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 Post subject: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:05 am 
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I recommend that if you aren't 18+, don't read the following text; since it might be disturbing to most readers. Readers discretion is adviced.

So, I have been having really strange dreams lately, and some of them have like no relevance in my dairy life whatsoever. And today this dream just make the 'wow' factor in my day after I woke up.

Basically, during my dream, I was in a sort of cage with 2 women. However, these 2 women weren't normal women. One of them had like vampire teeth and the other had like the sexiest legs ever. Well, many things happened during my dream, but for some reason now, I can't recall all the things that happened (it has been like 15hours after I woke up). What happened in my dream was that, the vampire-like-women was sucking my d*ck and the other one was doing something I'm not gonna describe and you can imagine. Things were going fine, till my alarm-clock started to cry (damm clock). After I woke up, I so wanted to have sex with my girfriend, but she was still sleeping so, you guys can guess what I did >.<.

I don't know why I had this dream, since I'm not one of those guys that watch lots of porn or think of sex all the day. So, I find it rather weird.

Anyways, I wrote this up, to see if any of you guys have had any weird dreams that have like no relevance in your dairy life.

PS: This is my longest post ever :shock:

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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:10 am 
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read the thread "crazy assed sh1t last night" I posted some of my dreams.

I had like 3 more dreams last night maybe I'll post...

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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:13 am 
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read the thread "crazy assed sh1t last night" I posted some of my dreams.

I had like 3 more dreams last night maybe I'll post...


oh, lol didn't see that topic since it is on the second page... reading it now :)

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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:26 am 
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I had a dream I was still going to school. I guess it was middle school, maybe high school, I'm not sure. It must of been PE class because we were outside playing sports n sh1t. I don't know what the hell I was doing but I was holding a golf club. Out of nowhere some kid started throwing sh1t at me from probably 20 or so feet away. He threw a hockey stick, a baseball bat and more sh1t. By this time I grabbed my golf club and started walking towards him with a "son someones about to get their sh1t messed up" face. He throws a golf club at me and I perfectly grab it in mid flight. By this point I'm rush towards him and he turns pussy there and then and starts hauling ass. He meets up with one of his friends and they're waiting for me so I see someone I know nearby and I scream "Hey Josh, I need help!" and he comes urshing over. The second guy ditches the first guy and now he's alone and he starts running again. We're chasin that som'b1tch down through the hallways and hes running towards some gang and they see us chasing him so they grab him and start mangling the f*ck out of him. He's laying in the bushes getting his skull wrecked by like 7 people. I'm talking with the leader of this gang and he's telling me about how they farked up this kid's car yesterday, expensive assed car too.
Next thing I know I'm back out in the field with people playing n sh1t. I'm not playing sh1t though I'm standing with a bunch of people in some patio area type sh1t. Out of nowehre some k1d starts looking up at the sky and he's like "Oh Sh1t!" and everyone rushes to see and we see an object in the sky flying in some weird assed patterns and it gets closer. I notice the shape of it and it is one of thoe TIE fighters from the old star wars (no star wars geek.) It vanishes within a few seconds. We're all talking and still can't believe our eyes about what just happened when otu of nowhere about 5 of them just reappear int he sky close as hell and start firing on us. Green lasers everywhere. Bois gettin shot up n sh1t. About 50 people running for their damned lives including myself. I wake up then.

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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:32 am 
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Stallowned wrote:
By this time I grabbed my golf club and started walking towards him with a "son someones about to get their sh1t messed up" face.


wonder how that face is lol

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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:40 am 
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Amelie wrote:
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By this time I grabbed my golf club and started walking towards him with a "son someones about to get their sh1t messed up" face.


wonder how that face is lol



+1

and I also wanna know what is the ''universal look of stfu''

we need a contest lol XD

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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:46 am 
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Another dream last night.

It was at my grandpa's house. We were having a lunch/barbecue outside with me/my family, granpa, my aunt/cousins. Aroudn the end of the lunch some people start showing up. They were my cousin's friends. My cousin works in the music scene a couple cities over so sometimes he has some weird assed people coming over. Anyway these people seemed pretty damned normal so I didn't think much of it. I see them taking all the furniture out of the house though so I'm like wtf? It is a pretty big house so there's a lot of sh1t inside. They're taking all these big assed furnitures and lining them up on the side of the path outside.
I turn around and this weird as **** looking black guy is right there staring at me. His skin is literally black. The skin around his eyes is so black it almost looks as if it was dead. He is wearing some casual looking clothes that were obviously pretty old judging by the faded colors and hanging threads n sh1t. He sees how badly he startled me and he seems amused. From behind him comes a tall assed black woman, this time I nearly sh1t my pants.
She looked like she was straight from some evil assed voodoo tribe from another world or some sh1t. She was wearing some long black clothes. Almost looked kind of like togas but in black. The distrubing thing about her was her face. Like the other guy she looked like she was dead, but that isn't it either. She had some sort of body jewelry all around her ears, nose ears eyes and cheeks. They looked like big assed purple/black curved horns sticking out all around her ears. She had two under each of her eyes. In her lip, nose, chin, everywhere. I can't put it into words how it looked. If I was a good drawer I would try making a drawing but it would look like a mess. Let's just say it was the craxiest sh1t I've ever seen and I've seen some pretty craxy assed sh1t.
She sees that she scares the sh1t out of me and is also amused and approaches me. While I am scared sh1tless I am also interested in this damn person. She starts talking although I can't remember what she talks to me about. I end up talking a lot with her and the other guy we become pretty damned cool. At one point I'm even trying to stick one of these horns under my own eye. While I'm doing this I'm thinking "what if I get aids or some sh1t because of this."
I don't think anything really happened after that. Much less anything interesting. I'm remembering bits and pieces but they're kind of pointless.

