YangKang wrote:
Cruor wrote:
YangKang wrote:
sup santa ! is your coat really red and white?
Depends on if he is sponsored by Coca-Cola.
Argghh now I need to wait one more year to ask him that >_< I wonder if he had the choice what he would have took Milka or Coca-Cola?
I am sponsored by Cola Cola, they paid for my Braun "Red Sleigh 3000" which is capable of reaching 1 billion miles per hour.
In return, they only ask that I wear a red and white suit, so I do.
I would prefer Cola Cola, for my sponsors would surely be happy about that, and if my sponsors are pleased, then who knows what my reward will be? I can get you all much more expensive gifts!
Jabo wrote:
hey santa, thanks for the presents
No problem buddy.
Vibrator wrote:
Santa you broke bi!tch you said you would bring me the stuff. I hate you =(
You were on my Naughty Boys list, I saw what you did in your parents bedroom... Disgusting.
I was going to give you coal, but Coca Cola decided that that was an unnecessary expense, so that was cut.
If you aren't so bad, I can get you some gifts next year.
~Santa