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This is a real post by me not some copy past sh1t
Crazy assed sh1t last night.


Last night I went to bed around 8:30 or something half knowing that it was completely pointless. For some reason it is impossible for me to sleep the whole night when I go to sleep at that time. Each time I try it I end up waking up between 11 and midnight and am not tired anymore so I end up getting upand stay up until 1 am or 3 am, whenever I get bored or tired or whatever.

Anyway, I guess a cold front had come because it was cold as hell and I was wearing shorts and a shirt. I stayed in bed for a while hoping to fall asleep but I've got real bad allergies so it felt like my nose was stuffed with cement I had no tissues around so I had to get up. I ended up getting on the computer and I drank a tiny assed bottle of chocolate milk. ANyway I'm not here to write a ****1n diary so I'm gonna stop this ubllsh1t right now and get on with the craxy assed sh1t.

I'd been tossing and turning in bed for a long assed time I managed to look at the alarm clock and it was at least 3:40 or some sh1t. I turned to my side and was facing the wall. Shortly after is where it starts getting weird, I don't know if I'm still awake and hallucinating or if I'm dreaming already. I get a Farking weird as hell sensation and I tell myself "oh snap I can actually feel myself falling asleep" and it actually somehow feels like I'm falling asleep but I'm conscious of it while it's happening. A few seconds into that, maybe 20 or so, I start seeing sh1t. I see a ghost in my room, as silly as it may sound it was a ghost of the guy in my avatar and some other guy who I've never seen before. I tell myself **** this sh1t and close my eyes. All of a sudden I feel freezing cold and a very bad feelign all over me. I'm like "oh hell no, son" thinking about how in all those stories people feel a cold wind and sh1t when they see a ghost. I keep my eyes shut for a while and I've still got that cold and terrible feeling all over me. Eventually I crack my eyes open and see the ghost isn't there anymore so I'm like "got damn wtf is going on. this sh1t I drank is fuck1ng me up" (For some reason I can't put my finger on, I drank some herbal tea sh1t) It's easy to say I was just dreaming the whole thing but it felt real as fck1n hell and I even remember looking at the clock and doing sh1t shortly after.

I then end up really falling asleep and I have some more dreams, one of them which felt uncomfortbaly real.

I'll start with the one I just mentioned. I guess it was kind of similar to what I described with the ghost and sh1t, in that it didn't even feel like a dream it felt like it was really hapening. The difference is that I now know that I dreamed this one because when I woke up today everything was normal. The dream took place as if it happened last night in my bed. Most dreams I've had where you know you are in your room or hwerever, you may know it is your room but there is something about it that is different than in real life. This wasn't the case, the whole house in the dream was exactly as it is in real life. Even my two cats who were sleeping on my bed that night were in the dream. Anyway, it is the same night and I'm still in bed tossing and turning in the early hours of the morning. All of a sudden i get the worst pain in my jaw. It feels like my jaw are vibrating 5000000 times per minute and my whole head is about to blow up with the pain being worse near the joints. THe pain lasts about 10 seconds and comes and goes every few minutes. This repeats many many times eventually I get up and go to my moms room and *try* talking telling her I feel like I'm about to die but I can't talk. Only some mumbled incomprehensible bullsh1t is coming out and my voice has a high as hell pitch (I normally have a deep assed voice) Mmo can tell I'm obviously in the worst pain of my life and she starts panicking and crying and sh1t. She's calling all kinds of hospitals and dentists and sh1t wanna know wtf is goign on. After a while the pain all of a sudden gets 500 times worse and it is very localized in the back of my mouth as if it was wisdom teeth or some sh1t (but I think mine already came out) I'm in the worst pain of my life and eventually these four weird assed looking teeth end up just falling out of the back of my mouth and the pain starts dying down. A few minutes later it picks up again and I hear sh1t starting to crack. All of a sudden my back teeth start cracking and sh1t and I put my hand over my moutha nd I've got a bunch of chipped off pieces of my teeth in my hand. Craxy assed sh1t. That's all I can remember in this dream

