Ever laugh in a dude's face

Stallowned · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2007 6:43 am

Couple years back me and my buddy were still in high school. Well one day we were eating lunch in an area a little bit away from the main lunch area. THe main plaza area was too loud, too many people, too crowded,etc so it was just me and him(no homo) We're just having a regular lunch minding our own shit probably chatting about how many skulls we've cracked the past week. Me and this dude go back a while and shit, so we can laugh at any situation that others wouldn't find funny.

Out of nowhere some army recruiter comes up and starts talking to me. The man knows quality when he sees it. Probably imagines me with 50 bullet wounds, leading a platoon of men screaming orders while grenades and rockets are going off all around. Imagines all the grunts looking up at their fearless leader for their morale boost as they storm the enemy's defences.

Anyway back to the story. Guy comes up to me and starts talking, let me let you know that he has a very heavy Jamaican accent. I'd go as far as saying some of his spech was difficult to understand. He starts out by telling me "Hey mon you wan join da ahmy?" Immediately upon hearing his accent, my friend turns to face the other way because he and I both know if we make eye contact it will be over. I keep my cool and chat with him a bit, don't wanna tell the guy to fly a kite, you know. All the while the only thing on my mind is this dude's accent. I'd say the guy was probably in his forties. Musta seen his share of high school punks and steadfast new recruits. But surely he was not prepared to deal with what was about to happen to him next.

I make the mistake of looking at my friend through the corner of my eye and I can see him holding his sandwich with a smirk on his face. You know, the type of smirk you have when you're wanting to laugh. He sees that I saw him and it all ends right there. Both of us are crying and pissing our pants in laughter. I'm completely oblivious to the guy standing right there. Eventually I can hear "Mon I say somethin funny" later followed by "I wanna laugh too." In an attempt to apologize, I looked him in the face and saw an expression I will remember for the rest of my life. He looked like he was on the verge of tears, as if his whole family had been executed in front of his eyes. He had had enough, he said "allright mon, bye" and you could tell from his voice he felt like complete shit. He turned around and began slowly walking away. I can only imagine he was contemplating suicide by the look on his face. Needless to say I never saw this guy around the school again.

†erminal · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:**

You asshole rofl.
I love Jamacian accents

arctic197 · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:01 am

And you just remembered it? lol

Yeah anyway, you must realize that they are fighting for your rights and w/e country you're in.

Doppleganger · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:14 am

Thats sad.

San · **Joined:** Dec 2006 **Posts:** 1562 **Location:**

huuuu
more stories of stallowned

they make my day

Oxygen · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 26 **Location:**

Thats so sad, just imagine how that guy felt

ghostkilla43 · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 1991 **Location:**

you talk to highly of yourself

poehalcho · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:02 am

aww that's pretty sad....

[SD]Kratos · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4787 **Location:**

Itonami · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3182 **Location:**

haha. amazing. :love:

[SD]Frites · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 689 **Location:**

hahaha. lol

MonstaH · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 1550 **Location:**

I like your stories, you should write columns ... good to see you again btw

.//curb · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 609 **Location:**

you're such an asshole..

And what happened to your mod thing?

Rainigul · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4490 **Location:**

I had a substitute like a month ago or something who was such a dumbshit, she was like "the names are on the right."
And I was like "what about this one"
And she was like "... They made a mistake"
And she had a pretty heavy mexican accent, and she was just acting so stupid (seriously, sooooo stupid).
I was trying SO hard not to laugh and I turned around to face my friend because I couldn't stand looking at her anymore, but then our eyes met and we both just started laughing & crying from laughter for like 10 minutes. When we were done, the woman did nothing, it's like she didn't even notice we were laughing.

It was Farking hilarious.

Xyzzzy · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 2629 **Location:**

[SD]Rainigul wrote:

I had a substitute like a month ago or something who was such a dumbshit, she was like "the names are on the right."
And I was like "what about this one"
And she was like "... They made a mistake"
And she had a pretty heavy mexican accent, and she was just acting so stupid (seriously, sooooo stupid).
I was trying SO hard not to laugh and I turned around to face my friend because I couldn't stand looking at her anymore, but then our eyes met and we both just started laughing & crying from laughter for like 10 minutes. When we were done, the woman did nothing, it's like she didn't even notice we were laughing.

It was Farking hilarious.

My english teacher is like that
kinda ironic my english teacher has a hard time with english :roll:

mosiac · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 808 **Location:** ಠ_ಠ

i lol'd hard.

Stormprobe · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 1172

Who's stawlloed

[SD]Kratos · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 4787 **Location:**

Stormprobe wrote:

Who's stawlloed

a very old fart that has been hangng around srf since the start

.//curb · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 609 **Location:**

[SD]Kratos wrote:

Stormprobe wrote:

Who's stawlloed

a very old fart that has been hangng around srf since the start

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You should become a rapper.

XemnasXD · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2007 7:37 pm

poor guy -_-

StuckUP · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1315 **Location:**

Stallowned, you really are an ass.

Innovacious · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 2446 **Location:**

you used to be cool stallowned, what happened? Im not really liking any of your new threads...

witchcraft · **Joined:** Nov 2007 **Posts:** 94 **Location:** ..

Thats not nice of you Stallowned, I feel sorry for the other guy.

Sharp324 · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 4383 **Location:**

Dude...youve changed. Your turning into a douche now....

Toasty · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 2568 **Location:**

Yeah youre latest threads make you sound like a twat.

Doron · **Posted:** Sat Nov 24, 2007 10:05 pm

funny.. but you are a bit of an ass...

but I can understand why you laughed that hard...

those sandwhiches are my specialty...
especially when I have the main ingredient of that sandwhich with me still in the bottle

I have a substitute teacher at school who talk like that but then with dutch.. allways when I have detention I laugh to death about how he talks...
Friday in detention I was with a close friend of mine and we were the whole time talking about: Watch your back, cuz I will become a Visumsupplier... muohahaha

Vindicator · **Joined:** Jul 2007 **Posts:** 1734 **Location:** L-A-B

Stallowned wrote:

We're just having a regular lunch minding our own shit probably chatting about how many skulls we've cracked the past week. Me and this dude go back a while and shit, so we can laugh at any situation that others wouldn't find funny.

Out of nowhere some army recruiter comes up and starts talking to me. The man knows quality when he sees it. Probably imagines me with 50 bullet wounds, leading a platoon of men screaming orders while grenades and rockets are going off all around. Imagines all the grunts looking up at their fearless leader for their morale boost as they storm the enemy's defences.

lol, probably the funniest thing is how you remember yourself as some tough bad assed fabio guy.

MrFudge · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 5731 **Location:** None

Toasty wrote:

Yeah youre latest threads make you sound like a twat.

+1

[SD]Twysta · **Posted:** Sun Nov 25, 2007 12:45 am

Just me or is stallowned going mental.

MastaChiefX · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 4526 **Location:** Life.

Good story
The true humor is in the comments afterwards.

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