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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
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So i was having a dream, and this SW fanboy dressed as R2D2 came to me in a corner, and I kicked him and sent him to fly, literally. And fire was coming out of his butt, literally again.. Weird stuff indeed =/

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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:38 am 
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I can never remember my dreams, but one stood out to me the other night
All I remember is this beautiful girl named Mira and nothing else :\


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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:19 am 
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pipigrande wrote:
After I woke up, I so wanted to have sex with my girfriend, but she was still sleeping so, you guys can guess what I did >.<.


Dude you had sex with her when she was sleeping? Thats, sick


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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:22 am 
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XuChu wrote:
pipigrande wrote:
After I woke up, I so wanted to have sex with my girfriend, but she was still sleeping so, you guys can guess what I did >.<.


Dude you had sex with her when she was sleeping? Thats, sick


nah he just humped his dog lol, jk jk :love:

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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:24 am 
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oh wow stallowned didn't even make the topic and it has 2 stallowned stories :love:
gtg read them then got to bed :D

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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:40 am 
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Casey613 wrote:
So i was having a dream, and this SW fanboy dressed as R2D2 came to me in a corner, and I kicked him and sent him to fly, literally. And fire was coming out of his butt, literally again.. Weird stuff indeed =/


Probably a lie.

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After I woke up, I so wanted to have sex with my girfriend, but she was still sleeping so, you guys can guess what I did >.<.


Ah, hope she wasn't disturbed by it.

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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:44 am 
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Posted this dream a long time ago I guess it got deleted since sh1t doesn't go past dec 06. It won't be the same exact wording though since I'll post what I remember.

It was at my grandpa's house again. Everything was pretty damned normal and I'm walking down the paths. There are a lot of trees and sh1t so sunlight is blocked and is shady all the time. I'm walking and I come to the open field and it is bright as SH1T. I see the ghost of an elderly woman overing across the field. I'm wondering where the hell this damned brightness is coming from and to my horror the sun is like 100 times its current size in the sky. It kind of like this http://www.leonardo-energy.org/drupal/f ... review.jpg . I can see all the fusion reactions and that sh1t boiling on the surface. Scary assed sh1t. It is also slowly growing at a steady rate.
Next thing I know I assume a few hours passed because the sun now takes up like 1/4 the sky and it is shooting solar flares all over the place and half the countryside is up in flames. Fireballs are literally falling down all over the damned place. I somehow know that the sun is about to go apesh1t and expand 4259805 times or explode and I tell myself "**** no" and I wake myself up.

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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:57 am 
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This dream is old as hell. I was a young assed kid when I had this dream, somehow I remember it like it was yesterday.

I will have to give youa little bit of background info for it to make sense.

In my old house we had htese big thick assed bed quilts. One of them was green. The dream started in the kitchen. Exiting the kitchen to the right was some sort of multipurpose room. Game room, laundry room, music room, etc. To the left of the Kitchen was the main entrance hall to the house. Down the entrance hall was the hallway with the the bedrooms and bathrooms n sh1t. At the end of the hallway was my parents' room. There was a mirror/sink in the corner of that room.
Hopefully you can kind of get a vague idea in your head of how it is.

Anyway. In the dream I'm in the kitchen eating something at the table and I see the green quilt (with the shape of someone being underneath it) traveling upright across the kitchen from the multipurpose room toward the main hall and the bedrooms. I stay in the kitchen eating my sh1t and then I hear glass shattering and a scream coming fromt he bedroom area. I run to see whats goign on and I see the mirror in my parent's room is shattered and the green quilt is just standing there.

That's pretty much all that happened.

The freay sh1t is that one time me and my sister were talking about scary sh1t that happened to us and I was telling her that dream and she had a weird assed face. I was like what's wrong? She said she had the same exact dream except it was with the blue quilt instead of the green one.

**** I'ms cared sh1tless now I'm turning on the light.

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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:37 pm 
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I dreamt that my gf broke up with me in a club, I got drunk, then I started talking with aguy from my class, and next day I wake up with him stroking my hair and I'm naked......
And suddenly 5 more naked guys start poppin up, and I'm like, wtf I need to get out of here..

Then my phone rang (irl) and I was happy as hell...

Yeah, my dream sucks...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:32 pm 
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Zomg scary dream..
For a couple of days ago i was dreaming that my dad and me was argueing, and i got angry at him. So i went to the library and was sitting at the computers there. And was searching for homemade bomb recipe. I built my own bomb and was blowing a diminutive for day nursery in the air. And after that i was waking up and thought: OMG! What have i done?

Zomg that dream was scary and feelt so real


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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:41 pm 
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i had a nice dream last night :) not sex, just a kiss.. but was really nice, i hate alarm clocks =/

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i had a nice dream last night :) not sex, just a kiss.. but was really nice, i hate alarm clocks =/


I :love: my cell and my dear friend who called me to hurry the **** up because I was comming late for school...

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Icealya wrote:
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i had a nice dream last night :) not sex, just a kiss.. but was really nice, i hate alarm clocks =/


I :love: my cell and my dear friend who called me to hurry the **** up because I was comming late for school...


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 Post subject: Re: Crazy Dreams
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Amelie wrote:
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After I woke up, I so wanted to have sex with my girfriend, but she was still sleeping so, you guys can guess what I did >.<.


Dude you had sex with her when she was sleeping? Thats, sick


nah he just humped his dog lol, jk jk :love:


hah, that would of been a good idea :P

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