67 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A [BOY]

jeansl10 · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:48 pm

epic thread theres nothing else to say

NuclearSilo · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 12:55 pm

izmeister wrote:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
telling the contrary of the obvious is so funny

Man is born to conquer and own woman. Man is the head, woman is the tail.

rek · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:52 pm

OP; 3/10

mburf5 · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 49 **Location:**

I didn't understand why "People aren't afraid of you when you walk down a dark alley" is a good reason to be a girl? Isn't that a bad thing...

FireVortex · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 2005 **Location:**

Dammit baro u beat me to it.

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Fri Jan 30, 2009 8:44 pm

We would be no-where without our girls and woman. We would have nothing at all.

Love · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 5336 **Location:**

Grimjaw wrote:

We would be no-where without our girls and woman. We would have nothing at all.

same goes for men but the idea of a hot lesbian party for 60 or so years is rather hot !

( red color : people die if they are killed. )

DumboDii · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 2961 **Location:** Finland

Grimjaw wrote:

We would be no-where without our girls and woman. We would have nothing at all.

Actually for breeding we don't need womens anymore but I would rather do it with woman than test tube.

Love · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 5336 **Location:**

wanted to add that lol at you if you are a chick and think the closet is all yours and that my money is for you to buy shoes.

Rainigul · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4490 **Location:**

DumboDii wrote:

In general girls mature faster or start maturing earlyer than boys. Off course there are exceptions. And yes I agree that most of girls are annoying bitches while puberty.

The fact maturing faster can even be an arguing point for girls having it better/being better is simply laughable.
Once you grow up, you'll be an adult forever, so why the hell would you want to rush it? Us boys get to enjoy immaturity for longer, we get to be kids instead of stupid bitches.
Maturing slower is WAY better, I wish I would never fully mature.

Gaigemasta · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 4474 **Location:**

Quote:

47. The Notebook. (a lil thing called mobile phone)

i think they were talkin about the movie

PhoenixRider · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 740 **Location:**

Gaige wrote:

Quote:

47. The Notebook. (a lil thing called mobile phone)

i think they were talkin about the movie

I never did like that movie.

DumboDii · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 2961 **Location:** Finland

Rainigul wrote:

DumboDii wrote:

In general girls mature faster or start maturing earlyer than boys. Off course there are exceptions. And yes I agree that most of girls are annoying bitches while puberty.

The fact maturing faster can even be an arguing point for girls having it better/being better is simply laughable.
Once you grow up, you'll be an adult forever, so why the hell would you want to rush it? Us boys get to enjoy immaturity for longer, we get to be kids instead of stupid bitches.
Maturing slower is WAY better, I wish I would never fully mature.

I agree with you. I never said that maturing fast is good thing.

Sn4ke_ · **Joined:** Dec 2007 **Posts:** 251 **Location:**

boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

hemagoku · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 2720 **Location:**

really funny but i want to edit

Dead_Soul wrote:

59. No one is afraid of you when you walk down a dark alley at night. (u kidding,, ' what is she doing alone , she must be a mutant)

to
No one is afraid of you when you walk down a dark alley at night. (u are the one who is afraid xD)

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:53 am

Sn4ke_ wrote:

boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

There are girls who have a penis. What do you do now?

izmeister · **Joined:** Feb 2008 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:** Yes

Grimjaw wrote:

Sn4ke_ wrote:

boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

There are girls who have a penis. What do you do now?

They aren't girls. They are hermaphrodites.

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:14 pm

izmeister wrote:

They aren't girls. They are hermaphrodites.

lemme oxplain pl0x..

You meet 2 in a bar. They gently inform you of their differences before the sexually charged evening goes any further. Not trying to offend their feelings and hoping to keep your face intact, how would you address them from that point onward in that conversation?

izmeister · **Joined:** Feb 2008 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:** Yes

Grimjaw wrote:

izmeister wrote:

They aren't girls. They are hermaphrodites.

lemme oxplain pl0x..

You meet 2 in a bar. They gently inform you of their differences before the sexually charged evening goes any further. Not trying to offend their feelings and hoping to keep your face intact, how would you address them from that point onward in that conversation?

I don't know about you, but I don't go around calling people girl/boy or woman/man. I usually call her/him by her/his name.

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:41 pm

izmeister wrote:

I don't know about you, but I don't go around calling people girl/boy or woman/man. I usually call her/him by her/his name.

Fair enough. So, will you be sticking it in the pooper or the pisser?

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2009 12:48 pm

izmeister wrote:

The pisser.

Oh, lmao. Well I would have just ended the conversation politely.

Edit: You removed your post but I quoted you within time.

izmeister · **Joined:** Feb 2008 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:** Yes

Grimjaw wrote:

izmeister wrote:

The pisser.

Oh, lmao. Well I would have just ended the conversation politely.

Edit: You removed your post but I quoted you within time.

haha

Rainigul · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4490 **Location:**

Grimjaw wrote:

izmeister wrote:

The pisser.

Oh, lmao. Well I would have just ended the conversation politely.

Edit: You removed your post but I quoted you within time.

He wanted to change his answer to "the pooper" but now you ruined his chances.

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2009 7:27 pm

DumboDii wrote:

Grimjaw wrote:

We would be no-where without our girls and woman. We would have nothing at all.

Actually for breeding we don't need womens anymore but I would rather do it with woman than test tube.

actually for breeding we don't need men anymore either so considering the males purpose is only to give seed while the females purpose is to have baby and raise said baby males are the less needed of the two seeing as they lack the inner nurturing abilities need to successfully care for and raise children...

OTG · **Joined:** Oct 2008 **Posts:** 1060 **Location:**

Rainigul wrote:

Grimjaw wrote:

izmeister wrote:

The pisser.

Oh, lmao. Well I would have just ended the conversation politely.

Edit: You removed your post but I quoted you within time.

He wanted to change his answer to "the pooper" but now you ruined his chances.

LOL what a burn.

TOloseGT · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 7129 **Location:**

1 reason why it sucks to be a boy

1. You can't have lesbian relations with hot girls

DumboDii · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 2961 **Location:** Finland

TOloseGT wrote:

1 reason why it sucks to be a boy

1. You can't have lesbian relations with hot girls

But we can have straight relations with hot girls :roll:

willieb3 · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2009 9:46 pm

omg this thread = epic lulz

Grimjaw wrote:

Sn4ke_ wrote:

boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

There are girls who have a penis. What do you do now?

Doron · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2009 10:49 pm

Gaige wrote:

Quote:

47. The Notebook. (a lil thing called mobile phone)

i think they were talkin about the movie

... Not sarcastic, but I thought it also was about an actual notebook.

PhoenixRider wrote:

I never did like that movie.

+1

Hmmmm...

I halfly agree... I do like shoes.. and Sex & the City isn't the worst series ever. Friends is.

Grimjaw · **Posted:** Sat Jan 31, 2009 11:41 pm

Icealya wrote:

Sex & the City isn't the worst series ever. Friends is.

There goes another 3% of respect for you down the drain. I can't believe you dislike friends.

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