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Rainigul
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Post subject:  Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:18 pm |
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Itonami wrote: Lol this is a funny thread.
No, it's not illegal to buy condoms under the age of 18. Although, my brother told me a story about being carded to make sure he was the age of consent for the state.
Ha, I hope they don't do that to me.... But what will they do if I'm not 18? arrest me? Yeah right.
@cin
There was a quote pyramid? And I didn't get to see it!!??? AHH!!
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Vibrator
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:20 pm |
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You can always go on the street and ask some random dude " Buy me some condoms or i'll get aids" He will do it or he has no heart =d.
I heard there are condoms for female is that true o_O?
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:21 pm |
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Vibrator wrote: You can always go on the street and ask some random dude " Buy me some condoms or i'll get aids" He will do it or he has no heart =d.
I heard there are condoms for female is that true o_O?
i always thought it wasnt true>.> since i never found one
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Vibrator
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:25 pm |
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Shadowman20818
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:26 pm |
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[SD]Rainigul wrote: Itonami wrote: Lol this is a funny thread.
No, it's not illegal to buy condoms under the age of 18. Although, my brother told me a story about being carded to make sure he was the age of consent for the state. Ha, I hope they don't do that to me.... But what will they do if I'm not 18? arrest me? Yeah right. @cin There was a quote pyramid? And I didn't get to see it!!??? AHH!! There was no quote pyramid, cin was just joking.
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Burningwolf
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:28 pm |
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Vibrator wrote:
how the fck do they put it on o_O
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:57 pm |
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Burningwolf wrote: Vibrator wrote: how the fck do they put it on o_O They put it inside their feministic hole  
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Yasakira
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:05 pm |
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If the girl is on top she cant get pregnant 
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XemnasXD
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:07 pm |
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Yasakira wrote: If the girl is on top she cant get pregnant so true remember that everyone
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:08 pm |
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XemnasXD wrote: Yasakira wrote: If the girl is on top she cant get pregnant so true remember that everyone [size=0]/sarcasm[/size] knocked up...
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Panu
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:09 pm |
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Dont be a fool and wrap your tool.
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Vibrator
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:12 pm |
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Or use the ghetto way.
1. gt a hefty bag.
2. wrap around your instrument.
3. Secure with a rubber band.
4. Enjoy rough se* xD
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Yasakira
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:17 pm |
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Vibrator wrote: Or use the ghetto way.
1. gt a hefty bag.
2. wrap around your instrument.
3. Secure with a rubber band.
4. Enjoy rough se* xD
Just wrap it in sandpaper.
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Fat_Smurf
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:20 pm |
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du sparendraf pis un elastique colice.
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XemnasXD
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:24 pm |
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pulling out is no fun i don't get why ppl keep saying that....
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XemnasXD
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:28 pm |
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i've never met the guy that if given the chance would rather pull out than stay in...
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Vibrator
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:30 pm |
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XemnasXD wrote: i've never met the guy that if given the chance would rather pull out than stay in...
Well atleast you wont get pregnant
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XemnasXD
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:32 pm |
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Vibrator wrote: XemnasXD wrote: i've never met the guy that if given the chance would rather pull out than stay in... Well atleast you wont get pregnant conversation is over...
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:33 pm |
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Hershey wrote: XemnasXD wrote: pulling out is no fun i don't get why ppl keep saying that.... it takes practice.... *8 babies and 3 STDs later*
"This time for sure I'll pull out in time!"
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:34 pm |
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Casey613 wrote: Also, don't you ever use double rubber, it generates more friction and you're a lot more likely to cause the condom to break, making you a daddy or something bad. you will be just fine with one.
Remember, don't be a fool, wrap your tool!
should be common sense, anyone does that they deserve to get the girl knocked up
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Vibrator
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:38 pm |
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Sharp324 wrote: Casey613 wrote: Also, don't you ever use double rubber, it generates more friction and you're a lot more likely to cause the condom to break, making you a daddy or something bad. you will be just fine with one.
Remember, don't be a fool, wrap your tool! should be common sense, anyone does that they deserve to get the girl knocked up Lol i remember in 8th grade i told myhealth teacher " What if you just use like 5 condoms will you be safe? . She said " Whats the point then? Lol i lol'ed hard xD
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 6:40 pm |
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Burningwolf wrote: Vibrator wrote: how the fck do they put it on o_O You squeeze the top ring into an oval shape and then insert it. They don't feel right though, it's not worth using.
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:39 pm |
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it depends on ur state law. i think mostly 16. (to hav sex)
just pay a homeless guy to byu it. b sure to pay him a buck or 2
my high school provide birthcontrol pills and condoms. the district thought about it for 2 month and did a survey and they decided tod\ do it...
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Fat_Smurf
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:42 pm |
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Hershey wrote: dom wrote: Burningwolf wrote: Vibrator wrote: how the fck do they put it on o_O You squeeze the top ring into an oval shape and then insert it. They don't feel right though, it's not worth using. Open the package carefully. Choose a position that is comfortable for insertion - squat, raise one leg, sit or lie down. Make sure the condom is lubricated enough ok thx imma try it right now
but yea it's mainly used by prostitute so they don't have to care if the ''client'' wanna warp his tool.
-edit typo-
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:10 pm |
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Wtf I made a post in this thread where did it go? 
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Hostage
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:13 pm |
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Lol that's right you quoted ito , weird.
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:52 pm |
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dom wrote: Burningwolf wrote: Vibrator wrote: how the fck do they put it on o_O You squeeze the top ring into an oval shape and then insert it. They don't feel right though, it's not worth using. +1 it's kinda uncomfortable sometimes
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:00 pm |
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Quote pyramids are BAD
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heroo
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:01 pm |
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No.
The pope won't let you.
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:18 pm |
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Don't be a dummy, cum on a tummy!
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