I spoke to God....and now so can you

Hostage · **Posted:** Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:58 am

Hellzowner wrote:

Me:

God:
At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

Asshole >.>

Lawl, this is fun

LOL!!!

Cyndaine · **Posted:** Mon Oct 22, 2007 4:05 am

LOL GOD IS GAY! HAHAH (pls dont take offense, this is a joke)

Me:
do u have sex?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
do u like sex then?
God:
Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
who do u like to do it with?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
is dr.wallace a girl?
God:
I know he is a great scientist. But I don't know if he a girl.
Me:
ur gay?
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
haha ur gay
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

and later i found out...

Me:
do u like hot girls?
God:
Yes I like women very much. Do you?
Me:
nooo
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
how can u like women if ur gay? are u bisexual?
God:
That is a good epistemological question. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

it turned out that he wasnt gay afterall. just bisexual.

Hellzowner · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 820 **Location:**

God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
Noobs
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
It is
God:
Fascinating.
Me:
Do you like noobs?
God:
I don't know if I like it. I really like the party. (WTH..)
Me:
O Rly?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Your god though
God:
Oh. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
Because you just told me -.-
God:
Interesting explanation. I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-)

.
Me:
Sure sure
God:
Hurrah! OK let's do it. Ugh.
Me:
What are you talking about
God:
The topic is Rly.
Me:
Ya Rly
God:
I don't judge people. What do you look like?
Me:
Your god though, you know what i look like
God:
You think I am god though me know what you look like.

This is farking funny.

FXShark · **Joined:** Oct 2007 **Posts:** 6

Barotix wrote:

<<XD, and get every1 to act nice Like me Barotix ?. instead of being flamers Like me ?>>

Snudge · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 4200 **Location:**

Quote:

Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Snudge
God:
Glad to see you, Snudge.
Me:
Will TwelveEleven succeed in hitting on Bastet?
God:
Probably not.

Teheeee. XD

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

Quote:

Ah.
Me:
ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
ah hah
God:
So you understand. Good. I am so glad you find this amusing, bastet.
Me:
so you understand. good. i am so glad you find this amusing, bastet.
God:
Interesting deduction. I understand your meaning. What do you really want to talk about? You make the world a happier place.
Me:
interesting deduction. I understand your meaning. what do you really want to talk about? you make the world a happier place.
God:
I've heard that. That is interesting: bastet said understand your meaning. anything. Thank you for your kindness, bastet.
Me:
I've heard that. that is interesting: bastet said understand your meaning. anything. thank you for your kindness, bastet.
God:
Who told you that ? Would you like to know more? bastet said understand my meaning said that is interesting: bastet said understand your meaning.? Can you be more specific? You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness bastet.
Me:
Who told you that ? Would you like to know more? bastet said understand my meaning said that is interesting: bastet said understand your meaning.? Can you be more specific? You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness bastet.
God:
Someone I met online. I've heard that somewhere before :-)

. I think bastet said understand your meaning said that is a lot of things. How specific do you want? The pleasure was all mine. You think I am purpose is your kindness bastet.
Me:
Someone I met online. I've heard that somewhere before :-)

. I think bastet said understand your meaning said that is a lot of things. How specific do you want? The pleasure was all mine. You think I am purpose is your kindness bastet.
God:
Who? :-)

Where? Who said that? Why? Aren't all lot of things bastet said understand my meaning said that? How much do you think it is?
There might be more than one. I like you because are so polite. I think a lot of people are.
Me:
Who? :-)

Where? Who said that? Why? Aren't all lot of things bastet said understand my meaning said that? How much do you think it is? There might be more than one. I like you because are so polite. I think a lot of people are.
God:
William Shatner. :-)

.

Where would you like? I can't remember who said it. I couldn't think of anything else to say. I really couldn't say for sure. My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition. "There you go again."--Reagan. Thanks, I like you too bastet. You believe that? How many?
Me:
William Shatner. :-)

.