Another dream was pretty crazy too. It was me and I think my brother, but I'm not really sure, and I think we were the last two survivors on earth. We lived on some weird assed islands in the middle of the ocean and the seas around us were violent as hell. The islands were made out of rock kind of like those islands in china or thailand or some place like that, I'm not sure exactly. There were maybe 7 or 8 islands and they were pretty small probably no bigger than 50 feet in size and they were arranged in a circle. My brother lived on a cave on top of one island and I lived in a cave on top of an island on the opposite side of the circle (the circle was pretty damned big but not huge.) SOmething happened and we took it as a bad omen. Water started rushing out like a waterfall out of the cave on one of the islands. We were thinking wtf is going on but didn't think too much of it and went back to our caves on our islands. When I got to my cave I could hear sh1t going on at my brother's island so I turned back to look. A bunch of little (not really little but not mothership sized) spaceships came from the sky and they were attacking my brother. Since I was on my island I was much too far away to even think about helping. They ended up taking him away or something. I started running and I ran into another cave and just kept running. OUt of nowhere some guy comes out in some aztec clothes or something. He has a spear and is chasing me. I'm running forever. I come out of the cave and I'm running through jungles and sh1t. I appear in front of some huge assed sumo wrestler. He must of been about 20 feet tall. Just as he's about to kill me it turns out I was living in a movie or something and next thing I knwo I'm sitting at a table with the directors and sh1t and they wanna land me a job. Weird assed sh1t.


I dreamed a bunch of more sh1t but by now a lot of it seems like a blur and I can't really put it together. I remember my brother's wife's 9 or so year old daughter had an evil twin or some sh1t in one of the dreams. She would appear at your window and sh1t and her face would be pure white (she's dark skinned asian.) I don't remember much else of that. Another dream was at my grandpas farm house, he was there and so was my grandma. SHe's dead and in her last years she was very slow and quiet and sh1t, but in the dream she was very lively and outgoing and sh1t. My cousins were there and more people I don't remember. I don't remember what happened but I know it was craxy as hell.

That's all, I think...

Wish I could describe it better cuz sh1t sounds weak but it all felt so rela..

OMG 18lbs telling mommy "my teeth hurts ((" rofl too good

sh1t man That chinese herbal tea sh1t does sh1t to you... 1 Farking time I took some of that green crap and I was flipping out!! I saw farking Monica Lewinski with Bill and Hillary in a threesome!! I was freaking out looking for my camera and then I couldn;t breathe, my legs were numb I couldn;t move and I woke up on the kitchen table....

LOL
But you and your brother on thje stone island and the sumo wrestler rofl

This is even better the the copy and paste stuff

p.s the first one about the ghost is freaky,not funny o.O

in the first part sounds like u had an OBE

oh damn.... that dream was horrible stall!!

i had a dream like that one.... thank god i could wake up before my teeth got owned.

I'm always dreaming about this, broke my front teeth twice like 2 years ago. and since I keep dreaming I'm loosing it or stuff like this -_-

why would u call them >_>

According to anything that says, dreaming of teeth falling out is bad

yeah same with me, but somehow everytime i feel i'm losing my tooth (teeth) i just wake up and avoid that lol.

with the ghost bits, if you were dreaming and u knew u were, u can control your dreams. It's called lucid dreaming, so if you thought go away they'd b gone. So maybe it was a hallucination.

worst things i dream about r ppl chasing me to kill me, and i can feel them slicing me up but in the end i log off using the 10sec count down when im not in combat. Look wat SRO does to u

this is the worst i've had, i even posted it here.

Click meh

Man if I posted all my dreams you guys would sh1t bricks.

Imagine badassedness of the stories I've been posting multiplied by 50. Serious.

i'd love to read that.

I've never dreamed killing anyone, or even trying i donno why.

I'll try to post, but some of them were long ago so some bits and pieces may be missing and it might not be very clear.. but I'll try.

