the ocean and away from the ocean.

You eat an In n Out burger at least once a week!!!

You know how to eat an artichoke.

The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.

Your car has bullet-proof windows.

Left is right and right is wrong.

Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

You can't find your other earring because your son/brother is wearing it.

You drive to your neighborhood block party.

Your family tree contains "significant others."

You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.

You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.

More than clothes come out of the closets.

You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.

Smoking in your office is not optional.

You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.

When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."

Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.

You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.

You consult your horoscope before planning your day.
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All highways into the state say: "no fruits."

All highways out of the state say: "Go back."

The Terminator is your governor

You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.

Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

You don't care what race people are because you're too busy wondering what gender they are.

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.

It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.

Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

The normal symbols on restrooms mean "people wearing pants" and "people wearing skirts".

Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S &M, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.

Both you AND your dog have therapists.

You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class.

You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.


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 Post subject: Re: B***h please...I'm from California!!!...
PostPosted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:08 pm 
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ROFL! That is pretty funny

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 Post subject: Re: B***h please...I'm from California!!!...
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people from California sound like the kind of people i would kill and have no after thought.

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 Post subject: Re: B***h please...I'm from California!!!...
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Found this on facebook...sorta funny..especially if your from Cal :P


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You don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.


viewtopic.php?f=12&t=105222

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 Post subject: Re: B***h please...I'm from California!!!...
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so are there any normal/sane ppl over there in california?

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California also has the worst guns.

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so are there any normal/sane ppl over there in california?


Normal is such an abstract word. We're all normal, you're all abnormal.

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the sad part is a lot of that is true.

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 Post subject: Re: B***h please...I'm from California!!!...
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Go California. Why everyone hates on Cali? It's like a lot of people from other States in Aus hate on QLD and NSW because they're the best states :)

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 Post subject: Re: B***h please...I'm from California!!!...
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ROFL!! I'm from California, and that was hella funny!

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 Post subject: Re: B***h please...I'm from California!!!...
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Lots of those apply to every state/province <_>

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Welcome to California.

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 Post subject: Re: B***h please...I'm from California!!!...
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831 F**K YEAH! LOL that was pretty awesome, though I must say, not EVERYONE in nor cal says "hella", it's more the annoying valley girls.

And no, there are no "sane" people here, we can actually think for ourselves ;)

I joke around that not many places do drug tests around here because even if you don't smoke pot, you'll still come up as having done it because of all the people who DO do it around you :P

And I actually do use "away/towards the ocean" for directions, and any time I need to find a compass position (someone asks me if a store is north or south of here etc) I have to find the ocean because then I know that's west :P

:love: my California

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 Post subject: Re: B***h please...I'm from California!!!...
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I didn't find that amusing the least bit. A lot of that applied to the area i live in.

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 Post subject: Re: B***h please...I'm from California!!!...
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I hella say hella

A good part of that is true actually, some parts are pretty ridic tho..

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 Post subject: Re: B***h please...I'm from California!!!...
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LOL I love it. California baby! It aint' golden if it ain't from California.

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meh Cali isnt that great No offense to the ppl that live there. But most of that stuff apply all over USA...

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 Post subject: Re: B***h please...I'm from California!!!...
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so true I lived there for a year and saw all of it sorta :p

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 Post subject: Re: B***h please...I'm from California!!!...
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SoAyame wrote:
meh Cali isnt that great No offense to the ppl that live there. But most of that stuff apply all over USA...



cal =/= any other state :wink:


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HAHA Thats true for my neighbors.... lOLOoLolOlol

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lol those facts are sorta true... well the first ones at least...
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i wonder what is the letters Between B and h

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K a R e E m wrote:
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B***h please...I'm from California!!!...

i wonder what is the letters Between B and h


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thnx for the info

hope someday i know what does batch mean :D

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found it funny but i will say that no1 even remotely close to me smokes pot for a number of reasons, and yes i will be the first one to report to the police/proper authority at said location.

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