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Squirt
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Post subject: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:25 pm |
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Quote: MORE than one disgraced national team has been heckled by angry fans on returning home - but North Korea's misfiring stars reportedly face a much harsher punishment.
Unfortunately, crazed dictator Kim Jong-il chose the 7-0 mauling at the hands of Portugal to be the first football game ever broadcast in the impoverished communist nation.
"The Portuguese won the game and now have four points," the Korean Central Broadcasting commentator said at the conclusion of the match. "We are ending our live broadcast now." It then cut to factory workers and engineers praising the Dear Leader.
Seems the result may not have tallied too well with Kim Jong-il's narrative that North Korea is a socialist paradise populated by athletic supermen.
Moon Ki-Nam, a former North Korean coach who fled the country in 2004, told reporters: “The players and coach are rewarded with huge houses when they win. But they have to atone for losing by being sent to work in the coal mines.” The players kept a low profile after the game. Coach Kim-Jong Hun somewhat optimistically told the media: “We failed to reach our goal. I want to apologise for this to our people. I do not think that we will be punished.”
Some members of the 1966 North Korean World Cup squad were reputedly sent to labour camps after throwing away a 3-0 lead against Portugal in the quarter-finals.
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:30 pm |
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Atleast it isnt the firing squad
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:43 pm |
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justin bieber is coming anyway
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:54 pm |
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OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:58 pm |
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*BlackFox wrote: OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn It's not "just a fuckin' game". It's football.
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:16 pm |
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Doron wrote: *BlackFox wrote: OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn It's not "just a fuckin' game". It's also a business. lol But yeah everyone saw that coming?
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:40 pm |
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Doron wrote: It's football. and a game.. lulz Well, Do you think these "football players" should be punished? Seriously, they're not criminals.. xD Quote: team will be sent to coal mines as punishment So.. Doesn't this sounds a little bit ridiculous? No?
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 7:37 pm |
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Thee_UniQue wrote: Doron wrote: *BlackFox wrote: OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn It's not "just a fuckin' game". It's also a business. lol But yeah everyone saw that coming? Thats what she said? Did I do it right?
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:10 pm |
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Doron wrote: *BlackFox wrote: OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn It's not "just a fuckin' game". It's football soccer.
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 8:56 pm |
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Thank god i wasn't born in north korea.
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:24 pm |
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:28 pm |
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*BlackFox wrote: Well, Do you think these "football players" should be punished?
No... It's such a waste to such sheer talent. Although.. their assets may come forth better in there. But still, such a waste.
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 9:32 pm |
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i dont think N.korea is that bad
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sat Jul 03, 2010 11:50 pm |
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*BlackFox wrote: OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn “Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.” ~Bill Shankly
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:12 am |
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SOCCER is for pussies. Losers haha 
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:44 am |
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UnbeatableDevil wrote: *BlackFox wrote: OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn “Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.” ~Bill Shankly "It's soccer, not football." ~.curve
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:12 am |
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.curve wrote: UnbeatableDevil wrote: *BlackFox wrote: OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn “Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.” ~Bill Shankly "It's soccer, not football." ~.curve "Bill Shankly is Scottish, so obviously he calls it football" ~UnbeatableDevil
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:32 am |
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lol 1966
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:46 am |
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UnbeatableDevil wrote: "Bill Shankly is Scottish, so obviously he calls it football"
~UnbeatableDevil "Bill Shankly can be Scottish and still call it the wrong thing, which is the case here." ~.curve
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:14 pm |
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Lets face it they deserve it.
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:38 pm |
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 3:48 pm |
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.curve wrote: UnbeatableDevil wrote: *BlackFox wrote: OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn “Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.” ~Bill Shankly "It's soccer, not football." ~.curve 
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:11 pm |
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.curve wrote: UnbeatableDevil wrote: *BlackFox wrote: OMFG.. It's Just a Farking game! Damn “Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.” ~Bill Shankly "It's soccer, not football." ~.curve  You've been arguing this since the World cup fifa thread was on. The idea it is pretty clear, isn't?
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 4:21 pm |
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:21 pm |
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.curve wrote: UnbeatableDevil wrote: "Bill Shankly is Scottish, so obviously he calls it football"
~UnbeatableDevil "Bill Shankly can be Scottish and still call it the wrong thing, which is the case here." ~.curve "Ok w/e. Your older avatar girl was much hotter. Change it back" ~UnbeatableDevil
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:53 pm |
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Rofl, this whole forums is just a bunch of little girls bitching it seems.
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:26 pm |
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Nawps wrote: Rofl, this whole forums is just a bunch of little girls bitching it seems. Welcome to SRF. ~Doron.
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Post subject: Re: North Korean team will be sent to coal mines as punishment Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:32 pm |
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UnbeatableDevil wrote: .curve wrote: UnbeatableDevil wrote: "Bill Shankly is Scottish, so obviously he calls it football"
~UnbeatableDevil "Bill Shankly can be Scottish and still call it the wrong thing, which is the case here." ~.curve "Ok w/e. Your older avatar girl was much hotter. Change it back" ~UnbeatableDevil I'm not going for hot here. I'm going for content. I dig Hayley Williams and the Love sweater and the hand up.
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