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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 1:36 am 
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LOL @ fail 1 year... gd and I thought I was addicted.

Anyhow, you are addicted to sro when... you do your gf and you hear the lvl up sound after you climax lol! :D

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When you go on a killing spree and complain about lack of equipment drops.

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...when you're driving down the road and see a red bush. your mind then thinks this bush is a bunwang... true story. I felt like I was on crack after seeing that.

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SRO doesn't deserve my addiction. It isn't that great and it doesn't get me high.


you wish you got high at some point in ur life, why would someone even post something like this.... :?


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well....when your nightmare is when a mangyang kills you and you drop a SoSUN...

man you would hate that
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You play too much silkroad WHEN:
1. You want to buy a high BR shield after hearing North Korea has developed nukes.
2. Before you go into a bar fight, you ask if you can put on your cape first.
3. When you leave you house, you check your pocket for potions.
4. When you bleed, you wonder if you set the Auto-Pot correctly.
5. You compare things that you found on the floor with the ones your wearing.
6. People have to log into SRO to talk to you.
7. You bought a whole bunch of garments just in case of a nuclear war breaks out.
8. When you see someone acting strange/weird, you wonder if he/she is botting.
9. When you pass an accident victim on the floor, you wonder if you resurrect him.
10. You look for a portal when you want to go to another city.
11. When you meet someone new, you ask what level they are instead of age.
12. You throw away your gold ring because it is only a gold ring.
13. You ask your boss for the next quest.
14. When you trade, you wonder if you are being scammed.
15. You refer muderers as PKers.
16. When somebody takes credit for something you did, you refer him/her as a KSer.
17. You go by your SRO character name.
18. When you get sick, you wonder where you can get an Universal Pill.
19. You refer your doctor as Yangyun.
20. When you see millionaires, you wonder if they dupped their money somehow.
21. You wonder if you have a pet to collect things for you.
22. You wonder why ain't track-and-field runners using the Wind Walk Series.
23. You're on SRO more than you sleep.
24. When people say the word "tank" you see a person using a blade and a shield.
25. You are bored of SRO.
26. Levitation doesn't seem that impressive now.
27. You wonder why thieves now don't have to wear a black suit to steal.
28. You whisper to get somebody's attention.
29. You wonder people workout instead of add STR to their gears.
30. You wonder how those African tribes can equip a spear AND shield at the same time.
31. You level of English decreased since you started SRO.
32. You gets paranoid when the ATM asks you for your password.
33. When you wake up in the morning and the 1st thing you see is a bright flash of light, then every item in your room is grey and starts to gain color little by little
34. When you got disconnected, say: Dammn i just got RV'ed.
35. You figure people working out are farming up their characters
36. You mistakenly call ur girlfriend so-ok instead of her real name
37. When youre at school, you try writing something on a peice of paper in yellow and throw it up, assuming everyone in school can see it
38. When you hear fraud, u think of ccfers
39. You try to make fireballs out of WD40 and a lighter, when people ask what ur doing u respond "nuking u noob"
40. You wear garmets thinking ull run faster
41. You tried to train ur bunny or a stray squirrl to pick up change
42. When police is asking for your ic, you are trying to find 3 metal sticks with small flags on it.
43. Telling your father to put a white flag (or 2 red ones) on his back when he is going onto a business trip.
44. Asking your father what star is he doing when he is going onto a business trip.
45. Asking doctor to cast harmony therapy series after treatment.
46. Getting very excited when you see the word unique.
47. When looking at the night sky, you hope a star will come down and start to circle around your cloth.
48. When someone write his name in red pen, you will start punching him.
49. when you saw an armor in museum, you will thought that the last user is a pure int.
50. while waiting at a bus stop and it rains, you wait 10 minutes untill the rain is over.
51. when your friend tells a joke. you said "lol"
52. when you ate pizzas, it reminds you on GM giving notice
53. you will refer your association in school as guild. and call your mates guild mambers.
54. when you saw forbidden city in your history book, oh look, "its jangan"
55. When you go on a trip to the real silkroad, you ask where are all the monsters.
56. You cut up a old pair of pants. When someone asks what youre doing u say "Im breaking them down for elements"
57. You actually traveled on the real silkroad
58. On your job application u put that you were a lvl 3 trader
59. You killed a camel or horse in the hopes it would drop loot
60. You watch a history channel special and wonder why no one has a +3 sword or sos
61. When you trip or get knocked on the floor you instictivly yell out RESSSSSSSSS PLZ
62. When you bought a dog in real life it died because you didn't know where to find HGP pots
63. You go around killing weasels in your neighborhood thinking ull get to lvl 5
64. you are determined that everyone taller then you is a champion or giant.
65. you refer to lower classmen as noobs, and assignments as quests.
66. you get mad when you wake up thinking you were just disconnected.
67. any pause at anytime is considered lag.
68. When u go on a boat ride, it takes much much longer than u expect
69. In Chemistry class, u ask ur teacher how tablets get turned into stones
70. You started a protest to turn glavie into a real word
71. You think the people at the gym in a sweat shirt and Gym pants are lvl 1 noobs
72. When u buy somethign at a store, u ask them to put up a stall first before you buy
73. You think of swap meets as stalling afk noobs that take up ur server space
74. When you hit someone and they are bigger than you, you freak out and look for the zerk button.
75. U got expelled from school, and say "I just got banned".
76. U walk in a grocery store, and yell out "WTB this and that, pm me".
77. When you hear of a muderer killing 16 or more people, you wonder how he got past the pk limit
78. When you hear hunting, you think of killing thiefs and protecting a transport
79. When someone asks if u want to go hunting, you ask who will bring the hunter flags and what star the trade is.
80. You accidently gave urself second degree burns on ur hand trying to make a fire imbue
81. Whenever a fight breaks out at ur school, u tell them to put on capes and take it out of the safe zone
82. You have a parinoia of thiefs jumping out of no where
83. You use ventrillo or teamspeak more than ur cell or home phone (im guilty of that one)
84. When people ask u for ur phone number u give ur ventrillo or teamspeak server info
85. You wonder how the male kids at school can wear female pants


