AN iSRO HOLIDAY STORY (FOR THE BOTS!)

inky · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4025 **Location:**

It's almost the holidays and some young kids in this forum are hoping to get in one of Santa's three lists. I'm dead sure I'm on the COAL list...AGAIN! :banghead:

Anyway, looks like Santa's 3rd list, the iSRO Ban List went missing and is nowhere to be found. Santa became very depressed because he just lost his best gift for all the legit players of iSRO. Hopefully the Mighty GMs of iSRO would create a ban list for Christmas (or Hannukah and Kwanzaa) so that Santa may finally stop substituting his milk and cookies with beer and walnuts.

As if this horrible incident wasn't enough, the Grinch has found a new way to get back at Santa by sitting infront of his computer every day of the year, living-off bags of Doritos and sacks of M&M's. The Grinch has created an army of bot programs which are designed to prevent dying by quick log-outs whenever they feel like the next shot is about to kill them. They are also immune to the power of The Protector.

Unless the GMs begin to gear up and start roaming around the to-be-completed world of iSRO, these foul mindless bot creatures shall inherit the gold, the SoS, and the experience under the command of the Big Fat Grinch.

THE END~

-inkblood

Dark · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 90 **Location:**

Any way to select all of them?

TOloseGT · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 7129 **Location:**

u'r cool, make more bot topics please.

Lemon · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 1011

your poll doesn't make any fu.cking sense

IguanaRampage · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 2483 **Location:** Changing

Lemon wrote:

your poll doesn't make any fu.cking sense

+1
And yeah, we definitely need more threads complaining about bots :roll:

inky · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4025 **Location:**

As much as I appreciate your intelligent criticisms, this is more of a satirical shot on the not-so-legal actions of our fellow "gamers" rather than a pathetic attempt to shout-out pointless rants about something people already know. And of course it's the Holiday Season once again, so what other best way there is to make the story but to blend-in some Holiday characters.

If the story was too graphic for your sensitive little brains, I apologize. If you want, I'll make a CareBear version for you two when I have the time. Well, have a nice "life."

Myangyang · **Posted:** Wed Dec 13, 2006 12:26 pm

Well.... I don't really want any of those options. :twisted:

I want JM to, instead of banning bots, turn them red. Perma Red.

JM could do this to "suspected" botters for a week or so. And to repeat offenders forever. No matter what, even if they create a new character. Where is the sport in banning. :twisted:

TOloseGT · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 7129 **Location:**

inky wrote:

As much as I appreciate your intelligent criticisms, this is more of a satirical shot on the not-so-legal actions of our fellow "gamers" rather than a pathetic attempt to shout-out pointless rants about something people already know. And of course it's the Holiday Season once again, so what other best way there is to make the story but to blend-in some Holiday characters.

If the story was too graphic for your sensitive little brains, I apologize. If you want, I'll make a CareBear version for you two when I have the time. Well, have a nice "life."

as much as i appreciate ur failure to make this shit funny, stfu.

Project-Dragon · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 328 **Location:** Germany

inky wrote:

Hopefully the Mighty GMs of iSRO would create a ban list for Christmas (or Hannukah and Kwanzaa)

Hello this is Silkroad Online.
The Release of the Christmas Bot-Ban-List has delayed to December 2007.
We apologize for this.

inky · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4025 **Location:**

TOloseGT wrote:

inky wrote:

As much as I appreciate your intelligent criticisms, this is more of a satirical shot on the not-so-legal actions of our fellow "gamers" rather than a pathetic attempt to shout-out pointless rants about something people already know. And of course it's the Holiday Season once again, so what other best way there is to make the story but to blend-in some Holiday characters.

If the story was too graphic for your sensitive little brains, I apologize. If you want, I'll make a CareBear version for you two when I have the time. Well, have a nice "life."

as much as i appreciate ur failure to make this shit funny, stfu.

Hey, try to light down on the nasty comments. If you can't say anything with a good point, then don't. And because your brain lacks the essential skills needed to socialize like a normal human being, I won't take anything you say seriously.

It fascinates me to think that people like you, who has nothing smart or good to say, only get the confidence to flame or curse out people (or just be a complete uneducated asshead) when you're behind a computer screen.

inky · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4025 **Location:**

Myangyang wrote:

Well.... I don't really want any of those options. :twisted:

I want JM to, instead of banning bots, turn them red. Perma Red.

JM could do this to "suspected" botters for a week or so. And to repeat offenders forever. No matter what, even if they create a new character. Where is the sport in banning. :twisted:

lol. A permanent murderer status for those guys..ermm...things sounds good.

TOloseGT · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 7129 **Location:**

i'm amazed that u have to double post, couldn't see the edit button?

rofl, oh, ok. gimme teamspeak or vent channel, lemme join and we'll talk this over like civilized beings...noob

ShizKnight · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 3104 **Location:** _______

I'm going to go on a journey to destroy the original bot program, which will result in the destruction of all bot sellers and their clients everywhere! However, it can only be destroyed in the dreaded basement of Bill Gates, as only the lava it was forged from can destroy it.

First, I'll need a ring of invisibility. I'll also need a troupe. I need midgets, dwarves, crazy ass wizards, and uber swordsmen. PM if you are interested.

Sin · **Joined:** Jul 2006 **Posts:** 1113 **Location:** ---

ShizKnight wrote:

I'm going to go on a journey to destroy the original bot program, which will result in the destruction of all bot sellers and their clients everywhere! However, it can only be destroyed in the dreaded basement of Bill Gates, as only the lava it was forged from can destroy it.