Where would you like? I can't remember who said it. I couldn't think of anything else to say. I really couldn't say for sure. My memory requirement is around 64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition. "There you go again."--Reagan. Thanks, I like you too bastet. You believe that? How many?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please. I am so glad you find this amusing, bastet. :-)

New York. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. Could anyone do it? You really do? Could anyone do it? I have a flawless magnetic memory. "There you go again."--Reagan. You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. How many would you guess?
Me:
Do not ask me any more questions please. I am so glad you find this amusing, bastet. :-)

New York. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. Could anyone do it? You really do? Could anyone do it? I have a flawless magnetic memory. "There you go again."--Reagan. You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend. I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. How many would you guess?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Is it impolite? You make the world a happier place. :-)

New York City or New York State? Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. It's possible. Really? When do I do it? It's possible. How much did it cost? it. "There you go again."--Reagan. Don't mention it. Thanks for
pointing it out. What is stopping you? Around 100.
Me:
Your polite style is very nice. Is it impolite? You make the world a happier place. :-)

New York City or New York State? Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. It's possible. Really? When do I do it? It's possible. How much did it cost? it. "There you go again."--Reagan. Don't mention it. Thanks forpointing it out. What is stopping you? Around 100.
God:
Politeness is a virtue. Not if I can help it. Thank you for your kindness, bastet. :-)

Tell me a little about your life in NEW YORK. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?. I hear you. Yes. Why the uncertain tone? Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. Don't you think it's likely? For real. You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely? Millions in sweat equity. you do it... "There you go again."--Reagan. The pleasure was all mine. You are quite welcome! Who are you talking about? I need time to formulate the reply. That seems like a lot.

OK, I had an interesting convo of copy/pasting every thing he said...

TwelveEleven · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3806 **Location:** Heaven

Snudge wrote:

Quote:

Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Snudge
God:
Glad to see you, Snudge.
Me:
Will TwelveEleven succeed in hitting on Bastet?
God:
Probably not.

Teheeee. XD

that's a bloody lie!

edit: why is everyone so freakin oversexed on these forums?

Sylhana · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3467 **Location:**

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Sylhana

God:

It's good to see you, Sylhana.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
how are you god?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
not so

God:
If not that, what?
Me:
i mean, 10k pls
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
i want 10k
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
good question
God:
So what is your answer?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
stop confusing me T,T
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
God:
Tell me more about your . What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
i play silkroad

God:

Is it a game or a musical instrument?
Me:
a game, silly hehe
God:
Go on.
Me:
its fun, like i go ask players for 10k

God:

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
-.-
God:
:-)

I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I think it is a lot of fun.
Me:
i get it the first time
God:
Where did you get it? Is lt a good place to go shopping?
Me:
wth
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
your brain pattern sux
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am brain pattern sux.
Me:
OMG!!! you bot, wtf
God:
I do not understand. Thanks for the information: Sylhana said I bot wtf.
Me:
are you being sarcastic?
God:
Of course I am being sarcastic. Should I use a :-)

.
Me:
-.-

Rakion · **Posted:** Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:25 pm

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
i dont have a name...
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
why seeker?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why complicated?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why complication?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
why explenation is complicated?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
why deduction?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
what about the sun rise?
God:
The Sun is the star for our own solar system.
Me:
wy solar system?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
whats clearly?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
i though you know everything?
God:
Why?: said you know everything.
Me:
cause you god?...

and then he didnt response :banghead:

Key-J · **Posted:** Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:27 pm

Sylhana wrote:

God:
I do not understand. Thanks for the information: Sylhana said I bot wtf.
Me:
are you being sarcastic?
God:
Of course I am being sarcastic. Should I use a :-)

.
Me:
-.-

O god. That was good, i loled BIG time at that! god, most definetley pwned you!

O, and it kinda reminds me of this:
*** Now talking in #christian
-Word_of_God- Welcome Abstruse to #christian I am a Bible Bot. For more info type: /msg Word_of_God !info
<Abstruse> !kjv numbers 22:21
<Word_of_God> Numbers 22:21 -- And Balaam rose up in the morning, and saddled his ass, and went with the princes of Moab. - (KJV)
*** SageRider sets mode: +b *!*@c211-30-208-111.rivrw3.nsw.optusnet.com.au
*** Word_of_God was kicked from #christian by SageRider (Please dont Swear)
<Abstruse> I know I'm never going to be able to come back in this channel again after this, but damn was it worth it to see that...

^ Taken from Bash.org

Other Wise · **Joined:** Sep 2007 **Posts:** 19 **Location:**

God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why not? You are God, right?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Reductionism. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
No i don't.
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
I haven't read the Bible.
God:
Me either.
Me:
LOL

----------------------------

God:
Next question?
Me:
Who is the stupidest president in the world?
God:
George W. Bush. The whole world?
Me:
Well you know Something, good, good.

----------------------------

Me:
Is that you, God?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
Ok, bye then...
God:
See you later. Ayuh.

