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Ok so heres the story. I was on my way home from a friends house and decide im hungry but im also broke. So i decide to stop at the bank to take out some money and go shopping. The bank is conveniently in the same plaza as the ACME and right across from a Dunkin Donuts.

So as im walking into the plaza i see cop cars speeding into the plaza and circling the place acting like nuts. I figured this was normal night time behavior for them because the worst criminal activity in my area was when someone stole a jar of coins for charity from the 7-11 and then guilt ridden returned them. I get to the ATM and as im waiting for the machine to process what i did i look across the street and see a cop in the Dunkin Donuts, also normal police behavior for my area.

I think nothing of it and head to the ACME and pick up a delightful Key Lime pie and some Kool-Aid packets. As im about to enter the checkout line a cop walks in looks at me and tells me to stop. Now im not that built but this cop looked like he came up to my chin and im only 6'2 give or take an inch. So i puff myself up a bit flared my nostrils and tried to look as annoyed as possible, this had no effect he barely noticed i felt quite small afterwards. Anyway he stops me and ask me my age which i had suddenly forgotten and simultaneously deflated pathetically as i stammered out random numbers between 16-19. After settling on 18 (i think thats right) he starts busily talking on his walkie talkie asking for a description of the guy. After looking me up and down and eye raping me in everyway possible he asks the walkie talkie what the suspects hair looked like. Of course since im assuming the suspect was black at this point (he better be for all this trouble) he probably had extremely short well kept hair most likely with waves or something (and ppl call me gay) I however have amazing dreadlocks and after staring at them for half a minute the cop said "no you can't be the guy they couldn't have missed your hair" I took it as a compliment and was tempted to wink but i thought now was not the time.

As i get into the checkout line i get the full story. Some dumb guy decided it would be a smart idea to rob the Dunkin Donuts and to precede away on foot. Of course his description was black male blah blah blah so naturally i was a suspect. sometime we do it to ourselves morons like that make us all look bad. by "us" and "we" i mean black ppl. I don't even understand how he robbed the place because the Indians who own it speak the worst english ever. I digress im going off on a tangent about my inability to understand accents so i'll close with this. My Key Lime pie is thawing in the fridge and i'll enjoy it later while watching a movie and pondering how much money he got away with.

Damn those racist cops.

OMG liek i kno right!!!111oneone!11

Deng....I wanted some fighting or guns in that story....Next time you tell it...Spice it up

I thought this story would be exciting.

I said cops stopped me not cops shot me -_-

So? I said "Spice it up"...I would of rather herd gun fight, or robbery next door, and the robber shot a cashier ect. SPICEEEEE ITTT UPPP

whu ur avatar rapes this poor man ?

anyways

I donno, seems pretty nerve wracking(or however you spell that ) to me, not everyday you almost get arrested.

For him to get arrested he would of had to commit a crime.

Not neccasarily.

If they only arrested people who commited crimes why would the court system exist?

lol

umm i kinda started to beleive the ppl

To assure only the guilty are convicted.

yeah... and i saw the whole series on that japanese anime i like it cause cause its funny

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OT: well at least your not the one who the police took...

ive almost gotten arrested, Farking close, i had to run my as off, some cops are at the mall asking some people about 3 people that where in the mall earlier, i didnt know anything about them, but @ the time i had a bag full of fireworks liek 4 zippos and 2 paintball guns wit me, he asks to see m bag, im i just ran away, he was following me untill u jumped of the escalator, that was the best feeling of my life

nice adventure, Dystopia

lolar

oh nos, a full arsenal. Considering you can buy all that stuff at the mall...

In Pennsylvania purchasing fireworks is illegal....

lol no they dont sell any of those exepts zippos and yeah i had like a bottle full of lighter fluid, we werer gonna burn some massive shit

Hahahah. This thread is truckloads of lol.

Fixed.

ahhh you've corrupted lol....ic what you've done here

I almost got arrested for shoplifting once.. they finally figured that there's no way in hell anything could fit into my pockets.

Glad you didn't get arrested though.. and ew@ racial stereotypes.

True, but tell that to the folks that have their fireworks stands set up whenever the 4th of July rolls around.

And by the highway, no less.

Here you could pick up all of that at Walmart. Maybe with the exception of a zippo lighter, but you could get a lighter and lighter fluid. Or, stop by a convenience store and buy a zippo.

lol that sucks man =/ move to sweden cops are nicer here
gotten pulled over on my moped to check i had all my papers and stuff
(which i didn't have) but still they didn't do anything lol ^^

you can get arrested just b/c THEY think youll commit one

cops have 2 give out x amount of tickets per month so certain days there demonic pigs