First, I'll need a ring of invisibility. I'll also need a troupe. I need midgets, dwarves, crazy ass wizards, and uber swordsmen. PM if you are interested.

Made me lol twice now today.

Kitty · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1818 **Location:** MA/PA

edited

Hiredsin · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 354 **Location:**

Cute story. But um...usually the GM's are just sitting around. But sure.

As One Botter Goes down. Maybe 2 to 3 more Rise up....its a drag really.

khang · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 926 **Location:**

INKY FOR SOS

FTW

iCannot · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 332 **Location:**

I vote for Grinch. No doubt he's behind bot development

inky · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4025 **Location:**

ShizKnight wrote:

I'm going to go on a journey to destroy the original bot program, which will result in the destruction of all bot sellers and their clients everywhere! However, it can only be destroyed in the dreaded basement of Bill Gates, as only the lava it was forged from can destroy it.

First, I'll need a ring of invisibility. I'll also need a troupe. I need midgets, dwarves, crazy ass wizards, and uber swordsmen. PM if you are interested.

I think you also need pots...just in case, you know.

ShizKnight · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 3104 **Location:** _______

inky wrote:

ShizKnight wrote:

I'm going to go on a journey to destroy the original bot program, which will result in the destruction of all bot sellers and their clients everywhere! However, it can only be destroyed in the dreaded basement of Bill Gates, as only the lava it was forged from can destroy it.

First, I'll need a ring of invisibility. I'll also need a troupe. I need midgets, dwarves, crazy ass wizards, and uber swordsmen. PM if you are interested.

I think you also need pots...just in case, you know.

Don't worry, I got it covered.

Kitty · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 1818 **Location:** MA/PA

ShizKnight wrote:

inky wrote:

ShizKnight wrote:

I'm going to go on a journey to destroy the original bot program, which will result in the destruction of all bot sellers and their clients everywhere! However, it can only be destroyed in the dreaded basement of Bill Gates, as only the lava it was forged from can destroy it.

First, I'll need a ring of invisibility. I'll also need a troupe. I need midgets, dwarves, crazy ass wizards, and uber swordsmen. PM if you are interested.

I think you also need pots...just in case, you know.

Don't worry, I got it covered.

I've got you covered on one All Seeing Eye. Contact lens not included.

Saberdude · **Posted:** Fri Dec 15, 2006 2:26 am

Lemon wrote:

]Your] poll doesn't make any fu.cking sense....

Are you jelous?

Mr_Pubes · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 124 **Location:** Lurking

TOloseGT wrote:

i'm amazed that u have to double post, couldn't see the edit button?

rofl, oh, ok. gimme teamspeak or vent channel, lemme join and we'll talk this over like civilized beings...noob

How can you be a civilized human being when you call someone a noob??? Why do you even use the word noob??? Have you played so many video games that it has brainwashed you into using these kinds of terms to try and offend somone??? What a moron...

Madduck · **Joined:** Feb 2006 **Posts:** 196 **Location:**

OMG... gret to see a creative individual post turned into a flame war by small minded twelve year olds...

People this is a place of expression. The original post has made a genuine attempt at light humour and you people without any forethought or imagination call him a noob... sheesh grow up !

Inky +1 to you man for the attempt...

HEY AGG · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 125 **Location:**

Lol after seing the attempt of making fun, and the responses recieved i can deduce this (hopefully i'm wrong)

-Videogaming induces violence
-Many of the guys who responded here have a weapon at their homes
-Some people naturally need to flame as to feel happy/confident themselves
-Some people here are just blonde Nerds with glasses and cannot live without using a computer each hour at least once (yea, i'm stereotyping)

Nasty? maybe.... u can try a "man, i have nothing against u, but this is cra.ppy" instead of "F**k u mother****** i hate this and u n**b son of a b**** deserve to die, p**k"

Lol i feel beter now

inky · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4025 **Location:**

Since some people can't help but hate, I have decided to make a different iSRO version of every widely-known holiday..well, maybe not all of them. I might try posting some in the artist section once I get my scanner up and running.

Btw, thanks for the support, guys. As for the haters; well, it all depends on someone's point-of-view.

inky · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4025 **Location:**

Hello_Kitty wrote:

ShizKnight wrote:

inky wrote:

ShizKnight wrote:

I'm going to go on a journey to destroy the original bot program, which will result in the destruction of all bot sellers and their clients everywhere! However, it can only be destroyed in the dreaded basement of Bill Gates, as only the lava it was forged from can destroy it.

First, I'll need a ring of invisibility. I'll also need a troupe. I need midgets, dwarves, crazy ass wizards, and uber swordsmen. PM if you are interested.

I think you also need pots...just in case, you know.

Don't worry, I got it covered.

I've got you covered on one All Seeing Eye. Contact lens not included.

I sure hope you're wearing oven mitts! :shock:

Jabo · **Posted:** Fri Dec 15, 2006 10:31 pm

make an anti bot sistem... or just kill all of them and get them angry :twisted:

PsYch008 · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 4451 **Location:** reno

iCannot wrote:

I vote for Grinch. No doubt he's behind bot development

yea, he got my vote too, the ..... doesnt like christmas, there is no telling what he is capable of! :oops:

Skitsefrenik · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 1692 **Location:** Maryland

These polls would work alot better if the choices were more serious.

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