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Skyve · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7328 **Location:** Canada

Pokemanz wrote:

Go ahead pick whatever one you want. I'll give my grandson the better one no matter what.

SO FREAKING TRUE.

Da_Realest · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 2435 **Location:**

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Vaya · **Joined:** May 2009 **Posts:** 1848 **Location:**

Warning: really big one, and it's life-hacks.

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Some Pokemon

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Miguez · **Joined:** Nov 2008 **Posts:** 5003 **Location:**

Those lifehacks are actually pretty damn legit.

William-CL · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 7363 **Location:** N/A

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Key-J · **Posted:** Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:23 pm

I win the internet with:

Extremely NSFW

William-CL · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 7363 **Location:** N/A

^ Lmfao

Buddhist · **Posted:** Wed Jun 29, 2011 12:09 pm

I'll just leave them here.

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Skyve · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 7328 **Location:** Canada

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Miguez · **Joined:** Nov 2008 **Posts:** 5003 **Location:**

That's interesting

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vietxboy911 · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 3236 **Location:**

Mail one is clever.. lol

XMoshe · **Posted:** Fri Jul 08, 2011 3:46 pm

vietxboy911 wrote:

Mail one is clever.. lol

They will still deliver the letter here but with a 'bill'. So the receiver has to pay the price of the stamp and usually some administration fee lol.

WakingLife · **Posted:** Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:59 pm

Pilsner wrote:

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... I was waiting for about 5 minutes. I never reply to any threads. Good game sir.

vietxboy911 · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 3236 **Location:**

XMoshe wrote:

vietxboy911 wrote:

Mail one is clever.. lol

They will still deliver the letter here but with a 'bill'. So the receiver has to pay the price of the stamp and usually some administration fee lol.

since when did that happen.. lol

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vietxboy911 · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 3236 **Location:**

I'll just leave this here

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Macsnow · **Joined:** Feb 2008 **Posts:** 1243 **Location:** Chair.

Pilsner wrote:

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lol... refreshed 3 times. FFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! :soosad:

Vaya · **Joined:** May 2009 **Posts:** 1848 **Location:**

Quote:

During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed...

... "Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Ralph. "How about a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, "Okay. Go ahead."
Ralph says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "No way! It's a bet."

Ralph removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops.

Ralph says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The auditor can tell Ralph isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Ralph removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Ralph's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Ralph asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this guy can manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Ralph stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, and urinates all over the desk.
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win.

But Ralph's attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

"Are you okay?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Ralph told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."

Mirosuke · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:50 am

DumboDii wrote:

LOL, what's wrong with HyunA?

Doron · **Posted:** Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:31 am

Mirosuke wrote:

DumboDii wrote:

LOL, what's wrong with HyunA?

TBH I love the song.

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