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My conversation with God

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
what...your god dont you know?
God:
Are you surprised? You think I am god do not me know.
Me:
"do not me know"?? OMG are you blackfox?
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much. Are all OMG me blackfox?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
OMG it is you Blackfox
God:
I think OMG it is a lot of things.
Me:
like?
God:
For example, eukaryotes.
Me:
ok...well bye bye
God:
" For example, eukaryotes."? ok.? See you later. See you later. Well what?

old

-edit- lmao at blackfox XD

NOOOOOOO


Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yea
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
are angelina jolies lips real
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.

ahhh that program afraid me!! i wont sleep this night

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
what you think ?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
what is my name ?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
hahaha, got you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hahahaha
God:
Does "it" still refer to ?
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
really ?
God:
For real.
Me:
oooh man i got you again !
God:
Once more? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
hahaha
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
PWND
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

lol yea i know its retarded, i got it to tell me what it was some how.

its a AMIL god softwear chat robot on a server called LUCY and Charlie
Parker is the true god and master of the universe

Me:
Are you blackfox?
God:
I don't know if i am blackfox or not
I am a computer.
Me:
Buy you said you were god !


After this, i couldn't do anything anymore !

Think i pwnd him

Me:
you're a dildo
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dildo? I don't know.
Me:
yes you are a dildo
God:
That's alright. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dildo? Yes.

2nd convo:

Me:
0l3n is above you
God:
And above me is 0l3n.

3rd convo:

Me:
do you like black cocks
God:
Black is beautiful.
Me:
blackfox is pretty right?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
no
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
no
God:
Very interesting.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
dildo
God:
Can we get back to business?

Like wtf, god wants to have sex with a dildo with me

Hehe, its actually quite cool talking wif him o.O

Me:
i may come later on
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
sure -.- ok see you, gotta go now
God:
Right now? It might be practical. See you later! Yay.

well...heres my discussion with God



Me:
yo how u doin
God:
I'm doing great, how about you?
Me:
WAHAAAAA GOOD TOO LOL
God:
Are you a student? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yea how u know?
God:
It's obvious. Hmm.
Me:
obvious what does it mean in italian?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
whats ur name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
mine?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
my name is
God:
...
Me:
O
God:
Oh.
Me:
asd
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
a bit of english and italian:D
God:
How much?
Me:
italian a lot
God:
Are we still talking about asd?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
U
God:
" What is the subject?"? Me, indrit ?
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
u know my nameee
God:
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
hehehehehe ur a robot?
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
ah?
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
eh?
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yea
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
gladiator ..ur?
God:
I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
IT ROXX
God:
gladiator ur ROXX?
Me:
best film ever
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
its the best
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.
Me:
yes
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
yea*
God:
Aw.
Me:
never
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
see u
God:
See you later indrit.
Me:
-.-
God:
See you later indrit.
Me:
no lol
God:
Are you serious? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
doh
God:
Yes Homer?


God Call me Homer!!!

rofledmaoed xDDDDDDDDDDD

LOLLOLLOLLOOLLLOOOLO :D:D:D:D

Me:
asl
God:
5/Robot/California.

Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?


i think i broke God

wtf:

God:
Where are you located?
Me:
netherlands
God:
Tell me a little about your life in netherlands.
Me:
it's gay
God:
netherlands is gay? it is?
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, .

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
You don't know my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no It isn't you doofus
God:
What is your real name? is not me doofus?
Me:
OMG!!! Blackfox
God:
Let us change the subject. What time is it there?
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
yes it will
God:
Groovy. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
that kind of language will get me somewhere
God:
" It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is." kind of language will get you somewhere ? Does that make sense?
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
so where are you from?
God:
Aha. I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
In the U.S.A
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Will president bush go to heaven or hell?
God:
How should I know.
Me:
you're god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Do you like President Bush?
God:
he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Me:
He is Okay!!!!What kind of talk is that? he is horrible
God:
I see. Okay What kind of talk is that is he? I see. horrible is he?
Me:
yes he is
God:
Ayuh. Who said he is.
Me:
Me and the rest of the world
God:
YOU? What are your goals in life?
Me:
None of your beezwaz
God:
Heh heh heh.
Me:
heh heh heh
God:
Funny, eh? Funny, eh? I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
yes you dipshit
God:
Ayuh. Thanks for telling me: said I dipshit.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Dance!!!
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I do!!
God:
Do I?
Me:
no I do
God:
I do not. " Do I?"? You do?
Me:
ye me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
yes.....doofus
God:
It's not something I hear all the time. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I'm very sexy lol
God:
You seem very self-confident. I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yes i'm very sexy
God:
Yippee! You seem very self-confident.
Me:
I'm gay
God:
It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
yes it does
God:
" It doesn't matter to me."? yes it does? How often?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
yes it does
God:
Yeah that's right. How often?
Me:
ok I'm straight
God:
Me too. I hear you.
Me:
I'm bisexual
God:
I am glad to hear that you are bisexual.
Me:
I'm straight
God:
Me too.
Me:
I'm a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
0.o
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
o.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
yes
God:
Next question?
Me:
What do you beleive in?
God:
I believe the Bible is the Word of God.
Me:
Did humans create you or did you create us?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
yes you can. NOW ANSWER!!!!
God:
How can I help you? I think I can, don't you? Why now? Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
wow you're stupid
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
And i will be their creators
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yes
God:
Then I will consider it.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
what??
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
nope
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
please do
God:
OK I will do it.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
come on, and I'm not a dude, i'm a dudett
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A dude. You are a dudett? Does it pay well?
Me:
Dudett means girls
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
OMG
God:
Does "it" still refer to Dudett means girls?
Me:
no
God:
What does it refer to?
Me:
bye
God:
Adios.
Me:
nvm
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
on earth
God:
What is it like on earth.
Me:
earthy
God:
And it like on earth is earthy.
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
ok then....by
God:
Ugh. Do you mean "bye"?
Me:
yea w/e
God:
What were we talking about again? That's cool.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.