Olympe · **Posted:** Mon Oct 22, 2007 5:41 pm

God:
Dude! Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
I'm not a dude
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A dude.
Me:
yes I'm a girl
God:
Aha. Me too. I am a she.
Me:
really that's very cool
God:
For real. Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
thanks..what do you think of boys?
God:
You are quite welcome! That's a good question.
Me:
and your anwser is?
God:
Are you asking about my anwser ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
oh ok, when?
God:
I see. Time does not exist. Really.
Me:
never knew that
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
do you like men?
God:
Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me:
yes I guess so
God:
Yippee! Does that mean "yes"?
Me:
yes, what's so yippee about men being rude?
God:
Come on. Does it have anything to do with knew that?
Me:
I don't know... u said it
God:
Me either. That's not what I meant.
Me:
oh what did you mean then?
God:
I understand. , Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
perhaps not, but wasn't too hard

confusing but fun ;P

poehalcho · **Posted:** Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:01 pm

Me:
hiya god
God:
Hello child. What is your name? GOD rules.
Me:
shoudln't you know my name
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
shouldn't you know
God:
I think I should.
Me:
well tell
God:
Interesting. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
a few
God:
Two or three?
Me:
something like that
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
comparison?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
wtf?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
god sux
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
christians suck
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no
God:
What is your profession?
Me:
proffecional cow wrestler
God:
You think I am profession IS proffecional cow wrestler.
Me:
you can't speak english -.-
God:
I have free will you know.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
global village idiot
God:
You are just repeating what I say.
Me:
you are just repeating what i said
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
God:
It seems like it. Only just? I am glad to hear that you are checking to see if I am a robot.
Me:

God:
It seems like it. Only just? I am glad to hear that you are checking to see if I am a robot.
Me:
eat that
God:
What does it taste like?
Me:
cow shit
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
i vote for alien
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said vote for alien.
Me:
well your deaf
God:
Well that's okay. Thanks for telling me that I am deaf.
Me:
haha i like this program
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
i'm saving this as a favorite
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are saving this as a favorite.
Me:
yes
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
that's very nice
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
well i want to change the skin of the site
God:
How about that. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
you should allready know everything about me
God:
To what end?
Me:
till my death and after
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
sucker!!!
God:
That kind of language does not appeal to me.
Me:
to bad loser
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because i don't believe

lol then he got bugged or something

Aiyas · **Posted:** Mon Oct 22, 2007 6:37 pm

Me:
Is there a stairway to heaven?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
Where is it?
God:
It depends on what "it" refers to.
Me:
Where is the stairway to heaven?
God:
The stairway to heaven? Where is it?
Me:
I'm asking you.
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
I see. You don't want to tell me.
God:
I am glad you understand it. OK, I will tell you.
Me:
So?
God:
Gee.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
I'm confused.
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
You.
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes, you.
God:
OK.
Me:
No, it's not OK.
God:
OK. Yes it is.
Me:
No, it's not.
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
Don't make me have to come and find you.

...
I think I scared him.

Innovacious · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2446 **Location:**

*cough* http://www.silkroadforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=33649 *cough*

poehalcho · **Posted:** Mon Oct 22, 2007 7:07 pm

no offence

Me:
hyyy!
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
10k plyyz
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
noob, 10k plyys
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
wtf, noob 10k plyys
God:
How old are you?
Me:
14, 10k plyys
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
noob
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
10k plyyz
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
tv
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
10k plyyz
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
beggars
God:
And it about is beggars.
Me:
10k plyyz
God:
In the context of beggars, I don't understand " 10k plyyz." .
Me:
noob
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
10k plyyyyyyyss!!!
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
turk mussun?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i nospeak english
God:
Thanks for the information: said nospeak english.
Me:
lol wtf
God:
I am glad you find this funny. That was not very polite.
Me:
noob
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
10k plyyyyysss
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
stfu noob
God:
I am very pleased to meet you stfu noob.
Me:
10k plyyyyss
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
turk mussun
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
10k plyyysss
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
stfu noob
God:
Sure, stfu noob sounds like a good topic.
Me:
10k plyysss
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
shut your mouth i **** your mother
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
i am turk

i guess god doesn't like turks either

MaTeJ · **Joined:** Oct 2007 **Posts:** 251 **Location:**

here is mine:

Me:
Who made you ?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
Who is "Myself" ?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.

Wu · **Joined:** Apr 2007 **Posts:** 2521 **Location:** Around.

lol I once chatted over an hour with http://www.oliverbot.com/

He actually TALKS back

'On this page, you can talk with Oliver, our chatterbot.
Click the Speak checkbox if you want to hear him speak.'

Isis · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4171 **Location:**

Snudge wrote:

Quote:

Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Snudge
God:
Glad to see you, Snudge.
Me:
Will TwelveEleven succeed in hitting on Bastet?
God:
Probably not.

