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 Post subject: Mistery of female unfolded.. ( Real lol)
PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:40 pm 
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Well for sometimes now my friends been going out with this girl that he likes, And he has been wanting to ... her you know. They are 21 yea. Ok so she finally tells him the truth... And you'll never guess what it was .He was wondering why it has been over 3 months and she hasn't put out yet. And the one day she told him....

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Now i know some of you don't believe me but think about it, After 3 months of dating why would he suddenly break up with her when he was getting close to.. When i heard it i didn't believe it either. But he assured me she has a penis.Or should i say he. Or he she. OR she-he or w/e.

How is that possible? A girl body but a penis??

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:41 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:42 pm 
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lol that would be a surprise if they were about to do it >.>

but atleast she told him earlier lol.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:49 pm 
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Lol that reminds me of a series called Ally mcBeal. Anyone? :D
So.. she told him when they were about to have intercourse? :wink:

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:53 pm 
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Hermaphrodites are like...well you could say freaks of nature, but it's really an abnormality caused due to excess of testosterone, which causes the cells to develop male hormones and this forming a penis. Or something of that sort. I've read about it somewhere but can't really remember it accurately.

Either way, it's possible, and it's not surgery, she can have it 'fixed' through surgery though, although it's pretty expensive.

I feel sorry for hermaphrodites. What if they are female and they are not lesbian, they can't have children...and although people would marry them, sex must be awkward...

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 10:55 pm 
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it would make the guy puke if he found out in bed =D

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You spelt Mystery wrong.

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You spelt Mystery wrong.


You spelled "spelled" wrong.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:09 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:13 pm 
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uhh a transvestite? they arnt that rare...sucks for your friend. btw theres tons of pills you can take to give you tits, and look more like a female.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 11:21 pm 
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Well for sometimes now my friends been going out with this girl...

Interesting

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Well for sometimes now my friends been going out with this girl...

Interesting


Sorry i meant friend*

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Reise wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:
You spelt Mystery wrong.


You spelled "spelled" wrong.


Actually, it can be both.


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XuChu wrote:
Reise wrote:
CrimsonNuker wrote:
You spelt Mystery wrong.


You spelled "spelled" wrong.


Actually, it can be both.

Gosh, you guys are so picky.

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:06 am 
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lol reminds me of a james blunt" your beatiful" parody.

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StealMySoda wrote:
XuChu wrote:
Reise wrote:
You spelled "spelled" wrong.


Actually, it can be both.

Gosh, you guys are so picky.


You spelled "OMFG I HEAT YOU" wrong. :)

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Well for sometimes now my friends been going out with this girl...

Interesting


Sorry i meant friend*


I was kidding :P

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She should find a bi-sexual guy.

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So we heard the twist, what happens now?

Did the two dudes split up or are they just going with it lol.

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Lol like that show with all the bachelors...Miriam was it? They all like fight for her and in the end they find out shes a Shemale!!!

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Reise wrote:
So we heard the twist, what happens now?

Did the two dudes split up or are they just going with it lol.



He broke up with her. I don't know how such a pretty girl has a penis. Even i was shocked @.@

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Lol like that show with all the bachelors...Miriam was it? They all like fight for her and in the end they find out shes a Shemale!!!

ROFL I saw that on The Soup...
Damn I would of left her ass right there and then if I won.

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anything is possible. I work with someone (well in the same office) who is a woman. She used to be a man years ago.

She still stands/walks like a man though, and isn't very feminine, but seems like a nice person.

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The strange thing is that he is not a shemale.... Its a GIRL
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The strange thing is that he is not a shemale.... Its a GIRL
God damn now i will never wish to be a man for a day

Pff we pwn.
But if you think about it, women have to get more joy out of sex than men, we grunt, yall scream.

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The strange thing is that he is not a shemale.... Its a GIRL
God damn now i will never wish to be a man for a day



All you'll do is masturbate and watch tv. LOL

and pee standing up!

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The strange thing is that he is not a shemale.... Its a GIRL
God damn now i will never wish to be a man for a day



All you'll do is masturbate and watch tv. LOL

and pee standing up!

It kicks ass.

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pics or it didnt happen

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