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Post subject: $6,800 speaker cables really?  Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:46 pm |
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http://www.amazon.com/AudioQuest-K2-ter ... roduct_topIs this a joke or not O_o? Read the reviews haha. Quote: If only Heracles had such power!
If there is one cable I would whole-heartedly trust to my Chimera-hunting needs, this would be the cable. No other cable has the tensile strength to properly and efficiently garrote a lycanthrope, asphyxiate an Esquilax or even gag a mermaid. Last week, using my trusty AudioQuest K2 (retrofitted with lead weights, bright orange latex paint and a generous coating of crushed glass stolen from the window of an abandoned church at midnight), I managed to snuff 3 golden unicorns in swift succession!
Pros: Quickly tears through scales, fur, bone, and adamantium with ease
Coils and uncoils from hip holster (optional) quickly and quietly
For a product fabricated from 1,000 Onyx Dragon fetuses, the price is unbelievably reasonable!
Cons: Shipping from the R'lyeh took far too long
Doesn't come in 10' lengths (which would be perfect for hydra, cerberii and other multi-headed creatures)
After every use, I can feel 6 ounces of my soul slipping from my core into the ether. But this may be due to the fact that I prefer to work without gloves. YMMV.
Overall, I would recommend that any hunter buy one, nay, two, of these immediately, and experience the difference that upgrading to the K2 will make in your next quest!
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Post subject: Re: $6,800 speaker cables really? Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:52 pm |
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Seriously, This must be a joke!
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Post subject: Re: $6,800 speaker cables really? Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:58 pm |
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Quote: By Whisper (CA USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: AudioQuest K2 terminated speaker cable - UST plugs 8' (2.44m) pair (Electronics)
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.
PLEASE! You must listen! We cannot maintain the link for long... I will type as fast as I can.
DO NOT USE THE CABLES!
We were fools, fools to develop such a thing! Sound was never meant to be this clear, this pure, this... accurate. For a few short days, we marveled. Then the... whispers... began.
Were they Aramaic? Hyperborean? Some even more ancient tongue, first spoken by elder races under the red light of dying suns far from here? We do not know, but somehow, slowly... we began to UNDERSTAND.
No, no, please! I don't want to remember! YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME REMEMBER! I saw brave men claw their own eyes out... oh, god, the screaming... the mobs of feral children feasting on corpses, the shadows MOVING, the fires burning in the air! The CHANTING!
WHY CAN'T I FORGET THE WORDS???
We live underground. We speak with our hands. We wear the earplugs all our lives.
Do not use the cables!
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Post subject: Re: $6,800 speaker cables really? Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:02 pm |
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*BlackFox wrote: Seriously, This must be a joke! what, no lulz? you're slipping.
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Post subject: Re: $6,800 speaker cables really? Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:21 pm |
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Lmao
I'd buy for the lulz
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Post subject: Re: $6,800 speaker cables really? Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:36 am |
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OMG I DON"T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE ANYMORE!
YES I WANT TO CHOKE A UNICORN BUT I DON'T WANT ANYMORE VOICES IN MY HEAD THAN THE SEVEN I ALREADY HAVE.
WHAT TO DO????
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Post subject: Re: $6,800 speaker cables really? Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:44 am |
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Gaigemasta wrote: the only buyer is Dom  I bet his awesome headphones from his Mac vid also cost more than a quicky under the desk.
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Post subject: Re: $6,800 speaker cables really? Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:23 am |
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bullshit... 'ts a joke.
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Post subject: Re: $6,800 speaker cables really? Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:50 am |
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Squirt wrote: Lmao
I'd buy for the lulz lulz! btw your sig is stretching your post and i have to scroll to the right to click quote >_>
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Post subject: Re: $6,800 speaker cables really? Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:59 am |
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Mirosuke wrote: Squirt wrote: Lmao
I'd buy for the lulz lulz! btw your sig is stretching your post and i have to scroll to the right to click quote >_> Think of it as a reflection of myself. I'll make you scroll 
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Post subject: Re: $6,800 speaker cables really? Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 12:36 pm |
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Argh this must be a joke.
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Post subject: Re: $6,800 speaker cables really? Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 5:53 pm |
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CeLL wrote: what, no lulz?
you're slipping. Meh.. Ain't no slippin. lulz Well, Sometimes the "lulz" does not fit it. xD
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Post subject: Re: $6,800 speaker cables really? Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:48 pm |
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Squirt wrote: Mirosuke wrote: Squirt wrote: Lmao
I'd buy for the lulz lulz! btw your sig is stretching your post and i have to scroll to the right to click quote >_> Think of it as a reflection of myself. I'll make you scroll Isn't there a size restriction on signatures?
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Post subject: Re: $6,800 speaker cables really? Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:49 pm |
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*BlackFox wrote: CeLL wrote: what, no lulz?
you're slipping. Meh.. Ain't no slippin. lulz Well, Sometimes the "lulz" does not fit it. xD hahah lulz!
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Post subject: Re: $6,800 speaker cables really? Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:00 pm |
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I thought this was a repost, then I realized otl = reddit on dial up
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