Post made without actually scanning the file. However, one post? My hacker sense is tingling.
For those interested in the "nude" patch, 
here is the link I posted to the corresponding BSR and BMS files a while back.
To use them, open up Data.pk2 in your hex editor and do an ANSI search for the following lines (case sensitive and don't search for the comments 

):
Code:
clothes_00_ba     //male garment chest
clothes_00_la     //male garment legs
light_00_ba     //male protector chest
light_00_la     //male protector legs
clothes_00_ba     //female garment chest
clothes_00_ba_2s     //female garment chest tail
clothes_00_la     //female garment legs
Light_00_ba     //female protector chest
Light_00_la     //female protector legs
For each of those put your cursor in front of the JMXVBMS so that it looks like:
Code:
...|JMXVBMS
And do a Paste From the corresponding file. I've organized them in the PK2 file's native directory structure, so BMS files should be under prim\mesh\item\china\(wo)man_item.
Note that you can skip some if you are "insecure" about the (fe)male form or even just do the male chest if you just want the Rambo look.Next do a search for these in order (ignore the comments still):
Code:
clothes_00_ba.bms     //male garment chest
clothes_00_la.bms     //male garment legs
light_00_ba.bms     //male protector chest
light_00_la.bms     //male protector legs
clothes_00_ba.bms     //female garment chest
clothes_00_la.bms     //female garment legs
light_00_ba.bms     //female protector chest
light_00_la.bms     //female protector legs
Same deal as last time, put your cursor in front of the JMXVRES so it looks like:
Code:
...|JMXVRES
And do a Paste From the corresponding file. The files for these are under res\item\china\(wo)man_item.
Note that you only want to replace the BSR files corresponding to the BMS files you replaced before. For example, for the Rambo look you would only replace man_item\clothes_00_ba.bsr since you only replaced man_item\clothes_00_ba.bms above.
With all that done, you can go ahead and save your file and test. Unless Joymax updated their BMS/BSR files, mine should still work.
I never made Euro or Islam replacement files so unless I miraculously come back to this game, you guys are on your own for those. I've got a feeling people around here can handle it though.