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85. You wonder how the male kids at school can wear female pants


Emo's :cry:

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LOL! XD


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when your chillin at school bored and all you can think about it SRO :roll:


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#6 - LOL
#13 - ROFL!!
#38 - heh, that abbreviation should be coined...
#70 - Glavie is not a real word? :shock:
#83, 84 - LOL, good ones, sad but true.

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....when blackfox makes sense lol sorry black fox :P

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...you dream you find a sos lvl 52 spear and get a DC...(it happened to me)

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You know you're addicted to SRO when you have detailed dreams about real life situations that have SRO elements in it.

One time I had a dream that I was back in high school. I was walking to class trying to make my way through other kids that were hanging out in the hall. I looked behind me and saw a fire ox and a trader coming towards me. I got scared and RAN because I didn't want the NPC thieves to kill me. lol

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ur addicted to SRO if you say : '' I'm addicted to SRO '' :!:

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You know you're addicted to SRO when you dream of an elite flying mangyang coming to attack you with a nuke...and a weasel.


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RVman wrote:
You play too much silkroad WHEN:
1. You want to buy a high BR shield after hearing North Korea has developed nukes.
2. Before you go into a bar fight, you ask if you can put on your cape first.
3. When you leave you house, you check your pocket for potions.
4. When you bleed, you wonder if you set the Auto-Pot correctly.
5. You compare things that you found on the floor with the ones your wearing.
6. People have to log into SRO to talk to you.
7. You bought a whole bunch of garments just in case of a nuclear war breaks out.
8. When you see someone acting strange/weird, you wonder if he/she is botting.
9. When you pass an accident victim on the floor, you wonder if you resurrect him.
10. You look for a portal when you want to go to another city.
11. When you meet someone new, you ask what level they are instead of age.
12. You throw away your gold ring because it is only a gold ring.
13. You ask your boss for the next quest.
14. When you trade, you wonder if you are being scammed.
15. You refer muderers as PKers.
16. When somebody takes credit for something you did, you refer him/her as a KSer.
17. You go by your SRO character name.
18. When you get sick, you wonder where you can get an Universal Pill.
19. You refer your doctor as Yangyun.
20. When you see millionaires, you wonder if they dupped their money somehow.
21. You wonder if you have a pet to collect things for you.
22. You wonder why ain't track-and-field runners using the Wind Walk Series.
23. You're on SRO more than you sleep.
24. When people say the word "tank" you see a person using a blade and a shield.
25. You are bored of SRO.
26. Levitation doesn't seem that impressive now.
27. You wonder why thieves now don't have to wear a black suit to steal.
28. You whisper to get somebody's attention.
29. You wonder people workout instead of add STR to their gears.
30. You wonder how those African tribes can equip a spear AND shield at the same time.
31. You level of English decreased since you started SRO.
32. You gets paranoid when the ATM asks you for your password.
33. When you wake up in the morning and the 1st thing you see is a bright flash of light, then every item in your room is grey and starts to gain color little by little
34. When you got disconnected, say: Dammn i just got RV'ed.
35. You figure people working out are farming up their characters
36. You mistakenly call ur girlfriend so-ok instead of her real name
37. When youre at school, you try writing something on a peice of paper in yellow and throw it up, assuming everyone in school can see it
38. When you hear fraud, u think of ccfers
39. You try to make fireballs out of WD40 and a lighter, when people ask what ur doing u respond "nuking u noob"
40. You wear garmets thinking ull run faster
41. You tried to train ur bunny or a stray squirrl to pick up change
42. When police is asking for your ic, you are trying to find 3 metal sticks with small flags on it.
43. Telling your father to put a white flag (or 2 red ones) on his back when he is going onto a business trip.
44. Asking your father what star is he doing when he is going onto a business trip.
45. Asking doctor to cast harmony therapy series after treatment.
46. Getting very excited when you see the word unique.
47. When looking at the night sky, you hope a star will come down and start to circle around your cloth.
48. When someone write his name in red pen, you will start punching him.
49. when you saw an armor in museum, you will thought that the last user is a pure int.
50. while waiting at a bus stop and it rains, you wait 10 minutes untill the rain is over.
