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 Post subject: FBI all over my sh1t, jacked up bank account causing suspici
PostPosted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:50 am 
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Ever since my security company started running the doors in this town ive been depositing some serious sh1t into my bank account, the kinda money your b1tch assed dad makes in a year im shoving in the safe box twice a day. now the fbi is all over me, wanna know where the **** i got the cash from.

starst out im working out this morning, up at 5am for a serious hard ass workout , the 10 i picked up last night is keeping the bed warm but i aint got time for that, gotta get jacked. Got the whole strongman set up., some 20ft stone pillars for lifting n sh1t, must weigh a coupe tons, 500lb rocks, couple of cars racked up to a bar for some vein bustin deadlifting, the kinda sh1t that builds giants like me.

Was curling some serious sh1t, biceps burning like a corpse when i heard a bang down stairs. turns out it was a raid by the ****ing fbi. Couple of guys burst in the room, i bust one upside the head with a 100lb dumbell, i threw the other guy out the damn window, heard him hit the ground like a sack o sh1t.


Room fills up with pussies in bodyarmour, im throwing 50lbs plates, knocking guys out all over the place, bodyarmour aint sh1t to a 50lb plate thrown by a couple of 18's. Musta been 50 guys in the room, gettinhit by batons, tazers n sh1t, got a half a gallon of pepper spray in my eyes, still crackin skulls. Eventually hese b1tches jump me and cuff me up, had to use 3 pairs of cuffs to keep my strong assed arms under control othrwise id have torn sh1t up.

Took me in and tried to gril me for 4 hrs , didnt even crack a bead of sweat, i should be working for Polish secret service, cant get sh1t outta me, im sat with a grin the whole time knowin my dads lawyer is on his way. For $1000/hr you know im getting the **** outta there within 5 minutes.

Now im here suppin some fine ass scotch knowing those fbi b1tches must be slitting their damn throats, so close to putting the ****ing kig of this town behind bars but couldnt finish the job.

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lulz that was a good one

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i have no repect for you.

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Nice to see youve gone up to 18s from your 17s


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lulz that was a good one

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Hey Stall did you use to play on troy ????

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lulz that was a good one

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For some odd reason, I find these 'stories' of his quite fascinating. :>


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DONT TAZE ME BRO!!1!

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DONT TAZE ME BRO!!1!


that made me laugh lol

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DONT TAZE ME BRO!!1!


Gainesville represent.

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You's a B1tch sir.

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Hahaha this has to be the best story yet...

GG haha GG

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Yes stallowned played on troy before until he hacked him self.... R.I.P Stallowned


hacked....himself???

what does he have an alter ego? :? :? :?

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hahaha.

one-man army ftw.

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that is so sad to hear

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lol, like people said; one of the best ones so far.

we are getting near Trice's class now. Stall for SRF Storyteller anyone?


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I've never read Trice's posts, so Stall has that spot in my book.

Hell, a week ago I didn't even know who Trice was.

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Reise wrote:
I've never read Trice's posts, so Stall has that spot in my book.

Hell, a week ago I didn't even know who Trice was.

I've never read his stories either. But I heard they are good.


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Bitches don’t know shit ’bout my fullwidth characters.

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I've never read his stories either. But I heard they are good.


Same, hmm .. Have I missed something here : s

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I've never read his stories either. But I heard they are good.


Same, hmm .. Have I missed something here : s


I agree, i just saw his title "story teller". Apart from his poem about the fresh prince of bell air, which was ok i guess judging the reply's :S, i haven't seen anything to cream over.

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This thread is turning into "I havent read Trice's stories" >_>
If you wanna read them, follow the steps in my sig.


OT: "the kinda shit that builds giants like me" genius xD (even if it was thieved from some other site rather than from your own imagination like some other story writers)

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...um i am going to get all stallowned's post and edit it in to a book, and be a best seller and be a billionair :D

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your threads are going well stallowned, its good to see no flames :)

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...um i am going to get all stallowned's post and edit it in to a book, and be a best seller and be a billionair :D



Too late i already called Oprah

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How isit possible that you started this *company* 2 days ago and your already that big :?

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This is complete bullshit if you ask me.

You would have gotten the shit kicked out of you if you assaulted a officer, which "you did". Also would have gotten time for the on the spot. And there wouldn't be a few guys raiding the room, it will be probably the whole FBI squad raiding it. So I doubt you'd be able to kick one of their ass when they're already got you.

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How isit possible that you started this *company* 2 days ago and your already that big :?


All his stories are bullshit, thats how.

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How isit possible that you started this *company* 2 days ago and your already that big :?


All his stories are bullshit, thats how.


You know what's getting on my nerves?
The fact that 70% of the posters in Stall's topics don't know this.


His stories are 100% bull..

feed the duck and it comes back for more later

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[SD]Twysta wrote:
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How isit possible that you started this *company* 2 days ago and your already that big :?


All his stories are bullshit, thats how.


You know what's getting on my nerves?
The fact that 70% of the posters in Stall's topics don't know this.


His stories are 100% bull..

feed the duck and it comes back for more later


Thats half the fun of these threads.


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