The reason the German football team sucks now

MrFudge · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 5731 **Location:** None

Look at the Germany national team.

Łukasz Podolski - Polish
Miroslav Klose - Polish
Mario Gómez - Spanish
Cacau - Brazilian
Serdar Tasci - Turkish
Jérôme Boateng - Ghana
Sami Khedira - Tunisia
Mesut Özil - Turkish
Piotr Trochowski - Polish
Andreas Beck - Russian
Aaron Hunt - English
Marko Marin - Bosnian
Kevin Kurányi (if he is recalled) - Brazilian / Panamanian

lol

Fresh · **Posted:** Fri Apr 02, 2010 8:40 pm

BuDo · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 4714 **Location:**

That doesn't make their team suck. And as long as all those guys have German citizenship then they can play for Germany. If they simply live in Germany just to play club football thats not enough for them to be in the national team. I hope you know that.

MrFudge · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 5731 **Location:** None

BuDo wrote:

That doesn't make their team suck. And as long as all those guys have German citizenship then they can play for Germany. If they simply live in Germany just to play club football thats not enough for them to be in the national team. I hope you know that.

believe me, they're bad.

cpinney · **Posted:** Fri Apr 02, 2010 10:05 pm

poland can into germany.

asusi · **Joined:** Jul 2008 **Posts:** 3223 **Location:**

The reason is that they don't have their own players? is that your point? :roll:

dammmm trolls those days

TheDrop · **Joined:** May 2008 **Posts:** 7150 **Location:** uefa2012

Ozil, klose podolski neuer and Adler are all good. I wouldn't mind the us having those plAyers :sohappy:

[SD]Twysta · **Posted:** Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:37 pm

cpinney wrote:

poland can into germany.

Correction ;

germany IS poland :banghead:

I did lol at team players origin :banghead:

cpinney · **Posted:** Sat Apr 03, 2010 5:56 am

[SD]Twysta wrote:

cpinney wrote:

poland can into germany.

Correction ;

germany IS poland :banghead:

I did lol at team players origin :banghead:

no

Buddhist · **Posted:** Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:00 am

cpinney wrote:

[SD]Twysta wrote:

cpinney wrote:

poland can into germany.

Correction ;

germany IS poland :banghead:

I did lol at team players origin :banghead:

no

why?

cpinney · **Posted:** Sat Apr 03, 2010 6:04 am

nevermind you guys obviously don't get it.

LazyJohny · **Joined:** May 2009 **Posts:** 172 **Location:**

Portugal is also starting to be full of players from Brazil.

xzaz · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 1574 **Location:**

You need to have a pasport if you participate for the country you play with. So they are all Germans...

Edit: O and i don't start about German football team :palm:

rax1000 · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 19 **Location:**

I don't think German football team sucks, I think they are good and are one of the favorites to win the world cup. Maybe the reason, there's a lot of foreign origin players in the squad, is that they are just better than the genuine germans atm.

BuDo · **Joined:** Dec 2008 **Posts:** 4714 **Location:**

LazyJohny wrote:

Portugal is also starting to be full of players from Brazil.

That is no surprise...Brazil have high standards and a reputation to defend with a nation full of football talent. I bet players from all over Brazil line up every 4 years to make the national team. But not all can be picked so some of them will try to make the world cup by playing for other countries where their chances are better.

Gnarly · **Joined:** Oct 2009 **Posts:** 567 **Location:** Nigras

I wouldn't mind having ozil on our team.

woutR · **Posted:** Mon Apr 05, 2010 9:57 pm

The reason why Germany is bad at football is because they're Germans.
BAZINGA!

No seriously... there wasn't enough Lebensraum on the football field to accommodate 11 'real' Germans.

Dante · **Joined:** Apr 2008 **Posts:** 390 **Location:** Germany

Seriously guys you shouldn't rant about our football team or we will conquor half of europe again :sohappy:

Snazzi · **Joined:** Jul 2009 **Posts:** 1856 **Location:** Qué ?

Dante wrote:

Seriously guys you shouldn't rant about our football team or we will conquor half of europe again :sohappy:

Lold.

dom · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 2:06 am

Kah00ner wrote:

Dante wrote:

Seriously guys you shouldn't rant about our football team or we will conquor half of europe again :sohappy:

Lold.

+1

woutR · **Posted:** Tue Apr 06, 2010 12:10 pm

Dante wrote:

Seriously guys you shouldn't rant about our football team or we will conquor half of europe again :sohappy:

lol that's the first time I have seen a German person joke about the war.

This takes me back to good 'German' jokes :sohappy:

One time I was on excursion with my class and we met another German class, so a classmate of mine said: "Entschuldigung, aber sie haben etwas verloren!" (Excuse me, but you lost something!) so the German kids are like 'wtf, what did we lose?', so they ask "Was haben wir verloren?" (What did we lose?) and my classmate said: "DER KRIEG, ZWEIMAL!" (THE WAR, TWICE!)

The look on their faces.. Oh man, I nearly pissed myself of laughing. :sohappy:

Spoiler!

Toshiharu · **Joined:** Feb 2008 **Posts:** 4222 **Location:** Nowhere

Dante wrote:

Seriously guys you shouldn't rant about our football team or we will conquor half of europe again :sohappy:

/thread

Pinoy_Archer · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 937 **Location:** Home

dom wrote:

Kah00ner wrote:

Dante wrote:

Seriously guys you shouldn't rant about our football team or we will conquor half of europe again :sohappy:

Lold.

+1

not even a +2 cant tell how epic i read it

xzaz · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 1574 **Location:**

woutR wrote:

Dante wrote:

Seriously guys you shouldn't rant about our football team or we will conquor half of europe again :sohappy:

lol that's the first time I have seen a German person joke about the war.

This takes me back to good 'German' jokes :sohappy:

One time I was on excursion with my class and we met another German class, so a classmate of mine said: "Entschuldigung, aber sie haben etwas verloren!" (Excuse me, but you lost something!) so the German kids are like 'wtf, what did we lose?', so they ask "Was haben wir verloren?" (What did we lose?) and my classmate said: "DER KRIEG, ZWEIMAL!" (THE WAR, TWICE!)

The look on their faces.. Oh man, I nearly pissed myself of laughing. :sohappy:

Spoiler!

Keep going i love Germans... sorry Jokes about Germans.

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