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So last night i was walking back from my mans T house when i decided to take a shortcut through the park.

Most peeps stay the **** outta the park after dark but the pussies in my town wouldnt try shit with me so i stroll through shoulders out head high biceps flexed.

Neway im coming up to this gang of about 6 guys and thry try and stare me down so im like "**** this shit" and keep my eyes fixed on the main guy and bein the pussy he is he backs down and starts fiddling with his shoes.

About 200 yards later the path narrowed and theres no lighting but im chilled out since im still buzzed from the half a bottle o jack that i supped down an hour before.

Thats when i hear someone behind me and before i even turn artound i feel a cold pain in my head, 2 more of these and im down to protect myself.

About 3 of these punks from before are going at me with 2 bats and their feet. I curl up like a fetus to conserve energy knwing sooner or later these guys are gonna bat themselves out.

No sooner had they started that they stopped and thats when i jumped to my feet, them pussy ass punks couldnt believe their eyes, im thinking to myself "you shouldnt ****ed with my Polish ass"

Thats when i booted some guys knee cap bustin it up n shit, then grab his bat and smash it over another guys head breaking the bat clean in two. Blood and shit went flyin like sum kinda movie shit.

The other guy runs off and i shout "you'd best run homes"

This guy is running scared now, i run shit in this town, he aint got nowhere tpo hide, im gonna bust his ass and dump him on the city limits.

Sore as **** this morning but still got a heavy bicep workout in, these 17's dont jack themselves up.

wow... that sux you got jumped but fu.cking amazing that you kicked their asses. haha, Farking pussies!

well that just proves that your stories must be true...(the ones with breaking skulls and kicking asses)

Where'd you copy and paste this one from?

tsssk hater.


<3 Stallowned posting awesome stories here again.

+1

hes storys

1. copy/paste?
2. he wrote the story himself ?
3. is it True or not ?
4.Or he have really fun to make us confused

Read all this other stories, then answer yourself

ok WTF. This is it. Its not Farking fair. Stallowed gets tom ake 1000 postin less than 2 days and mods dont even say anything? I dont know about you but im sick of his stories. If he gets to make 10 threads a day of random shit that he just copy pasted then i should be able to do it too..

ô_o Some ones jealous. :>

He has been on 3k+ posts ever since u were still eating every bit of Lego you could find.

This isn't random shit, this is SPARTAA!

I already did , what I wrote is little of it

I doubt its a true story but it sure is fun to read some of the crazy stuff some of you people come up with.

All of his stories can be put into one thread. The same way Satman's gaming articles were.

+1 actually key-j did warn him of spamming wikipedia articles in one particular thread.

and here he returns with his immature tough macho theme in his story. I don't care if you wrote it or copy/pasted it, but getting hit in the back of the head with a baseball ball would kill you, its not a movie tard. That would crush your skull in and you'd be dead before you hit the ground. Unless your superman, taking three hits to the head with a bat will leave you nothing but a pulpy head. Guess you've been killing too many people in grand theft auto

yada yada yada <- deletez post plox.

I used 'meanie' on my sister the other day cus she was herassing someone, man.. She just couldn't stop laughing. WTH is wrong with that word. might be a girl thing..

ffs maybe some stallowned fans fail to realize that he is SPAMMING. Its not about being nice and bla bla, your not supposed to spam. He's got +5 threads and its all for getting attention, which btw, he certainly is getting

lol

that similarly happened to me, im from Compton by the way.

I was walking home one night from my friends house and its really dark so i take out my phone (iphone) and start to call my friend. We are talking when (like stallowned) the shortcut to my house is through the park and then past foodmax etc. When i go to the park, i see about 3 girls, 1 of them abnormally large, and 2 guys. They were all staring at me for what reason i dont know why until i noticed i had my iphone out.

They were starting to approach me when i thought id play goodie goodie girl and try to start a conversation.

"Hi" i said

"Whats up b*tch" said the abnormally large girl.

"Wassup" said the other group in unison.

I hear a few whistles from the guys and i start to depart again, this time moving at a faster rate. I say goodbye to my friend on the phone and put my phone away in my purse when i hear the gravel behind me start to crumble, i turn around and i see that group standing there, minding their own business. So i just wave and continue walking.

Then i start to hear gravel crunching together and i turn around, again they act like they arent doing anything out of the ordinary. Then i break for a sprint, being on the track team i tried with the best of my ability to run away from the group, and before i know it, one of the guys seem to be as fast as me and grabs me by the shoulder and throws me to my right and i hit a tree. My vision starts to blur, i try to get up but all the pressure seemed to be on my right knee, the guy jogs back to his group of friends and i start searching my purse as they slowly approach me with laughs and rude remarks.

I run my hands along something cold, cylindral, i pull it out as quick as i can, uncapped the can and hit it behind me as i told them to stop. When they came close, i sprayed them in the eyes, pressing down on the knozzle with all my might. Some stumbled backwards, some of the pepper spray got into my eyes, and as it stung and blurred my vision, i saw the abnormally large girl dive for me and i moved aside to my left as her head hit the stump of the tree, falling on my right knee. Searing pain ripped through my knee as i screamed with pain enough to wake the whole city, the next moment two men approach me, and pick me off my feet, the other grabbing my purse and they drove me to the hospital. My heroes, my saviors.

The night was the most horrific i have ever experienced.

lol yeah ok

for you, walk out at night with your hands over your butt

it is spamming because all his stories are just nonsense about punching people and drinking and pegging. And of course he wouldn't reply here, he's too busy feeling good getting the attention from everyone. Regardless of 2 threads/day rate, he's got about 7 threads on the OTL. Seriously, I get that you like him, but he's spamming and its something nobody likes. Did you see him spamming a topic by copy/pasting entire wikipedia articles and inflating topics abnormally long? And you call that making a "thread or 2 a day".

I stepped on an ant once, yet some of them little buggers still like me.

To all of you who are defending STallowed you should know that SG in the rule thread said " No acceptions to spamming of the forum i dont care who you are a mod or famous person ".

@Heyshey you ar eone of my favoriteposters in this forum but what you just said was just plain IGNANT.

It's not Farking spam. Yeah he makes a few threads. But how many worthless piece of shit threads do other people in this thread make? I rather sit thru 1000 of Stall's threads than listen to Ito e-cutting on Fudge's half dead corpse.


Ya know?

and "if" hes making these stories up, who cares there just stories. i dont kno if u guys read one of his eariler posts ...
... i dont kno about you guys but i like his stories, their funny and cool ... just chill you haters, we dont get mad at you for posting "stupid" things.

you guys bitch about stallowned making all these threads and getting all this attention and yet you guys seem to be compelled to make 5 or 10 posts in everyone of his threads.

you dont like them just leave them alone dont call him immature when you yourself are doing just that

turn the other cheek

ALot of people respect you because your a old member and a high lvl in SRO so there probably going to go on your side and not follow the tuth. Look at the tuth Srallow is posting CRA.P .All of it is just random copy paste. The first 2 are ok But he keeps on doing this. What is this going to happen every months for 5 days then he waits until the heat cools down again?.

Atleast Itos post have something to do with a subject that topic is about. Dude K-Jey add something that has happened to him to relate to the topic so dont come at me with this bullsh*t you call Stallow.