51. when your friend tells a joke. you said "lol"
52. when you ate pizzas, it reminds you on GM giving notice
53. you will refer your association in school as guild. and call your mates guild mambers.
54. when you saw forbidden city in your history book, oh look, "its jangan"
55. When you go on a trip to the real silkroad, you ask where are all the monsters.
56. You cut up a old pair of pants. When someone asks what youre doing u say "Im breaking them down for elements"
57. You actually traveled on the real silkroad
58. On your job application u put that you were a lvl 3 trader
59. You killed a camel or horse in the hopes it would drop loot
60. You watch a history channel special and wonder why no one has a +3 sword or sos
61. When you trip or get knocked on the floor you instictivly yell out RESSSSSSSSS PLZ
62. When you bought a dog in real life it died because you didn't know where to find HGP pots
63. You go around killing weasels in your neighborhood thinking ull get to lvl 5
64. you are determined that everyone taller then you is a champion or giant.
65. you refer to lower classmen as noobs, and assignments as quests.
66. you get mad when you wake up thinking you were just disconnected.
67. any pause at anytime is considered lag.
68. When u go on a boat ride, it takes much much longer than u expect
69. In Chemistry class, u ask ur teacher how tablets get turned into stones
70. You started a protest to turn glavie into a real word
71. You think the people at the gym in a sweat shirt and Gym pants are lvl 1 noobs
72. When u buy somethign at a store, u ask them to put up a stall first before you buy
73. You think of swap meets as stalling afk noobs that take up ur server space
74. When you hit someone and they are bigger than you, you freak out and look for the zerk button.
75. U got expelled from school, and say "I just got banned".
76. U walk in a grocery store, and yell out "WTB this and that, pm me".
77. When you hear of a muderer killing 16 or more people, you wonder how he got past the pk limit
78. When you hear hunting, you think of killing thiefs and protecting a transport
79. When someone asks if u want to go hunting, you ask who will bring the hunter flags and what star the trade is.
80. You accidently gave urself second degree burns on ur hand trying to make a fire imbue
81. Whenever a fight breaks out at ur school, u tell them to put on capes and take it out of the safe zone
82. You have a parinoia of thiefs jumping out of no where
83. You use ventrillo or teamspeak more than ur cell or home phone (im guilty of that one)
84. When people ask u for ur phone number u give ur ventrillo or teamspeak server info
85. You wonder how the male kids at school can wear female pants


EHEHEH GREAT JOB :D, some are real funny :D

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EHEHEH GREAT JOB :D, some are real funny :D


Those were taken from the old thread. I remember because some of my jokes are there.

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#70 - Glavie is not a real word? :shock:


the actual word is spelled as "Glaive"

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when u try to enter your house turn the key then hit your head on the door and fall on your ass. then you say ''FFS stupid joymax''


when u go to the candyman and ask for lucky powder

when you let your hair grow so you can be in perma zerk

when you carry advil to when you go make snowman outside

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You blame SRF for making you come back to SRO after a leave of absence.


my reason lol

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EHEHEH GREAT JOB :D, some are real funny :D


Those were taken from the old thread. I remember because some of my jokes are there.


yeah i WANTED to add credit but i found it on another forum and the posted didn't post any credit so i didn't know what to do so i just posted it as it is :<
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23. You're on SRO more than you sleep.


I'm guilty of that except for the weekends lol.

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u now ur addicted when; when asked wat u want for ur birthday u say "SOSun...."

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RVman wrote:
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EHEHEH GREAT JOB :D, some are real funny :D


Those were taken from the old thread. I remember because some of my jokes are there.


yeah i WANTED to add credit but i found it on another forum and the posted didn't post any credit so i didn't know what to do so i just posted it as it is :<
NONE OF THESE JOKES ARE MINE. lol.


Oh well heres the link to the origional thread. http://www.silkroadforums.com/viewtopic ... t=sro+list

You know you are addicted to sro when...
-You have forgotten that sos also means save our skins
-On a cold day, you punch people wearing a scarf.
-You spray painted yourself red in hopes of doing twice as much damage.
-You have suffered a couple of injuries trying to do the heaven chain in real life

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