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 Post subject: Tiger Woods jokes
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:11 am 
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Post your favorite/funniest tiger jokes

I'll start with 1 that is season appropiate

Whats teh difference between Tiger woods and santa Clause?








- Santa stops at three ho's.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:13 am 
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Its like Tiger is getting all his gf's outta the woods.

Tiger woods is more like a cheetah

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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Exploiting the notoriety of Tiger's once-hidden sports life Gatorade will soon have him promoting a new highly alcoholic version of its famous sports drink to be called: Get-her-laid. The proposed slogan: "Is it in you, white bitch?"

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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What's the difference between golf ball and a Cadillac?

Spoiler!



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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one


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Stephen Colbert: "Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress."


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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the guy makes 1 mistake and the entire world is all over him , LOL

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:29 am 
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the guy makes 1 mistake and the entire world is all over him , LOL


I loled reading the jokes

This is worse than Chuck Norris

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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Aren't they already making a porn out of it?; Tigers Wood? lol

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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Aren't they already making a porn out of it?; Tigers Wood? lol


hahaha, i love this.

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the guy makes 1 mistake and the entire world is all over him , LOL


and its not 1 mistake, more like 15

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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the guy makes 1 mistake and the entire world is all over him , LOL

It's the net, you expected any less?


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 6:22 am 
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Whats teh difference between Tiger woods and santa Clause?
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Exploiting the notoriety of Tiger's once-hidden sports life Gatorade will soon have him promoting a new highly alcoholic version of its famous sports drink to be called: Get-her-laid. The proposed slogan: "Is it in you, white bitch?"

- Santa stops at three ho's.


^Luls were had
EDIT: Quoting Fail.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:26 am 
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Shit like this is why I think tabloids should be illegal. Some celebrities want their private life to remain private. Too bad it seems every single one of them (celebrities) have a friend/family willing to sell them out for a few bucks.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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lol at the jokes...

but damn now every girl in america is gonna be saying "I FCKED HIM TOO"

hes the best golf player in the world... he can do that... the worst thing that can happen to him is lose his wife... not like it mattered anyways (intimately) cuz he can fck whoever he wants... even if by this he loses all his endorsements... he has tournaments and he probably has other ways that he is making money as im typing this... plus: any publicity is good publicity right?
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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:51 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 8:54 pm 
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Shit like this is why I think tabloids should be illegal. Some celebrities want their private life to remain private. Too bad it seems every single one of them (celebrities) have a friend/family willing to sell them out for a few bucks.


That's the downside to being a celebrity, your life won't be private, ever.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 9:08 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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"On Sunday, golfer Jim Furyk made two clutch putts to win the Tiger Woods Chevron World Challenge. As the winner of Tiger's tournament, the golfer gets $1 million and three phone numbers." -- Conan O'Brien

“It’s not looking good for Tiger Woods. According to a poll today, 88 percent of women have an unfavorable opinion of Tiger Woods. The other 12 percent are cocktail waitresses.” -- Jay Leno

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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One i made myself, that Im quite proud of.

So, Tiger woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?
Big deal. I do that every time i play golf.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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Lempi wrote:
One i made myself, that Im quite proud of.

So, Tiger woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?
Big deal. I do that every time i play golf.


My buddy told me this yesterday so unless you are him I don't think you made it up.


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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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Ganja wrote:
Lempi wrote:
One i made myself, that Im quite proud of.

So, Tiger woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?
Big deal. I do that every time i play golf.


My buddy told me this yesterday so unless you are him I don't think you made it up.


http://betinternet.wordpress.com/2009/1 ... web-finds/

It's the 4th one down.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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blahblahblah wrote:
Ganja wrote:
Lempi wrote:
One i made myself, that Im quite proud of.

So, Tiger woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?
Big deal. I do that every time i play golf.


My buddy told me this yesterday so unless you are him I don't think you made it up.


http://betinternet.wordpress.com/2009/1 ... web-finds/

It's the 4th one down.


lol.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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haaa lempi you fail

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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He told his wife he was gonna go have a three-some, and play 9 holes and she thought he was talking about golf.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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haaa lempi you fail


And:

What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seals?

They both get clubbed by Norwegiens.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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Ganja wrote:
Lempi wrote:
One i made myself, that Im quite proud of.

So, Tiger woods hit a fire hydrant and a tree?
Big deal. I do that every time i play golf.


My buddy told me this yesterday so unless you are him I don't think you made it up.


http://betinternet.wordpress.com/2009/1 ... web-finds/

It's the 4th one down.

Sigh.

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Tiger Woods crash jokes: the best web finds
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27/11/2009 20:13:30 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods just got a hole in one... of his legs
27/11/2009 20:13:43 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods has hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. Big Farking deal, I do that every time I play golf.


Suck it?

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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Oh, and that conversation was meer minutes after the news was on Google.

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 Post subject: Re: Tiger Woods jokes
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26/11/2009 20:13:30 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods just got a hole in one... of his legs
26/11/2009 20:13:43 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods has hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. Big Farking deal, I do that every time I play golf.


And now you said it BEFORE he even crashed, that's farking amazing! :shock:

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26/11/2009 20:13:30 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods just got a hole in one... of his legs
26/11/2009 20:13:43 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods has hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. Big Farking deal, I do that every time I play golf.


And now you said it BEFORE he even crashed, that's farking amazing! :shock:

That's British time moron. I watch several news sites, i told my friend about the crash minutes after i found out about it.

Jeez, some people are too idiotic these days.

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Lempi wrote:
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26/11/2009 20:13:30 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods just got a hole in one... of his legs
26/11/2009 20:13:43 Lempi *help Ross Tiger Woods has hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. Big Farking deal, I do that every time I play golf.


And now you said it BEFORE he even crashed, that's farking amazing! :shock:

That's British time moron. Learn about the world, and then get back to me. Not everybody is a fat ass Yank.


You dont get it and im not even gonna bother trying to explain

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You dont get it and im not even gonna bother trying to explain

Moron.

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