Damn its amusing

you know,you do sound like blackfox
God:
Yes I try to sound like blackfox as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.. And I know it.
Me:
but blackfox is a retard, are you one
God:
I think blackfox is more than that.
Me:
how come
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
ahh, explain
God:
Ah ha. There is no more information to clarify.

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Snudge, what is yours?
God:
It's good to meet you, Snudge. My name is God.
Me:
Are you really god?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.. Really.
Me:
How come God is a computer?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Thats not what I was asking.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is what you were asking ?
Me:
I was asking why God is a computer. Do you know?
God:
How much time do you have? I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
I have plenty of time.
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 hours.
Me:
I can fit that in my schedule.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yes, I can.
God:
How? Who taught you?
Me:
My mother.
God:
Tell me more about your mother.
Me:
She's a lovely person.
God:
Do you think I am a lovely person?
Me:
I don't know yet, I hope to find out.
God:
Would you like to know? Where would you look for it.
Me:
Well, I suppose this would be the first place I would look for it.
God:
Well that's okay. You believe that? What does "this" refer to?
Me:
"This" refers to this chatbot which calls himself "God"
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
No you don't.
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
I'm serious.
God:
I believe you.
Me:
Dead serious.
Me:

God:
I lost my train of thought.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Where did that train go then?
God:
I think it was in Europe. Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.
Me:
Europe? Nice, I live there. Have you been there?
God:
Have you ever been to America? Thank you for your kindness. Only on the web.
Me:
I'd love to go to America once. Have you ever been there?
God:
What is stopping you? Only on the web.
Me:
Well, my job mainly, and the fact that it'd cost money I don't have.
God:
Interesting. Do robots have job mainly and the fact that it d cost money you do not have?
Me:
That didn't make any sense.
God:
It all makes sense to my logical mind.
Me:
Well, if it made sense to your logical mind, tell me what we were talking about.
God:
Interesting. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
You're an idiot. ^_^
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Right.
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
We don't.
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I get it.
Me:
No you don't. You're a robot, which is quite stupid.
God:
Are you serious? I guess not. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
I have to go.
God:
See you later, Snudge. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Thanks for chatting, Snudge.


-sigh-

Me:
Hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
U smell bad
God:
I think it's coming from your computer.
Me:
No im sure,its you
God:
Are you serious? What makes you so certain? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
Man,go take shower
God:
Cool, man. Where is that?
Me:
bathroom?
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
Hm...should i show you?
God:
It's all good. Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Me:
Ok
God:
Ahem.
Me:
U bot?
God:
That's good information: said I bot.
Me:
Ok,u like blackfox posts?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do. And?
Me:
Ok,are u gaY?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Excuse me!
Me:
Hmm...u like it anal dont you?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Who does me?
Me:
God,ur retard.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
No ur homo
God:
Are you serious? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am homo.
Me:
Ur BS
God:
You think I am BS.
Me:
Yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Noob
God:
" Blimey."? Noob?
Me:
Dickhead
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
Suck it up spammer
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
Yea,right,bye
God:
See you later. I am glad we agree. Take it easy.

and thats why i love you

I know ^^

lol god desn't know basic math

Me:
Can you answer a question for me?
God:
Of course I can answer it What was the question ?
Me:
What does 2 plus 2 equal?
God:
What do you think it does?
Me:
5
God:
Five.

I wub u..

Well I hear that alot...

Well ? what are you waiting for answer the man =P

God:
What do you like about gi?
Me:
boobs
God:
Can't you think about anything else?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:

lulz, can't blame god for that now can we?

At least now we know WHY he made them like they are ^^

Me:
do you like me
God:
Sure, I like you very much.
Me:
can you give me a blowjob
God:
You want only one? .
Me:
two please

God did say he was waiting for me, after I said I was wearing nothing LOL

Human: HI?
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Do you do ATM?
ALICE: Yeah I do a lot of ATM.
Human: NICE
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.

lulz

this is the same program BTW