Hanah Montana what you don't know..

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

This is my last thread today I promise...

http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w148 ... 024036.jpg

So apparently everyone’s saying these pics prove that Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana aka the underage girl that 500 Cracked reader trolls began masturbating to today, likes to have gay sex.

I have to admit it’s pretty convincing evidence. She’s on the floor; there’s another chick there; they’re sharing candy a la Lady and the Tramp. That’s all the proof I need. I mean, if these photos didn’t prove that Miley Cyrus likes to have hot gay sex in hotels with anonymous girls who are also underage, then why would I be masturbating?

I should point out (to the FBI) that “masturbating” is my word for blogging. (But in case you don’t believe me, you should know that sometimes Michael Swaim comes to my house and downloads things to my computer I know nothing about.)

In truth, I agree with Miley who calls these pictures innocent. After all, if these pictures make you gay, the deep tissue massage I gave Lex Friedman to get the blogging job would make me super gay. And I’m not gay. I masturbate to barely illegal Hannah Montana pictures. (Masturbate = Blog). (Until I chafe).

taken from http://www.cracked.com/blog/2007/12/31/ ... amigright/

Dystopia · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 2317 **Location:**

so what?

†erminal · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:**

Dystopia wrote:

so what?

Casey613 · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:09 am

Who's Hannah Banana?

Zypher · **Joined:** Sep 2006 **Posts:** 8705 **Location:** Canada

I am not convinced.

Myspace broads do this all the time.

although i do enjoy looking at miley.

†erminal · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:**

Famous actor with a stupid childrens show on disney and a famous singer with a horrendous voice.

redneck · **Joined:** Aug 2007 **Posts:** 2342 **Location:**

Dystopia wrote:

so what?

So what?.....So WHAT?!?!

For years, pedophiles have had to use their imaginations to pretend the 24 year old girl in the porn they download is underage simply because she’s wearing a cheerleader outfit and pig tails. Now, honest to goodness underage smut is put online on semi-reputable websites and you have the audacity to spit upon its further perpetuation? Shame on you.

Besides that you people fail to see what Disney is doing to little girls...Remember Parent Trap? Little Lindsay? Vannessa Ann Hudgeons? and her muiji? Britney Spears? Jamie Lynn Spears? Hillary Duff? and so many of those other actreses that started on Disney Channel and how did they end up?

this my friends is why disney needs to be stopped at all costs my friends.

†erminal · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1138 **Location:**

It's a conspiracy !
THE WHOLE PORNO BIZ IS RAN BY DISNEY!

ghostkilla43 · **Joined:** Nov 2006 **Posts:** 1991 **Location:**

†erminal wrote:

Famous actor with a stupid childrens show on disney and a famous singer with a horrendous voice.

she does sound pretty bad..

Ashikiheyun · **Joined:** Feb 2007 **Posts:** 1821 **Location:** CMA

†erminal wrote:

Famous actor with a stupid childrens show on disney and a famous singer with a horrendous voice.

Exactly.

Caras · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:15 am

Casey613 wrote:

Who's Hannah Banana?

Caras · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:16 am

†erminal wrote:

It's a conspiracy !
THE WHOLE PORNO BIZ IS RAN BY DISNEY!

...lmao

Doron · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 12:34 am

So... Your blogging pedo porn to masturbate with a banana?

redneck....

You've convinced me...

I really don't understand you.

seriously...

Now I have to read educative book to bring my IQ level up the 20 points I lost while reading this...

You allmost had me counting 0....

Vibrator · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 946

And this matters why...?

Swindler · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:23 am

who cares?

-Evan · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:25 am

HejsaN wrote:

who cares?

You care enough to post here.

Mrs. Santa · **Joined:** May 2007 **Posts:** 305 **Location:**

mmm....candy.

Cruor · **Joined:** Apr 2006 **Posts:** 1999 **Location:**

I didn't know there was a new Snorg Tees Girl!

Overall, it was an intriguing and well thought out blog post, however, there was some distracting text off to the right. Something about the FBI masturbating in a Montana hotel with some gay porn star-turned children's show host. Unfortunately, this jibberish detracts from the luscious curves of STG, much in the same way that spam detracts from a forum, and sweeteners/creamers detract from coffee. STG alone demands a 10/10, however I am forced to reduce this to 6/10 (plus a Seal of Approval for STG) due to the faults regarding the layout of the page and extraneous text contained within.

Jstar1 · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 4757 **Location:**

hannah montana's eyes are ugly, I hate those kind of eyes

Nuklear · **Joined:** Jun 2006 **Posts:** 3272 **Location:**

†erminal wrote:

Dystopia wrote:

so what?

CrimsonNuker · **Joined:** Aug 2006 **Posts:** 13791 **Location:**

hmm...Hanna Banana+Light Piano Music+Candy+Hotel=

http://www.2girls1room1lollipop.disney.com/videos/lezb0

ThatBluePerson · **Joined:** Jun 2007 **Posts:** 1647 **Location:** Earth

Nuklear wrote:

†erminal wrote:

Dystopia wrote:

so what?

Itonami · **Joined:** Mar 2007 **Posts:** 3182 **Location:**

OMG SHES A HUMAN KILL HER

Dystopia · **Joined:** Jan 2007 **Posts:** 2317 **Location:**

Hershey wrote:

Itonami wrote:

OMG SHES A HUMAN KILL HER

*gets knife*

ahahahahahaahha i actually loled

Trice · **Posted:** Thu Jan 03, 2008 9:48 am

Hershey wrote:

Itonami wrote:

OMG SHES A HUMAN KILL HER

*gets knife*

thats why we love hershey ^-^

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