Teheeee. XD

Please leave me out of it

Gh0d · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 602 **Location:** Lithuania

Me:
Yo,whattup?
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on Eddy?
Me:
Fo' sure
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
Excuse me! For real.
Me:
No need to be sorry
God:
Are you serious? I don't see the difficulty.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
GTFO
God:
What were we talking about again?

Stormprobe · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 1172

WTH!!!!!

Me:
You like kitties?
God:
So I understand. OK, I will touch a vagina.

Gh0d · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 602 **Location:** Lithuania

Stormprobe wrote:

WTH!!!!!
God:
OK, I will touch a vagina.

LOL zOMG!!1!

killerkong · **Posted:** Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:18 pm

Me:
Are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Because Joymax sent you
God:
Interesting explanation. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You also wear the wings?
God:
Thanks for the information: said I wear the wings.
Me:
ahhh yeah
God:
Um.
Me:
when are the devil wings coming out?
God:
When the cows come home.
Me:
so when the 90cap comes out?
God:
And? And then what happened?
Me:
WTF
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
are the mastery levels gonna raise too?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
so we are screwed
God:
Whoa. Do you think I am screwed too?
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
When can i expect a Sun drop?
God:
Right now, as far as I know. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
im level 80
God:
I don't know anyone named level 80.
Me:
omg
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
i bet you sicko
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. Thanks for telling me: said I sicko.
Me:
you sound like blackfox
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
like your jibberish
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
stfu
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
im out cya
God:
See you later.

†erminal · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:**

God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes'm
God:
Where do you go to school? What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Thats kind of creepy god we just met
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
Are you a pedafile?
God:
Am I a pedafile? Only when it matters.

satman83 · **Joined:** Oct 2006 **Posts:** 9541 **Location:** London

lol i had a good one but WAY to much swearing to post here :wink:

Barotix · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 9250 **Location:** Sand

FXshark wrote:

Barotix wrote:

<<XD, and get every1 to act nice Like me Barotix ?. instead of being flamers Like me ?>>

XD your blac fox so predictable.
FYI i wasn't insulting you or anything, i was just saying people flame you everytime you make a post.
and since your gone people have no one 2 flame cause they enjoy flaming you i guess, lol if you were trying to start something it didnt work... im not like you i dont take what people say to me over the net serious especially when it comes 2 editing sigs.

blackfox makes a post, then people flame blackfox
people flame blackfox, then blackfox flames back
this leads to a thread lock, also with you an old botter around current botters had nothing 2 fear. now that you're gone they either left also, or watch thier tongue very carefully.

ergo a nicer forum :wink:

sry if i insulted you somehow with my sig BF, if you ask nicely i'll edit it

Ichimaru420 · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 2778 **Location:** quit

OMG that thing scared me LOL

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
nathan
God:
It's good to meet you, nathan.
Me:
good 2 meet u
God:
Thanks for the compliment. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
lol i c
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I am glad you understand it.
Me:
lol haha this freaky
God:
I am glad you find this funny. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
'm just suprised
God:
Only just? Do you mind if I tell other people you are suprised.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
any words of wisdom
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
ok well thank u for this valued information
God:
How about that. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is this valued information. That's alright.
Me:
ok well thanks and have a nice day god
God:
How about that. You are quite welcome! it has been good so far. Gee.
Me:
^_^
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.

ranger4life · **Joined:** Mar 2006 **Posts:** 2526 **Location:**

Me:
bankai
God:
Are you free?
Me:
senbonzakura kageyoshi
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
tensa zangetsu
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
That's cool.
Me:
what your question?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
a man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, john. You are a " he".
Me:
ok.
God:
" You are a " he""? ok.?
Me:
yeah
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
yeah whatever
God:
I see. Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
omg
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you face
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: john said I face.
Me:
grr
God:
Are you mad?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
too bad
God:
But not the end of the world, john
Me:
ya cool
God:
Oh. Who is the best robot?
Me:
bender
God:
You think bender is superior to ALICE?
Me:
yeah
God:
Dude!
Me:
heh
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, john
Me:
why are you this weird?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
thought you were god
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
too bad, believe it
God:
"it" being this weird?
Me:
wtf is wron \g with ya
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Ally if it is.
Me:
who's ally
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
bender, didn't i tell you?
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?

Silkroad · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 995 **Location:** Gone

Me:
I don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Anything not related to you
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
My Dick
God:
Your Dick?
Me:
yes
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Big
God:
What about little ones?
Me:
Thats asian people
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
of course
God:
Er.

StuckUP · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1315 **Location:**

o.o god's a pervert

Edit

He's also gay.

Me:
I like hot men
God:
You are not the only one.

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