Freaking Your Mom Out

M3K0S · **Joined:** Aug 2008 **Posts:** 1580 **Location:**

LOL so right now i got home from my girls house, then i went in the kitchen cuz it smelled funny and asked my mom: "whats that smell?" and she replied: "what do you smell like?" and i responded: "Do you really want to know?" and she gave me the dirtiest look and she told me "vas a ver cabron!"
hahahhahaha

Post stories of u making ur mom freak out or snap at you but funny ones

cpinney · **Posted:** Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:29 am

Quote:

"vas a ver cabron!"

no idea what that means :\

KylieMinogue · **Posted:** Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:31 am

cpinney wrote:

Quote:

"vas a ver cabron!"

no idea what that means :\

it means, I'll cut you

NeoShadow · **Joined:** Sep 2008 **Posts:** 341 **Location:**

vas a ver cabron xD epic spanish right there.

umm when i lived with my mom i use to bring girls home at night without her knowing and one night the girl went into my mom bed room and she tried to make a move on my mom. all i can say is that girl went home with a red cheek and i was kicked out xD

M3K0S · **Joined:** Aug 2008 **Posts:** 1580 **Location:**

ammm the real translation of that means "your gonna see asshole-ish" idk the english translation for that word...
but the phrase itself its like a threat that shes gonna do something or im gonna get it something like that its kinda hard to explain cuz its a mexican thing xD

cpinney · **Posted:** Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:39 am

M3K0S wrote:

ammm the real translation of that means "your gonna see asshole-ish" idk the english translation for that word...
but the phrase itself its like a threat that shes gonna do something or im gonna get it something like that its kinda hard to explain cuz its a mexican thing xD

ah i see, kinda makes sense lol.

SneakyBanana · **Posted:** Tue Jul 21, 2009 12:58 pm

I was out at some girls birthday that i didnt know and i pulled the birthday girl and took her home, as we were having sex my mum walked into the room and caught me. The best part was when my mum came in the grabbed the blanket leaving the girl naked in full show.

She walked out but she went through me like a train the next day!

Another time, it was last week i went to Dublin with my girlfriend and when i came home i left my bag in the house and my mum went into it to get my clothes to wash them and found a 12 pack of condoms with only 3 left and all the wrappers in it.

Miguez · **Joined:** Nov 2008 **Posts:** 5003 **Location:**

^Lmao.

user · **Posted:** Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:06 pm

you should do a tucker and yell "mom, my penis is gone"

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Tue Jul 21, 2009 11:01 pm

i would never want to freak out my mom :love:

Mirosuke · **Posted:** Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:22 am

user wrote:

you should do a tucker and yell "mom, my penis is gone"

would she care? lol!

TOloseGT · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 7129 **Location:**

my mommy rocks

M3K0S · **Joined:** Aug 2008 **Posts:** 1580 **Location:**

lol...
when i was 16 i asked my mom with the most serious face ive ever had how she would feel if she was a grandma... then she almost stopped breathing....xD but i couldnt keep that serious face for long so it got ruined...xD

Miguez · **Joined:** Nov 2008 **Posts:** 5003 **Location:**

M3K0S wrote:

lol...
when i was 16 i asked my mom with the most serious face ive ever had how she would feel if she was a grandma... then she almost stopped breathing....xD but i couldnt keep that serious face for long so it got ruined...xD

you seem to have a lot of fun ruining your mom's mood -_-

SidiousX · **Posted:** Wed Jul 22, 2009 5:37 pm

My mom always freaks me out

When i was younger i used a sock for my .cum. lol. And she found it and she was like 'i put a pack of tissue on ur nightdesk, a sock is not rlly hygienic.' I was only 14-15..

Now i had some stains on my floor and she was like 'What are the stains? is it sperm? I dunno wot u and ur bf are doing but try to aim for the bed and not beside that. I dunno how u guys have sex, maybe u play with each other on the side off the bed but try to do it inside the bed.'
And it wasn't even sperm. lol

I cant seem to freak her out.

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

I didn't live with my mum long enough to really freak her out.

JustOnePlz · **Joined:** Feb 2009 **Posts:** 262 **Location:**

i was in my room with the gf, and things got serious and i locked the door, my mom tries to check on me not know i have company, she hears like a moany noise coming from the room deciedes theres danger inside the room rams the door open, completly embarassed she tries to hurry out quicky, rapidly turning and slamming her face into the door way, she had a welt on her forehead for a good week, and when ever any1 asked her what happened she simply stated she had a bad run in ^.^

and i was always there, *cough* with a door * cough*

M3K0S · **Joined:** Aug 2008 **Posts:** 1580 **Location:**

sidious... ur mom is cool

Puma60 · **Posted:** Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:49 pm

SidiousX wrote:

When i was younger i used a sock for my .cum.

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

Puma60 wrote:

SidiousX wrote:

When i was younger i used a sock for my .cum.

Lol
Epic

/Pi · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 4592 **Location:**

Puma60 wrote:

SidiousX wrote:

When i was younger i used a sock for my .cum.

SidiousX wrote:

... I dunno wot u and ur bf are doing but try to aim for the bed and not beside that.

JustOnePlz · **Joined:** Feb 2009 **Posts:** 262 **Location:**

Prophet Izaach wrote:

Puma60 wrote:

SidiousX wrote:

When i was younger i used a sock for my .cum.

SidiousX wrote:

... I dunno wot u and ur bf are doing but try to aim for the bed and not beside that.

whats not to understand there? :roll:

Squirt · **Joined:** Jan 2008 **Posts:** 8186 **Location:**

JustOnePlz wrote:

whats not to understand there? :roll:

So its 2 boys?

JustOnePlz · **Joined:** Feb 2009 **Posts:** 262 **Location:**

Squirt wrote:

JustOnePlz wrote:

whats not to understand there? :roll:

So its 2 boys?

would that be so wrong?

Kirkaldi · **Joined:** Jul 2008 **Posts:** 3083 **Location:** nyc

Call the cops. THREATENING TO CUT SOMEONE.

bryanvan · **Joined:** Jun 2008 **Posts:** 1010 **Location:**

This thread is epic win XD

Crowley · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:25 am

I've never really freaked my mum out, now that I think about it...

Elviinxo · **Joined:** Jul 2009 **Posts:** 20 **Location:**

Prophet Izaach wrote:

Puma60 wrote:

SidiousX wrote:

When i was younger i used a sock for my .cum.

SidiousX wrote:

... I dunno wot u and ur bf are doing but try to aim for the bed and not beside that.

I lol'd Hard

SneakyBanana · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:59 am

When i think about the cum in the sock, i used to do it with a pillowcase down the side of my bed and one day i came home and my mum had cleaned my room.

My mum said wtf are you doing with a pillow case filled with sperm its was hard as a rock i had to throw it out.

I was so embarrassed i just laughed and said it wasnt sperm.

chesticles · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 1978 **Location:**

this thread is disturbing...

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