Curtis got slapped by a white teacher!

dom · **Posted:** Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:33 am

I thought this was a joke and I couldn't be bothered to read it.

Read it, it's worth it.

http://www.curtisgotslappedbyawhiteteacher.com/

Doron · **Posted:** Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:41 am

didn't get further than page 2.

Damn that's an annoying way of writing. Did she even put the copyright sign behind her son't name?

dom · **Posted:** Sun Dec 12, 2010 3:54 am

Doron wrote:

didn't get further than page 2.

Damn that's an annoying way of writing. Did she even put the copyright sign behind her son't name?

You should have gotten to her demands... she asks stuff like annual trips to disney land, money for "personal appearance", her gas bill paid by the state, a meeting with the president, etc.

McLovin1t · **Joined:** Apr 2008 **Posts:** 1825 **Location:**

Heosphoros · **Joined:** Apr 2009 **Posts:** 682 **Location:**

lol at her demands.

cpinney · **Posted:** Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:38 am

skimmed through it, funny yet annoying.

/Pi · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 4592 **Location:**

I love how she attaches a photo of her son on each page.

Gaigemasta · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 4474 **Location:**

my question is....did it work :shock:

Hostage · **Posted:** Sun Dec 12, 2010 11:34 am

Quote:

Curtis Bowen©(fu.cking lul she copyrighted her own sons name)has a million dollar face, and I've always told him so. Curtis Bowen© is my sovereign property and belongs to me, according to God's Law, the Common Law. He is not a franchise entity of the government, Curtis Bowen© demonstarated for me how Ms. curry slapped him nad it appears, by his demonstrations, she slapped 1/4 of his face.

Ms. Curry, a representative of your governmental and educational system, sanctioned by the department of Education, slapped my son, my sovereign property given to me be God. Enclosed, please find a bill for $250,00.00 for damaging my sovereign property. This presentment is payable to me within 10 business days. This bill is non negotiable. Kindly remit payment in the form of 10(ten) US postal money order in denomination of $250,00.00 each, OR silver coinage.

I need money orders or silver because I'm not sure if your system's checks would be "good." You allowed a "bad" teacher to be part of your system. You might given me a "bad" check.

This is as far as I could muster the energy to read through this dribble but I Farking laughed non stop. Best part being that as she was writing this out you know the thoughts "Oh man I'm brilliant, this is genius, look at me go!" were racing through her head. To a certain extent I would even agree. xD

...on another note it's incidents like these that spark the thought in the back of my mind--if I had to pick the most "racist"(better put "race insensitive") race, in general, out of all of us it would have to be black people. The common pattern I've noticed all my life is that the majority finds it so difficult to even see a foot past their own race and how self loathing they are. <insert " but my best friend is black! I didn't mean it like that" here>..but I do dearly love the black friends I have both online and off as they reassure me that's not entirely true...*looks longingly at Xem*

Anyway, good luck to you Mrs. Bowen. Should you receive those letters of apologies I will personally send you custom fitted frames to commemorate our victory over the white devil!

.curve · **Posted:** Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:51 pm

Gaigemasta wrote:

my question is....did it work :shock:

If that poorly written, uneducated piece of shit worked for her, I'm moving to Canada because that would be the biggest load of bullshit ever.

Her demands, lawl. LAWL.

All I can say. 40 pages seems like a lot, but most of it is bullshit demands that take up a page for like...3 demands.

I loled the most at the "don't try no mind control or subliminal messaging or sending the FBI or killing people to cover it up" stuff.

BloodyBlade · **Posted:** Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:20 pm

tl;dr

inky · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4025 **Location:**

Not really sure if she's actually serious.. Copyrighting their own names? lol. I'm hoping not. If she is, then this is really degrading.

It's odd how black people are usually the most racist (or at least outspoken about it) people around -- some of them actually believe they get a free pass to be ignorant because their ancestors were enslaved. (In that case, I guess I should start blaming Spanish people for my fuck ups since they oppressed my old country for 300 years). I'm not saying all black people are like that since I have friends who are not. But in general, I keep seeing black people on the subways/buses throwing out racist remarks and acting stupid but never really experienced that from another ethnicity.

Spoiler!

I wonder what kind of pathological shit her mother fed her during her childhood to turn into a contagiously ignorant schizophrenic.

deathtoall · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 619 **Location:**

Wow, this woman is out of her mind. Thinking back All my friends and i have been beat at school once or twice..lmfao. Im just at a loss for words.

[Orphen] · **Posted:** Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:59 pm

I am not fit to walk this planet with "decent" human beings.
This shit was hilarious. Seriously?

Curtis Got Slapped By A White Teacher! wrote:

I told my son he was well within his right NOT to accept her apology because she is an adult in a trusted position, and should know better than to slap children.

Reason why the kids of today are so farked; they are completely above the law and no adult figure has any authority to punish; however minimal or extreme the punishment may be.

Curtis Got Slapped By A White Teacher! wrote:

I asked that she not walk to me like I am a stupid black woman. I told her I was not stupid black mother, and demanded that she not speak to me like I was one. I told her to address me in a more professional tone, and with more respect.

Curtis Got Slapped By A White Teacher! wrote:

Dr. Covington, from this point on, I will talk frankly to you and the rest of the audience of State officials, system representativs and others I've CC'd this document to. I cannot guarantee that the language will be consistently professional but, given the circumstances of this outrageous incident, I believe, as a black mother, I've earned the right to say whatever the hell I want to say, it whatever way I choose to say it.

So does this bitch wanna be treated equally, or does she want to be treated "as a black mother" only when it is convenient to her?

[Orphen] · **Posted:** Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:55 am

dom, is this shit legit?

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