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devilti
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Post subject: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:11 am |
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Post your favorite/funniest tiger jokes
I'll start with 1 that is season appropiate
Whats teh difference between Tiger woods and santa Clause?
- Santa stops at three ho's.
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:13 am |
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Its like Tiger is getting all his gf's outta the woods.
Tiger woods is more like a cheetah
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:14 am |
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Exploiting the notoriety of Tiger's once-hidden sports life Gatorade will soon have him promoting a new highly alcoholic version of its famous sports drink to be called: Get-her-laid. The proposed slogan: "Is it in you, white bitch?"
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:17 am |
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What's the difference between golf ball and a Cadillac? ------- Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one ------- Stephen Colbert: "Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress."
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:17 am |
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the guy makes 1 mistake and the entire world is all over him , LOL
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:29 am |
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.AWAKE. wrote: the guy makes 1 mistake and the entire world is all over him , LOL I loled reading the jokes This is worse than Chuck Norris
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:44 am |
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:51 am |
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Doppleganger wrote: Aren't they already making a porn out of it?; Tigers Wood? lol hahaha, i love this. .AWAKE. wrote: the guy makes 1 mistake and the entire world is all over him , LOL and its not 1 mistake, more like 15
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:02 am |
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.AWAKE. wrote: the guy makes 1 mistake and the entire world is all over him , LOL It's the net, you expected any less?
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:22 am |
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devilti wrote: Whats teh difference between Tiger woods and santa Clause? devilti wrote: Exploiting the notoriety of Tiger's once-hidden sports life Gatorade will soon have him promoting a new highly alcoholic version of its famous sports drink to be called: Get-her-laid. The proposed slogan: "Is it in you, white bitch?"
- Santa stops at three ho's. ^Luls were had EDIT: Quoting Fail.
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:26 am |
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Shit like this is why I think tabloids should be illegal. Some celebrities want their private life to remain private. Too bad it seems every single one of them (celebrities) have a friend/family willing to sell them out for a few bucks.
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:54 pm |
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MrJoey wrote: Shit like this is why I think tabloids should be illegal. Some celebrities want their private life to remain private. Too bad it seems every single one of them (celebrities) have a friend/family willing to sell them out for a few bucks. That's the downside to being a celebrity, your life won't be private, ever.
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:08 pm |
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Lame.
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:18 pm |
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what'd he do anyway??
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:30 pm |
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"On Sunday, golfer Jim Furyk made two clutch putts to win the Tiger Woods Chevron World Challenge. As the winner of Tiger's tournament, the golfer gets $1 million and three phone numbers." -- Conan O'Brien
“It’s not looking good for Tiger Woods. According to a poll today, 88 percent of women have an unfavorable opinion of Tiger Woods. The other 12 percent are cocktail waitresses.” -- Jay Leno
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 11:08 pm |
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One i made myself, that Im quite proud of.
So, Tiger woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? Big deal. I do that every time i play golf.
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:37 am |
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Lempi wrote: One i made myself, that Im quite proud of.
So, Tiger woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? Big deal. I do that every time i play golf. My buddy told me this yesterday so unless you are him I don't think you made it up.
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:26 am |
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Ganja wrote: Lempi wrote: One i made myself, that Im quite proud of.
So, Tiger woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? Big deal. I do that every time i play golf. My buddy told me this yesterday so unless you are him I don't think you made it up. http://betinternet.wordpress.com/2009/1 ... web-finds/It's the 4th one down.
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:02 am |
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blahblahblah wrote: Ganja wrote: Lempi wrote: One i made myself, that Im quite proud of.
So, Tiger woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? Big deal. I do that every time i play golf. My buddy told me this yesterday so unless you are him I don't think you made it up. http://betinternet.wordpress.com/2009/1 ... web-finds/It's the 4th one down. lol.
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:53 pm |
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He told his wife he was gonna go have a three-some, and play 9 holes and she thought he was talking about golf.
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:28 pm |
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M3K0S wrote: haaa lempi you fail And: What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seals? They both get clubbed by Norwegiens.
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:39 pm |
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blahblahblah wrote: Ganja wrote: Lempi wrote: One i made myself, that Im quite proud of.
So, Tiger woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree? Big deal. I do that every time i play golf. My buddy told me this yesterday so unless you are him I don't think you made it up. http://betinternet.wordpress.com/2009/1 ... web-finds/It's the 4th one down. Sigh. Quote: Tiger Woods crash jokes: the best web finds Posted on November 30, 2009. Quote: 27/11/2009 20:13:30 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods just got a hole in one... of his legs 27/11/2009 20:13:43 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods has hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. Big Farking deal, I do that every time I play golf. Suck it?
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 4:51 pm |
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Oh, and that conversation was meer minutes after the news was on Google.
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:38 pm |
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Quote: 26/11/2009 20:13:30 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods just got a hole in one... of his legs 26/11/2009 20:13:43 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods has hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. Big Farking deal, I do that every time I play golf. And now you said it BEFORE he even crashed, that's farking amazing! 
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:39 pm |
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Mameluke wrote: Quote: 26/11/2009 20:13:30 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods just got a hole in one... of his legs 26/11/2009 20:13:43 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods has hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. Big Farking deal, I do that every time I play golf. And now you said it BEFORE he even crashed, that's farking amazing!  That's British time moron. I watch several news sites, i told my friend about the crash minutes after i found out about it. Jeez, some people are too idiotic these days.
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:42 pm |
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Lempi wrote: Mameluke wrote: Quote: 26/11/2009 20:13:30 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods just got a hole in one... of his legs 26/11/2009 20:13:43 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods has hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. Big Farking deal, I do that every time I play golf. And now you said it BEFORE he even crashed, that's farking amazing!  That's British time moron. Learn about the world, and then get back to me. Not everybody is a fat ass Yank. You dont get it and im not even gonna bother trying to explain
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Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 5:42 pm |
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Mameluke wrote: You dont get it and im not even gonna bother trying to explain Moron.
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