I really need to start keeping a dream journal


One dream I'm in some type of huge assed fancy hotel. I don't remember exactly what was going on, but I remember I'm going up an escalator and it is crowded at hell. TO my left is the escalator going down and I see a group of guys that used to piss me the hell off. We're giving eachother the death stare until we pass eachother and I can hear them say sh1t behind my back. I think to myself, "**** this sh1t" and I jump over the railing about 20 feet down onto their escalator and I immediately mangle all three of their asses. Busted skulls n sh1t. Ribs cracking. They scream for help and I see some dude show up. For some reason I know not to start sh1t with him so I run for it. This guy is fast as hell though so it's like some fast assed chase down the big assed hallways. I'm jumping over fancy assed tables and lounge chairs flipping them over and sh1t. Rich assed old women screaming and sh1t as we're running by. Eventually I'm at a dead end and I have to fight the guy. Hard assed fight but I end up wrecking the guy. I start running again not really knowing where I'm going. I'm turning corners and sh1t as if I had a destination but I really don't. Along the way I'm tackling guys and busting through human walls trying to stop me. Bowling alley type sh1t, guys flying like pins as I come crashing into their formation. Then it is no longer a first/third person view and it zooms out like a cutscene in a video game. I can see guys with tommy guns coming out of the many elevators scattered in the maze of hallways throughout the hallways. I'm like oh hell no son. I'm still running with guys shooting at me. I roll across the ground as the wall gets covered in bullet holes. I turn a corner and hide in a room. One of the machine gun guys walks past the room looking for me and just as he passes the doorway I mangle his ass and start runnign back to where he came from. I get to the elevator and I see some pussy with a pistol inside guarding it. DIdn't take long for his ass to start seeing stars. I start goin up on the elevator and I come out on the top floor and start running again. I get to a dead end with a metal door and I kick it open and I'm on the roof and there's police helicopters and sh1t flying all around. As I turn around to go back into the door there's a blockade of police guys pointing their guns at me. I put up my hands making them pussy assed pigs thinking I'm surrendering. When they least expect it I start rushing towards them as they start emptying their guns. I'm going through the bullets like some matrix assed sh1t. Just I'm about to collide into them and wreck them I wake up.


That's all I have time for/can remember now.

Just remembered another one.


It was some type of formal assed sh1t. Some kidn of prom or something. Everyone wearing fancy assed italian suits. Really showing off my jacked frame. Was in a banquet room or some sh1t with a dance floor in the middle and 8 or 9 big assed round tables around. There weren't any ch1ck there, only guys (no homo.) I'm there with one of my friends I've known for like 8 years now and we're at the same table. I don't know what caused it, but sh1t goes down and a riot breaks out. Everyone is beating the living sh1t out of someone. Also, every table is more or less working as a team. I'm fighting my way throught he crowd and me and my friend have eachother's back. Skulls are getting wrecked all over the place. Type of sh1t you'd expect with about 150 pissed off guys in the same room. SOmehow me and my friend get seperated and I see him on the other side of the room getting his ass mangled by a gruop of guys. I grab the nearest chair, break off the leg, and start making my way to the other side of the room. Walking over tables and jumping over guys and hs1t. Cups and plates tipping over everywhere. Like a Polish bullet zooming throught he crowd. I show up and immediately swing the broken chair leg at some guy's skull. The piece of wood turns into powder and wood chips right on impact. Guy goes down like a sack of sh1t. I mangle a couple guys enough for my friend to get his sh1t back together and we're back in business. We end up on top of a table busting guys as they try to come to us. Some HUGE assed guy shows up. Must be 8 feet tall. Fat as hell, but with a huge assed frame under the flab. He's not even getting hurt by any hits. So we both grab him by the shirt and suplex him clean through a closed window. Must of shattered his spine on the windowsill on his way down cuz he just stays there like a limp pile of sh1t.

That's all I can remember. I don't remember how it ended, if it even had an ending. I will post more tomorrow.

omg is it cud it be?? the old stallowned is back wb ^_^

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