and honestly,
It's just another corporate holiday, but unlike christmas, the presents are usually shitty...F-ing candy? chocolate? are you serious? Look ladies, if you're my gf and it's Vday and we MUST celebrate it, then my present from you best be a BJ or some anal. If you want chocolate? sure, I'll give you a candy bar or w/e, but you get me that shit and I'll break up with your ass.

i'm not serious...or am i?
